Ever wonder what Bardfinn's most upmarseyd comment ever is? Here it is in its stunning and brave glory

You know the story is fake because it mentions him working for a company, instead of leeching my tax dollars by being a terminally online reddit janny that's living on benefits.

I missed dinner that night, and had to keep what was happening from my wife for about a week before they finally arrested him, which put a strain on our relationship.

Burnt dinner and a domestic abuse visit

Just Bardfinn things

Then tell your wife to keep her mouth closed? If you cant trust your wife to do that then you already have other serious problems and the tension is likely from another source anyway.

Man, he took this advice pretty seriously

>one of the functions of my job was to carry "The BatPhone", which had a direct line to an FBI office

Who knew he’d catch pedophila from that and degenerate into a reddit power janny

Fascinating innit

FORESHADOWING

problem pushing a very large binary blob

Bardfinn having s*x.

Of all the things that have happened, this one happened the most. What a hero!

Why would Bardfinn self snitch like this 🤔🤔.

Real and hetero

lmao, he was a sysadmin but talks as though he was some kind of super-high-clearance glowie intel analyst. It would be hilarious even without considering he currently bums around unemployed.

Bonus drama in the top-voted reply, which is clearly a LARPer who has binged on to many budget Netflix dramas and thinks codeword/phrases bullshit is actually useful. Why would you talk like a schizo when you can give the same level of detail by just saying "It's a bit chaotic at work at the moment! I'll fill you in later"?

But what was their tanner stage?

I've been in government telecom and IT for pushing 25 years and can assure you this is bullshit.

and that exposure is what awakened bardfinn's love for CP

It was nust a tanner stage 4 female stream

Bardfinn telling fake stories again. To add to the dissection from that other guy, nobody says "proprietary IP" either. lol

Bards wife sounds like a b-word and deserved getting hit

I missed dinner that night, and had to keep what was happening from my wife for about a week before they finally arrested him, which put a strain on our relationship.

“Strain” is a heck of a way to say “I beat my wife.”

Is this a story about himself? Maybe that's how he got his hands on cp

😴😴😴

So LPT if you work in a job that can have shit you cant talk about happen, establish a code word or phrase and then never abuse it for personal reasons.

For example, wife: "where the frick are you, its 2am and you never came home from work" husband: "sorry my beloved, wombats ate my salad"

Bet Barf set this all up on the dude bc he voted for Bush or some shit

strained our relationship

Oh no

So that is where he gets his cp, also where Mr. Robot get their inspiration.

Seems autobiographical

r/thathappened

Time to fess up. That was me, but I changed the story to be the fricking nerd who called the feds.

Niece piece o' fiction

America is authoritarian in government and fascist in Wall Street, who runs the economic model. You'd laugh if I told you that you live under fascism and authoritarianism and you'd probably flee to freer countries. Corporations collectively decide who to hire, what to pay, what to raise wages by, how to exploit and trample on their employees, what the education, experience, age requirements are, whether are not you deserve benefits, how safe and ergonomic is your working environment, how much of your wages to steal or unpaid work, how long you work, how long is your vacation, how much workload, how much to verbally abuse you and etc. Modern classical economists have said wall street, corporations and small businesses are like mini governments and anything except physical abuse goes. Wall street is political donor class so government becomes authoritarian (aka taking or reducing your rights) and introducing neo-liberal (pro-wall street) polices. Buddy, nazis may have killed the jews but the 1% will steal your labour, slave you away, and these days lead to an untimely death (slow death by a thousand cuts). But I need a car, a house, a vacation, home time, enough for healthy food, retirement, medical, student debt, marriage, kids, hobbies, miscellaneous expenses. Wall street will say you poor bastard and import another one or lock you up if you try resisting. Would you flee if you're not the established class already? In history people have killed the tyrants or left. Those who stay are dumb farm animals for them to thrive on and hopefully they reproduce and stay blinded by debt and servitude with materialism, sense of "american dream 9-5 duty", credit addiction and internet/electronics addiction (aka stockholm syndrome). There is really no precedent to this turbo-techno capitalism system we're facing. Why did this happen? They went off gold, so that's why it feels money feels like coins in an arcade. It wouldn't be possible otherwise because it would destroy the currency internationally to print so much. America had 80% of the worlds gold after ww2 and had the opportunity say to every country, starting now US dollars replace gold and are not backed by it.

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)

be IT guy

so obnoxious that my family doesn't invite me to christmas and I have no friends

my wife hates me too because I beat her regularly, so I stay late at work

realize that now is the perfect time to oflload my CP collection onto some rube

set up some downloads on his machine with his credentials I have as an IT guy and plant the CDs

call my FBI buddies

another p-do has been put away where he can't hurt any more children thanks to our hero

missionaccomplished.webp

no. i've literally never wondered that.