EFFORTPOST Orange Father releases his MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT and fans are not pleased

So this was the MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from President Trump for those wondering: pic.twitter.com/mgFILhYTQC

— Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 (@lavern_spicer) December 15, 2022

He hyped this up yesterday with a short capeshit themed post so his followers have spent 24 breathless hours speculating what it could be about. Healthcare plan? 2024 running mate? The final and complete destruction of the deep state?

Negative Ghost rider, the holding pattern is full. It's $99 Trump themed NFT trading cards lmao

The .losers aren't happy

This is fricking r-slurred

I love Trump, and will support him until he stops fighting. But Americans are hurting, starving, rampant crime is harming our people, our wealth is being stripped, our livelihoods and businesses have been crushed. The best I can offer is a $100 Collect Trump Card 🖕🏻

Now I’m embarrassed I scolded my husband this morning because he wasn’t excited about a big announcement.

Lol foids posting Ls

This is a joke right? Please tell me this is a joke!!!

Yes and it's frickin hilarious

@realdonaldtrump released his NFT collection and I bought one without thinking. Good lord we are so far from the bottom.

Are you though? Feels like you might be close

There's a lot more cope and seethe and predictions here.

rConservative isn't feeling the NFT card hype either

This is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. I hope one of the cards is of Trump jumping the shark.

The entire collection is “jumping the shark”

Disclose.tv fans disclose their major disappointment

From Lavern again (she's really upset):

I love Trump but our country is being r*ped and pillaged. I need more than this from the leading Presidential candidate for 2024. Don’t play with our emotions.

Wait…. So it’s a “Digital Trading Card” but you have a “limited supply”??

Supply and demand bby

Please tell me this is troll and the real major announcement will come later today.

Sorry Kittypoop, only the first part is true

I think he's trolling the media to prove he can get their attention, but this will be mocked (as usual) by them. Part of the game I guess.

Super Alpha Male Nick Adams weighs in

Yes, I am purchasing the entire collection of President Trump’s digital trading cards.

No, I will not apologize for it.

Only Nick could turn it back around on the leftoids so that they become the copers and the seethers

OH MY FRICKING GOD TRUMP'S MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IS DIGITAL TRADING CARDS FEATURING HIS OWN BIG DUMB STUPID PUMPKIN FACE and holy shit he's selling them for a hundred bucks I shit you not. I wish I was making this up. and the rubes are going to eat this shit right up

And only Jeff could make NFTs seem cool by comparison.

Announcement video

https://x.com/i/status/1603430436587421698

I am going to buy Shoe some Trump trading cards for Christmas

BakedAlaska be like "I'm going to jail for this?!?

Wait hold up….. that MAJOR announcement we were all waiting for is literally Trump trading cards… 🤦🏼‍♂️

Meanwhile, Ye is preaching the Bible & defending J6 victims….. this is why Trump can’t win in 24.

Felineshit is coping hard:

My 3 guesses of Trump's big announcement today were ...

1. Getting back on Twitter.

1. Picked a VP.

1. Leaving the worthless Republican Party to form a 3rd party- patriot party.

Introducing Donald Trump digital playing cards wasn't even on my bingo card. 😂

Trump just became the first presidential candidate in American history to accept crypto for political donations. Many more will follow! #Dogecoin

I literally predicted this lmao:

i can’t believe i’m going to jail for an nft salesman 😔