So this was the MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from President Trump for those wondering: pic.twitter.com/mgFILhYTQC
— Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 (@lavern_spicer) December 15, 2022
He hyped this up yesterday with a short capeshit themed post so his followers have spent 24 breathless hours speculating what it could be about. Healthcare plan? 2024 running mate? The final and complete destruction of the deep state?
Negative Ghost rider, the holding pattern is full. It's $99 Trump themed NFT trading cards lmao
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This is fricking r-slurred
Lol foids posting Ls
Yes and it's frickin hilarious
Are you though? Feels like you might be close
There's a lot more cope and seethe and predictions here.
rConservative isn't feeling the NFT card hype either
This is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. I hope one of the cards is of Trump jumping the shark.
The entire collection is “jumping the shark”
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Disclose.tv fans disclose their major disappointment
From Lavern again (she's really upset):
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Wait…. So it’s a “Digital Trading Card” but you have a “limited supply”??
Supply and demand bby
Please tell me this is troll and the real major announcement will come later today.
Sorry Kittypoop, only the first part is true
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Super Alpha Male Nick Adams weighs in
Yes, I am purchasing the entire collection of President Trump’s digital trading cards.
No, I will not apologize for it.
Only Nick could turn it back around on the leftoids so that they become the copers and the seethers
And only Jeff could make NFTs seem cool by comparison.
Announcement video
https://x.com/i/status/1603430436587421698
I am going to buy Shoe some Trump trading cards for Christmas
BakedAlaska be like "I'm going to jail for this?!?
Wait hold up….. that MAJOR announcement we were all waiting for is literally Trump trading cards… 🤦🏼♂️
Meanwhile, Ye is preaching the Bible & defending J6 victims….. this is why Trump can’t win in 24.
My 3 guesses of Trump's big announcement today were ...
- Getting back on Twitter.
- Picked a VP.
- Leaving the worthless Republican Party to form a 3rd party- patriot party.
Introducing Donald Trump digital playing cards wasn't even on my bingo card. 😂
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I literally predicted this lmao:
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Where are the marsey versions of these cards? Someone make them and I'll add them.
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rdrama TCG when
@Jinglevann i want to lose all my money in the shop opening packs
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Unironically a good idea, get it done
@Jinglevann
Also still waiting for my anime house
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This looks like bait
This looks EXACTLY like bait how the frick is this real
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Trump is a drama Chad. This is right in his wheel house.
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Funniest president ever and it's not even close
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I just want him to restart tweeting
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Someone get Elon to merge truth and twitter
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Tbh I could see TR selling trading cards of the animals he’s killed.
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LBJ?
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He was pretty funny too
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If he was doing this as part of some baitops it'd be fantastic, but I suspect he is 100% serious.
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That just makes it funnier. He's not in on the joke, or trying to troll. He's just s grade A moron
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Of course he's serious. He's trolling rightoids while making money.
These people think he's the second coming of Christ. They're seething, but they will still buy them.
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He's finally about to finish his 4D chess match.
Q to ¥∆D4 checkmate.
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He wanted leftoids to freak out about him announcing for president, and then baited them with these card releases. Were you not familiar with Trump pre 2016? He put out bait like this all time (and even when president he tweeted bait like everyday)
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He didn’t bait lefties lol. They’re still doing their victory laps after winning the red wave. Biden keeps winning without knowing where he is.
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I took a gander over at /r/politics and it seems Reddit NEETs still aren't over muh Russia interference and arent seething about it as much as I thought. Maybe Drumpf has lost his touch
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/zlw03w/comment/j07goa1/?context=3
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That’s Reddit though, not the American left. The American left seems to be honestly doing quite well. They win almost every contested election and they keep winning popular votes.
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Ever since the 1990s when leftoid brainwashing ratcheted up in colleges and the media, they’ve done ok (the USSR falling and rightoids not having a universally known example of the evils of big governemnt also helped a ton).
The leftoid coalition of low income BIPOCs and city crakkkas (many Redditors and Twitterati fall in this category) along with the high income whitoids/a few minorities is surprisingly tough to break apart. That’s where taking over colleges and so many institutions helps
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he already announced, like a week after the disastrous midterm results
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i thought he already announced he was running again?
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Has he announced that hes running in 24? I legit cant even remember, theres been so much sneeding about the possibility that i cant tell if it actully happened...
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Serious about getting that bag, kween
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This is honestly pretty incredible even for him. The fricking balls on this guy.
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He will always be the best shitposter of the century.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Lmao, this is like Elon announcing a REAL crypto giveaway.
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This is why 2016-2020 internet was so fun. Please re elect him
let the good times commence again. I don't care about his politics or shit he was just so funny.
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Him as a senator wouldd be better than as a president, cmv
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it wouldn't be as funny, but it would be better for my blood pressure
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It would also last longer
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That was legit every single one of his tweets lmao. I love him so much bros
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One of us
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True, look at the website, if his account was hacked it would look the exact same way as this does.
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Its so terrible. I mean libshits are going to buy uo the trump cards and speculate on the price to rise its going to be fricking awful
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He's not going to win in 2024 -there's too many obstacles this time, Dems are not gonna slip up again like 2016. This is a way to keep the money flowing in.
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if only there was some way to know this ahead of time
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LOL
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I misread this as "catboy attire"
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Now that would be worth $99
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Stable Diffusioncels, get in here
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If I was at home I would. I spent Thanksgiving showing my elderly father how I could make Trump in to different anthropomorphic caricatures. Had the lewd hypernetworks turned off thankfully.
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They must be paying out the butt to license his name if he’s also promoting this trash.
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Sounds a bit late to cash out on nft grifting
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They're not going to sell even one of these things. Do they think Trump's boomer audience is going to buy NFTs or even have the slightest idea what they are? My mom asked me about crypto like once ever and I just told her it's a scam and she should buy something else.
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Lmao yeah he will
They will probably get a few calls asking why their cards haven't come in the mail yet
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bro i have been 100% aware that crypto is a scam for years and i'm still not entirely ruling out buying one just for the sake of being a Trump NFT haver
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There is a YUGE subset of boomers getting manipulated into crypto pump n dumps by rightoid shysters.
Knew a guy who dumped his entire retirement plan into some magic beans pushed by some end times preacher
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There even is a raffle where you can win a dinner with him and other shit like that, so he probably gets 90% of the sales or something.
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if you buy 45 cards
it's a guaranteed dinner 
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Bet you still have to pay for yourself
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Holy shit libtards better not find out they can blow $4500 and attend a dinner with trump to murder him.
Think about it what if a hundred liberals attended the dinner, theres no way to stop them all. All you would have to do is not talk about trans rights for a half hour
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If I won a dinner with Trump I'd give the honor to /u/pizzashill.
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I'd sell it to a boomer.
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What a scam lmao that's like 3 holes
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Would you commit to spending 5 hours with the types of people who would win this shit?
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Absolutely. I'd love to listen to them babble for a few hours. Might be a little nerve-wracking turning my back on them if they have a club in their hands but what's life without a little danger?
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stop committing crimes sweaty
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IM GONNA COOOOLLECTTTT
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The classic Trump business model. He sells the right to use his name and image to a grifter willing to pony up, and then avoids all responsibility for the inevitable fraud. See, Trump University, and countless dubious real estate projects.
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4D chess, it simply means true patriots don't have to buy and Trump gets paid anyway!
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Centipedes... we were supposed to save the west...
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ok the elephant one kinda slaps
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there are more cards in this vid
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Yu-Ge-Oh! You activated my Trump card!
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I summon Super Trump in attack position, activate my field spell, Trump World, and end my turn!
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I summon blue wave white biden
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Uh oh ... it hurt itself in its confusion
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Had to check the Q anon forum for this one
https://greatawakening.win/p/16ZXVOvnSC/todays-big-announcement-trump-tr/c/
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I made the mistake of thinking it might actually be over.
Nope. The devoutly r-slurred will never let him go
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Holy shit... Maybe this Q thing is legit if he predicted this in 2018!
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Still more convincing than whatever propaganda any political subreddit has ever tried to sell me
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
amazing, this is too high effort for bait
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I honestly just feel bad for these people.
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second comment:
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This is a meme, right? Being totally genuine
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This is literally one of those "when communism happens, I'm going to become an artist"-tier posts. Truly delusional.
Can't even blame Trump for this blatant cash grab. If I had a following as blindly loyal and r-slurred as these people, I'd be an idiot to not milk them for all they're worth.
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Holy shit, he won't stop cucking his followers
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Jfc someones going to pay for jpeg.
It’s not even for a popular or atleast k own online game or anything. Literally selling an image jpeg folder, like a step down from even an NFT which is also worthless.
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At that point, it's pretty much just directly scamming the elderly.
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Please do the needful and buy the NFT
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Scamming the elderly vs leftoids scamming the Starbucks baristas, teachers, and Redditor NEETS while sucking off every tech and finance company in existence. All of them deserve to be scammed anyway for being r-slurred so the only true losers are whoever makes Funko Pops and televangelists
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*only 99$
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Zognald blumpf fans will defend this
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Jews controlling big Donny is the only redeemable thing about that ugly mayo
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