@chiobu has accused @DayDreamer of molesting his sister. Chiobu has presented compelling photographic evidence of Krayon (sister toucher)’s alleged admission of this crime, but despite this, the defendant is now insisting that either he is recanting this confession, or that the confession is invalid or some such.
Both parties will state their cases below and you, the jury, will decide guilt.
Please consider their words and imagery fully before casting your vote. Lives are at stake here.
Sylveonend/your/life
The intertwining Pokémon. Visit /h/eevee for cute Eevee art, free of degeneracy!
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I accidentally visited your profile again. Once I recover my vision and find my way back home I'm suing you next, if that's okay.
Anyway, I can't read your evidence now, but I'm still voting Guilty. As I can only assume someone who would willingly subject themselves to your profile CSS that often would very likely molest their relatives, even if unknowingly
RdramasChiefHomophobethey/them
I unironically think Texas would win a war against the rest of US X 1yr ago#3333396
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Da hoe dancing I’m assuming. She looks pretty hot, plz don’t tell me it’s a ladyboy
who is a no-kidding doctor of physical therapy and could totally have the range of motion required for this dance even though she's unashamedly a usamerican
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We must secure the existence of blind people and a future for blind childrenwhyareyou 1yr ago#3335199
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In our (latinx) culture, the normal greeting is hugs and kisses, even if you only have a vague notion the person is somehow related to you - ofc we touch cousins, what are you some kind of weird-o
justcool393her/she you are loved 1yr ago#3333188
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this isn't related but those court procedurals are amazing. they say getting on the supreme court is the endgame for any judge but i'm thinking it's actually to get your own show and to be able to yell at people who have their lives way less in order than you, dear reader, do
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We must secure the existence of blind people and a future for blind childrenYakubianPhysics 1yr ago#3335207
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What did Krayon (sister toucher) actually do that's causing this poweruser spergout at him? He seems no different than the other mass spammers? I may just be seething though as I want Belial to win lolcow of the year and stopped paying attention to Krayon (sister toucher) as he was boring.
He's a child who will get angry at anything. Krayon (sister toucher) get pissy and spammed gore/porn on Chiobu's wall, Chiobu retaliated in a way he knew would get under Krayon (sister toucher)'s skin.
conedno/no
a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
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as an expert in bird law i can definitively say i don't care about this and didn't read any of it
Wuziznamewe/us Proud trans lesbian Métis boomer 1yr ago#3332869
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Can we give Chiobu a prize or drama coin of some kind?
Also your poll is ambiguous I don’t know who I’m casting a guilty vote for is it Chiobu or Krayon (sister toucher) I’m VERY r-slurred and I’m drinking again it needs to be clearer.
Chiobu has presented compelling photographic evidence of Krayon (sister toucher)’s alleged admission of this crime, but despite this, the defendant is now insisting that either he is recanting this confession, or that the confession is invalid or some such.
TheNiggARYANKill/yt
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wait so when I hit guilty am I sayign chiobu or krayon (sister toucher) is guilty?
Igor_KonashenkovLtGen/Retired Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired)
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I cannot vote until I know whether or not he is pro or anti Russian.
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God give us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change; Courage to change what we can
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Both guilty. Cheebs of being a cute asian and krayon (sister toucher) being a mayo seether.
PillsburyDoughboyrslur/fslur
Biden didn't send a mob at the capitol to disrupt the peaceful transition of power
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The Man, The Man in Motion, The Myth, The Legend, the frickin Go Getter, the the ... MAN GETTER
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What will his sentence be? Or is it one of those "I hereby sentence you to the worst punishment...to live as yourself" copouts
Dbol_Debbiedee/bol
The Man, The Man in Motion, The Myth, The Legend, the frickin Go Getter, the the ... MAN GETTER
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We have to chop his hands off first, where's my fiqhazzz
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This is especially compelling evidence
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He's got the proof. I mean I voted Not Guilty at first but might have to switch
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I mean if he's innocent why would he be worried about his family trusting "slander" over him?
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Boomers are r-slurred
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and yet he's the only one making posts about it (other than carp in this one instance) so one has to wonder about why he's bringing attention to it
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How hard are you rn?
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same as you
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Anyway, I can't read your evidence now, but I'm still voting Guilty. As I can only assume someone who would willingly subject themselves to your profile CSS that often would very likely molest their relatives, even if unknowingly
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Why didn't he just draw a marsey mask on using ms paint?
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Darn that girl in the gif is fine as frick
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Where’s that gif from?
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which one?
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Da hoe dancing I’m assuming. She looks pretty hot, plz don’t tell me it’s a ladyboy
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oh lol it's an expedia ad
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This is the hello HR meme in video form.
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She looks like my cousin
who is a no-kidding doctor of physical therapy and could totally have the range of motion required for this dance even though she's unashamedly a usamerican
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Are you going to touch your cousin?
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In our (latinx) culture, the normal greeting is hugs and kisses, even if you only have a vague notion the person is somehow related to you - ofc we touch cousins, what are you some kind of weird-o
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The second one but answers for both are fine.
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first one is a deepfake of a picture krayon (sister toucher) posted
second one's from an ad
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yea he posted thoe selfies here
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isn't related but those court 
procedurals are amazing. they say getting on the supreme 
court 
is the endgame for any judge but i'm thinking 
it's actually 
to get your own show 
and to be able to yell 
at people who have their lives 
way less in order than you, dear reader, do
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You are the only one whose marsification doesn’t annoy me
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Imagine trusting the word of a mayo over a Chinx
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He didn’t ask them to do math problems
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ayoooooo omfgoodness this nikka actually dumber than me
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Hanging them both would be the most dramatic outcome.
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Final words?
"Ching", "Chong".
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What did Krayon (sister toucher) actually do that's causing this poweruser spergout at him? He seems no different than the other mass spammers? I may just be seething though as I want Belial to win lolcow of the year and stopped paying attention to Krayon (sister toucher) as he was boring.
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He's a child who will get angry at anything. Krayon (sister toucher) get pissy and spammed gore/porn on Chiobu's wall, Chiobu retaliated in a way he knew would get under Krayon (sister toucher)'s skin.
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Nasty. Why'd he spam? And why Chiobu originally I thought he was trying to help him?
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he's r-slurred and jumped to the wrong conclusions and kept dm-ing me demanding i respond to him
this was when he realised he fricked up but idk why he keeps on pestering me over the same accusations even after that: https://rdrama.net/h/schizocel/post/132023/aevann-and-i-have-come-to/3257941#context
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Lol. How'd he even navigate your wall in the first place? Your profile makes my eyes bleed. Nice song though.
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https://rdrama.net/@chiobu?nocss=1 is the trick
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I added his song to my playlist
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So those posts about Krayon (sister toucher)’s sister are fake?
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hard to say, he only asks of me to remove the posts and doesn't really deny anything
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I don’t even know what’s going on anymore!
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Oh big mistake.
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That's what I'm asking about.
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as an expert in bird law i can definitively say i don't care about this and didn't read any of it
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seconded
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Have we established subject matter jurisdiction?
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Can we give Chiobu a prize or drama coin of some kind?
Also your poll is ambiguous I don’t know who I’m casting a guilty vote for is it Chiobu or Krayon (sister toucher) I’m VERY r-slurred and I’m drinking again it needs to be clearer.
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we're both guilty of being r-slurred
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Everyone here is guilty of being r-slurred tho….
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“But I don’t want to go among r-slurred people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all r-slurred here. I’m r-slurred. You’re r-slurred.”
“How do you know I’m r-slurred?” said Alice.
“You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
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Krayon (sister toucher) is the defendant
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Yes.
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I know Autism is a memeword and people call themselves "autists" for a laugh ever since and even before 4chan but goddarn you guys.
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they keep trying to tell him to go away, he should focus his sperg-effort into leaving the site forever
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Is Krayon (sister toucher) the same guy as Mellokind? I'm getting the jannie harassers confused
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No lol
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Yes, Carp likes trolling^1.
1 Admin of hate troll site https://rdrama.net.
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What am I voting on? Guilty of sister touching or what? Guilty of cringe? Guilty of first degree sneeding?
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The charges are sister touching in the first degree
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Okay. Well, surely nobody would tell lies on the Internet, so my vote is settled.
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Why can't this sad mayo just walk away? Like, just leave, everyone will forget you in like a month.
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I voted yes
@chiobu is guilty of slander 
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I'm not reading that but I voted guilty anyway.
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wait so when I hit guilty am I sayign chiobu or krayon (sister toucher) is guilty?
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Chiobu is the state’s attorney
This was worded poorly as I was driving
You’re voting on Krayon (sister toucher)’s guilt
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I cannot vote until I know whether or not he is pro or anti Russian.
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Anti
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GUILTY
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Both guilty. Cheebs of being a cute asian and krayon (sister toucher) being a mayo seether.
LOL filter
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What is that filtering?
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I am voting guilty based purely on this ugly r-slurs ugly haircut
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What will his sentence be? Or is it one of those "I hereby sentence you to the worst punishment...to live as yourself" copouts
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No touching his sister for 6 months
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We have to chop his hands off first, where's my fiqhazzz
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this is my actual question
@carpathianflorist pls respond
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Aww I think he is secretly in love
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