touch foxglove NOW 
It turns out that soys and law-abiding citizens (read: cucks) are still saying that I am going to prison. Sorry to disappoint, but it has been 70 whole days since I bent them all over my knee and spanked them, and I have suffered 0 ramifications. That's right, none.
NOT ONCE have I even been CONTACTED by law enforcement.
The worst that happened is that I was permabanned from reddit. THAT'S IT. That's the most that globohomo can do to me. Ban me from soy city.
I even appeared on a FRICKING podcast with
@TheGrillcast admitting and BRAGGING about my SOCIOPATHIC ACTIONS.. Yes, me, with my own voice, uneditted.
My OPSEC sucked major butt, too. It's not like I was covering my butt in any way. I connected from a WORK COMPUTER (on company time, of course)
I even PUBLICALLY ADMITTED TO THE CRIME. I'M NOT EVEN HIDING.
All of you LAWCUCKS have been utterly BTFO. Seriously. You should all keep yourselves safe or transition into your true gender, FEMALE.
Seething lawcucks that have been humiliated: @carpathianflorist
@LandlordMessiah the entirety of subredditdrama
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M SO FRICKING POWERFUL, I'M BASICALLY THE GOD OF RDRAMA
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It wasn't even a crime, anyone that thinks otherwise is an r-slur
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yeah but if it was he'd be in BIG trouble. imagine if he did it across state lines too
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WRONG B-WORD.
I AM THE BADDEST FRICKING CRIMINAL ON HERE
!!meme
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maybe u should delete ur account - not trying to be mean tho
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π the lower text
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in some states, pipe bombs are legal as long as you have the proper certification
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In all states, pipe bombs are legal as long as you don't get caught
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Noooo don't shoot me please
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Where's your Latinx pride? Show this uppity mayo his place, bust out the favelacore moves.
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The hardest core criminals on here are Bong chuds who say mean things about trains and germans who say literally anything
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Posting on reddit is a crime against humanity but this was done for the lulz
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