touch foxglove NOW 
It turns out that soys and law-abiding citizens (read: cucks) are still saying that I am going to prison. Sorry to disappoint, but it has been 70 whole days since I bent them all over my knee and spanked them, and I have suffered 0 ramifications. That's right, none.
NOT ONCE have I even been CONTACTED by law enforcement.
The worst that happened is that I was permabanned from reddit. THAT'S IT. That's the most that globohomo can do to me. Ban me from soy city.
I even appeared on a FRICKING podcast with
@TheGrillcast admitting and BRAGGING about my SOCIOPATHIC ACTIONS.. Yes, me, with my own voice, uneditted.
My OPSEC sucked major butt, too. It's not like I was covering my butt in any way. I connected from a WORK COMPUTER (on company time, of course)
I even PUBLICALLY ADMITTED TO THE CRIME. I'M NOT EVEN HIDING.
All of you LAWCUCKS have been utterly BTFO. Seriously. You should all keep yourselves safe or transition into your true gender, FEMALE.
Seething lawcucks that have been humiliated: @carpathianflorist
@LandlordMessiah the entirety of subredditdrama
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M SO FRICKING POWERFUL, I'M BASICALLY THE GOD OF RDRAMA
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I'm loving that people are sure you committed a crime but can't actually name what it was.
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Lol this reminds me of the I love science but doesn't really understand it crowd
I wonder what could the overlap between these groups be
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that's the funniest thing about all of this lmao
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You INTERFERED in the BUSINESS of the court like the J6 MAGAboons and Qoomers
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He crossed state lines with a baitsub.
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C-contemp of c-court no wait... Impersonating a government official ummm making a mockery of the judicial system!
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Many millennials and zoomers genuinely unironically think that hurting their feelings is a literal crime: that's why they get so delightfully butthurt when we prove them wrong.
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