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guy is pretty fricking hot though
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also, he is a britney stan 
https://old.reddit.com/r/BritneySpears/comments/108b678/i_miss_when_she_seemed_sweet_and_kindshes/
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Friendly reminder that snowBIPOCs are subhuman.
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How fricked up do you have to be to let someone into your house and not offer them food lol.
They are another civilizational dead end.
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lmao what the frick is wrong with you guys? like you open a door, have guest for 10 mins, you would offer FOOD?? i mean we give coffee but food is lmao wtf??? are u serious
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Iβll offer snacks or a drink to maintenance guys who come by for a 5-minute repair. Sorry to hear you were poorly socialized.
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Bruh coffee comes under food. Plus if its for a few hours and if you can afford it then yeah you offer food.
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Even just a "help yourself to whatever in the fridge" is all you need
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saying this to an american guest will subject famine onto your family
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lol no my house I choose the food to give away
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How fricking poor are you lmao. Neighbor out here cryin rations and shit.
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lmao seriously if a friend told me that in his house I would be so fricking weirded out like I would feel like he treated me like a dog. Is this 4real? This is the strangest shit I have ever read.
@of_blood_and_salt 
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@Dramacel get in here
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That's unusual in your opinion? I keep extra brews and soft drinks of choice for guests
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Euros are literally fricked in the head, they don't function normally.
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this is just northern mayo nonsense. southern euro bipocs aren't as unwelcoming and neurodivergent as the scandis
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I keep water purifying tablets for my guests -- "help yourself to some pond water, friend."
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a beverage might be fine I guess like a can of soda, anything more would be the strangest shit ever. Like seriously not even exaggerating
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You canβt go to a Mexicans house without getting offered something to eat.
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idk, i think it depends, offering drinks isn't out of the ordinary, but food? no way, nothing more than maybe some snack items at the very most.
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the comments here are making me go crazy lmao. the dramanauts are seriously arguing that you should give somebody who pops by outside lunch hours fricking food in the first 5 mins they are there. I mean if I am hungry I ill ask my friend for food and he will be happy to give lol
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No one is saying you offer them a full course meal outside lunch/dinner hours, you neurodivergent. You simply ask them if they are hungry and grab them a snack if they are otherwise you invite them to dinner/lunch if you are about to eat. Scandicels are so subhuman, they tell kids to watch them eat dinner whilst over at their house during dinner time.
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What do you expect from burgers?
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it's not weird to me at all. some people would offer food like that, some wouldn't, but i'd consider those stingy swedes. my family would always offer our guests coffee or food or something, but we're now snowmonkeys so
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Yeah tbh I'd be too awkward to take anything in that scenario too. But typically people here offer fries or cookies or something when guests arrive.
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Guests go into the fridge for food at my house all the time. If i dont get around to them I have to throw the leftovers in the outside trash though. Too smelly
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good morning i hate protestants
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Fat
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feeding guests in your home is a tradition that exists everywhere on earth except for in fricking scandistan.
stop being penny cheap fricks and give some of your herring to your houseguests you lego loving mads mikkelson worshiping albinos
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I dont think you undestand. it has nothing to do with being cheap (most danes dont like other people paying for them btw, it would be rude to like pay at a restaurant for some1 else). if i am somewhere for a short time or a time which is not a usual eating time, them offering me literal food would be so strange. you need to stop munching away 24/7...
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hey astrid, if you're the one whose neurodivergent culture differs from literally the entire rest of the planet on this point then maybe it's you who doesn't "understand."
no wonder you people are all depressive drunks incapable of making friends after primary school
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europe is based on the fact that we are right and all others wrong. so far, it has proven true. u can go live in mud hut if u want.
denmark is #1 country, also rest of nordics :)
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tell that to your birthrates
i take comfort that when you've been entirely supplanted by MENA migrants your so-called countries will at least finally understand how to treat guests
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the poor fricks treat guests with food because having food is sign of wealth.
the rich scandis treat guests with fun experiences and laughter, because we know they are fed, housed, and happy already.
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Know your place peasant.
Norway numba 1, danemark numba 2.
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danes so poor they can't even afford one mountain.
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Yeah, except from the reddit thread on it it was more like "when I was visiting my school friend I was asked to go and play in another room while they had dinner" kind of stuff.
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Typical.
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what exactly is wrong with this?
t. swedecuck
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oh, that is. a lie
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Discuss it with
@japsock here.
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you'd offer a drink or snacks maybe, but not necessarily a full meal. if it's around dinner time then yeah it'd be neurodivergent not to offer food lmao
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yea but then you often invite people over fir dinner lol.
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No wonder ameriburgers are so fat when they expect and eat an extra meal every time they enter a guestsβ house
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Ah yes the well known American concept of hors d'oeuvres. Try having some fun for once in your life, Ikeacel.
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Just stop eating neighbor, like close your mouth? no you don't have to eat at other people' places, no wonder you're all diabetic
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Please stop appropriating our slang, it's unbecoming.
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Diabetes is a technical term neighbor
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yes always ask if they wanna eat anything
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do you have portugese egg tarts bro
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sometimes
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Pastel de nata is Portugal's greatest contribution to the world
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lmao what the frick culture do you peeps come from??? there are only three meals in a day
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wrong.
breakfast, morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, supper
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I have the thin badge, nice try
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Why would you have a guest for ten minutes
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That's all the time he needs with a prossie
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I mean it is very common if you are heading out to cinema or something. it is cold outside, so often you meet up at place but most often you meet at friends house. we also like to accompany eachother if traveling to party, or seeing other friends, or going to gym even
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Cinema?
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movies? like you know
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I thought it was weird when people from Utah called it "the show", what are you, a dutch?
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danish?
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If someone stops by unannounced and are just there for a bit they'd only be offered a drink, but basically anything planned we put snacks out.
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Do Nordcels invite people over for like 10 minutes? Most of us like to spend time with people
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I mean it is very common if you are heading out to cinema or something. it is cold outside, so often you meet up at place but most often you meet at friends house. we also like to accompany eachother if traveling to party, or seeing other friends, or going to gym even
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Interesting, in the US we usually just meet up at the place we are going too unless itβs out of town or we are planning on Ubering/getting super shit faced
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If going to a gym or theater, why not meet there? If going to a party, why not stay to pre-game?
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I dont know people just like traveling together here it is nice. often if you have some kind of event you meet up. like first meet with one friend, then both go to other friends house then we all leave for the place we are going
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Makes
@ACA wonder what they mean by guest though. You're friend is over and it's dinner time and you just wait for him too leave so you can eat alone? Inviting in the solar power salesman for dinner with you're wife and kids? Inviting in a trans lives matter expert?
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lmao no of course if you invite for dinner time or dinner you feed them lol, but not if it is like 15:00 or something
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Surprise, you're a piece of shit.
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yolomeister: "Can you draw sounds?"
antonio banderas (writing in sand): "There is no god but god and muhammed is his prophet"
yolomeister: "based, but i'm not feeding you"
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Yes, you offer your guests food. Are you r-slurred?
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seems like entire non nordic world i slurrred
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OP r-slur cope
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I mean shit Im not gonna make you a four course meal but if i always got some snacks or something laying around guests can have.
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put some cookies out, you fricking barbarian.
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Thatβs the thing. Theyβre not anymore.
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Frick yeah, Viking hospitality!
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it's fine if you think it's weird but surely you can see the advantage of generosity, yes? Even if you're 100% selfish/cynical/calculating (which i don't think Scandinavians are) then you can argue that generosity enhances one's standing in the community, and builds friendships and connections. And most people enjoy giving. It feels good.
Again, it's fine if you find it strange but I don't understand why you're actively opposed to it.
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there's your problem, they don't do this
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it is not really because we are cheap or anything like that.
it is hard to explain, but imagine you go to someones house and they give 5 course meal and have you sit down. that would be strange right? this is how we would feel about being given food. but has nothing to do with beaing cheap or not. generally money here does not really matter
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I always offer food. If I donβt like you enough to offer you food you donβt come in the house.
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I love cooking! You come into my home you're gonna eat!
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When you come into my house, you get koolaid and pig feet
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This some peak europoor shit right here
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Why do you think they are fat?
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It's a class thing where I live. With poor people, you can just go into a friend's pantry and help yourself to any non-expensive food (Weet-bix, toast, etc). With middle class people, you can have something if you ask. With rich people, you can't have anything.
I got blindsided when a rich relative invited me over around dinner time once and their family started eating dinner. I went to grab a taco thinking I was invited for dinner only to get told "oh there's none for you". I was basically expected to sit there and watch them eat their meal.
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That is truly psychotic behavior. People like that should get the wall.
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They just didn't like you and wanted to discourage you from ever coming back.
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Yeah probably lmoa, we had a falling out soon after.
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lmao where the frick r u from?
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You literally said the same was true of your subhuman civilization here.
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no has nothing to do with poor
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makes no sense
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Can you ask
@Wingrath why he just blocked me? Never interacted with the dude. Only asking you because he responded to this comment
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nah soz, I hope you two sort it out tho.
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I cant contact him. I need you to do the needfull
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Done, I might've accidentally messaged you at the same time idk
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I do not even share my food with my family. I cook for myself and hide all electrical appliances to my room
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TEE HEE TEEHEEE TE HE
"oooh, what warm hands you have"
"make your pet happy"
"it itches, meow do not touch my ears! scratch my head"
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add a taser and its perfect dystopia material
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they made a dildo version of it instead
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I knew the future was gri but nobody warned me it would be this gay as well
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Is that considered weird in Poland? I live in the US and I cook for my family and clean up, and I enjoy doing it. but I don't like eating with them. Or anyone. It's not a hostility thing, and they understand that. It's just a hangup of mine.
This behavior would be considered weird in the US, even hostile if people didn't know me. but oh well. It's how I am.
I used to work in a kitchen so I'm good at cleaning, and don't mind doing it. And I like cooking. Now if someone didn't contribute any labor at all, I would condemn them as a neckbeard. But i'm not a neckbeard. I'm a psychopath, but not a neckbeard. God forbid.
69 is a funny number, second only to 420.
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funny nmber indeed
idk my family does not mind
i would hate to be smiley in us and i talk very little
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Darn I knew poles were psychos but I never knew how much
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idk but i just heard a girl talking that she spent 1000pln on alcohol when she had her 18th birthday (we are all 18s grannies now) and i died inside because my poor butt just came back (not buying anything because the prices were disgusting) from village shop (we are on school camp in some shithole)
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I mean, I'm also a little sociopath that hates eating or drinking with other people but it's just manners to offer
Absolutely insane to pay that much for alcohol tho, just wait to get drunk when you're home or something (I don't drink but even so)
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I am a real scrooge ngl
yeah i was shocked like???? but i think she just threw huge party at her 18th birthday at some place that's why it costed so much? not gonna dwell on it more tho
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agreed, this is why china is the richest country on earth rn
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lol yeah that's definitely factually correct
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Tell me one way China is currently losing. Not theory of it totally will at some point, actual hard proof it is right now
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i don't think i understand what you're trying to say
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I am not
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zero covid
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oh no they got the coof china collapse imminent
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not what zero covid means, r-slur
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the 900 gorillion chinese covid numbers
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are you actually dumb or
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Good darn you snowjoggers are dumb and neurodivergent. Imagine treating yourself like a slave in your own home. This is what a dumb and gay slave society is like without freedom and the constitution
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Why are you quoting from Game of Thrones
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you r-slur this is just diplomat rights
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i do not even share my food with my parents, i cook for myself only and hide MY electrical appliances in MY room
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In Lebanon they will offer you tons of food and also patrol you for being fat
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I fricking love the Levant (Actually the whole Eastern Mediterranean)
Pure SOVL
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Lol if thats real thats pretty nuts
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It is. A bunch of nords online had a cope session about how it's polite because your guest probably already has dinner plans.
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The Scandis not giving guests food bit is partly true but keep in mind 90% of maps/infographics are my by subhuman Filipinos, Indians, Eastern Euros, etc.
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Filipinos are just slit eyed Latinx don't disown your brothers
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lmao of course it is not real lmao :D I think if the question is like "some1 visits for like 5 mins" it is because we offer coffee not food which is true
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It depends on what is assumed about the question.
One thing that is true is that it's often assumed that kids will go home at dinner time.
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How do I visit the red mystery island???
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Thatβs Iceland. Itβs cold and dark and it fricking sucks.
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fricking subhuman scum. i hate them so much.
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Wtf literal subhumans
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I heard that ancient greeks would ALWAYS offer guests food and be hospitable for fear that it was one of the gods in disguise testing them
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenia_(Greek)
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Very based and the kind of tradition that should be preserved imo
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Uhhh.... based?
There is no such thing as free dinner libtard
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I feel like food or drink should be counted here instead of just food. In England you'd usually make a cup of tea for a guest, but probably not food unless you know they're coming ahead of time.
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For half the pink it's because they will get you a beer instead.
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100% true unironically
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are icelanders really scandis? i still love them my babies precious humans family and union of poland
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they are not no, a lot of icelandic people here, I think some of them maybe most even speak quite a lot of danish but ever since they left the kingdom i don't think people really consider them scandi
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this brings me peace, scandis ugly and pass out in the snow
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icelandic people so ugly, moved up north so they get to go some weeks without seeing the ugly faces of others because of dark
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scandi cope, this is your brain on alc*hol
can't wait to move to iceland so i can just look at them and go full Big Brother
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Icelandic people genocided r-slurs, what have you done?
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we genocided greenlandic r slurs
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I feel like this is just a bad question? Like if you suddenly come around Iβll give you some coffee and snacks but I wouldnβt count that under food. And if you suddenly show up unannounced around dinner Iβm obviously not going to have enough food to feed you too lmao
Do Meds really give their guests a full meal everytime they show up? No wonder theyβre so poor then
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Germany doesn't seem accurate at all. At least it doesn't match my experiences
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We just don't feel it's necessary to eat every time we cross any given threshold. You get a cup of coffee if you visiting me for some reason other than lunch or dinner, and you'll be grateful.
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I swiped but didnt get more info
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Imagine being poor and not only needing but expecting a handout from friends. God no wonder yurope loves r*pefugees
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You disagree with feeding a guest who staying with you?
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Probably correlates perfectly with bmi.
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