Betting thread for the LA ballroom shooter STEP RIGHT UP STEP RIGHT UP

I cast the first vote and timestamps confirm it

I didn't say it was "bad", I said it fricking sucks. That Scott Pilgrim song is some of the worst music I've heard in my life -- bad playing, shitty production (not in the cool punk way), and r-slurred lyrics, half of which either don't fit the meter or straight up make no grammatical/semantic sense.

He's also doing double tracking and when he says the line "by a movie made in Hollywood" one of the tracks breaks down into this really ugly fake laugh, which is basically the musical equivalent of a Marvel character going "Errrrm, that just happened?". This is followed by the world's most pathetic guitar solo, basically imagine if instead of telling Eddie Hazel to "play like your momma just died", George Clinton grabbed a member of The Shaggs and told her to "play like your favorite Onlyfans star just quit" because that's what it sounds like.

Listen to real music you fricking manchild

Blacks don’t use rifles cause you can’t hold them sideways. If the shooter uses a rifle it’s guaranteed to be white/Asian/muzzie

it was borderline with the 10 wounded, and those stats tend to be skewed by use of handguns in most BvB crimes

The Boulder grocery store shooter was a rare Muslim schizo

Yes! Serial killers like Son of Sam and the Mexican one who was hot but had the fricked up teeth.

“But those are serial killers carp, not spree killers”

I hear you all, do not worry. You are seen. And debunked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Texas_tower_shooting This was the OG spree shooting afaik

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Ysidro_McDonald%27s_massacre This nutjob too

It’s not the most common, but it does happen!

The fact that he escaped instead of continuing to rampage really hurts the politicope angle I think. Schizo seems more likely. Though still not favored to win imo

If the motive was politicoping yes. Similarly, if the motive was womanhate because KHHV and he’s Asian, then ricecel wins. Or if it’s one of their ex husbands, then jilted ex wins. And so on.

There are loads of Asian Islamic militants

Circumstantial I suppose, mostly given the last one. Texting in itself wouldn’t, but perhaps it was some weird long distance groomcord relationship where they never met. That would be a tricky call between incel (assuming he has no previous real relationships or anything) and jilted ex, though I’d lean towards the latter. Motive, after all. Though an incel manifesto would obviously trump that.