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:fatpriest: Confession thread

I made the superbowl betting thread but I don’t give a frick about Amerikkkan football

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My life's fricked up and rdrama is my coping mechanism

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:marseylaugh:

My life is pretty good, I am just here to laugh at r-slurs

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The internet is so jannied now I come to rDrama for the real story.

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lol everything on rdrama is editorialized for maximum clickbait/drama. You'd have to be a supreme r-slur to use rdrama "for the real story".

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Darn it’s like a phrased my comment for maximum clickbait/drama :marseythinkorino:

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Reddit [political]cel sneeds at the truth, coping ensues, and much dilation occurs.

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:marseylove:

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rdrama is my only source of real world information and human attention expect my mom

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My life isn't that bad, but I can't help but compare myself to other people. Rdrama reminds me of just how much worse my life could be.

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i wouldnt say my life is fricked up but it could definitely be in a better place

tbh I just come here to say slurs

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How is your life fricked?

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:#chadbasedcapy:

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At an old job I noticed my boss couldn't type, and he was a peepee, so I swapped the M and N keys on his keyboard to mess with him, but it turned out his password was "money" and he couldn't even log in. He yelled at many people but not me.

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:marseykingcrown:

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Was your boss Mr. Krabs lmao

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Arharghwrgargharg sponge me bob me boy, I can't log into my computer

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I put TeamViewer on my boss's PC and would play jitterbug at full volume on his PC when he would consider getting rid of me so I would have job security. This is an old job though.

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I told my job i have a learning disability and now they treat me with kid gloves :marseysatisfied:

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Cute :3

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Where's the lie though?

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a lie

the truth

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Whenever I go to Universal, I go to the costumer service center and tell them I have extreme anxiety and claustrophobia so that I can get free fast passes.

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but its true

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When I first came out I constantly harassed this straight boy I was crushing on even though he obviously wasn't into me and was too nice to just tell me to frick off and sometimes I remember it and cringe at what an annoying little cute twink I was and wish I could go back and hatecrime myself

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if it makes you feel any better hes probably a raging homophobe now, and its most likely your fualt

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  • RdramasChiefHomophobe : Finally another homophobe on rdrama. There are two of us now ‼️‼️

Average gay behavior.

When gayness becomes curable please take the injection.

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Did u ever apologise

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Never saw him again after leaving uni

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send him a facebook message apologising, homo

thats what i would do at least

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Neither I nor he are 65 years old so I don't have a facebook and afaik neither does he

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:marseyzoomer: ive gone beyond zoomer and have not used any social media since i was 13 so i dont really know what people use

Shame

oh well in that case who cares frick that straggot

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You should DM him saying that he's all you ever thought about for all these years:marseythumbsup:

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He accepts your apology, you have a nice chat about old times then you send him a peepee pic at 3am.

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giwtwm

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lol there was a dude in HS who would do this to my Buddy and I would egg him on.

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I've never read a harry Potter book or seen a movie and I am having a blast playing Hogwarts legacy

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ITS A GOOD GAME

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It’s really not that good.

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haha wand go brrrr

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True.

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It is moderately enjoyable. Whatever it lacks in terms of story, dialogue, and combat, it makes up for in exploration and setting.

7/10 with rdrama seal of approval

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It looks lika a mid af open world game from what I've seen

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It's legitimately mad fun. The use of magic is creative and based.

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The movies are dope, but they were better when you were a kid because Hermione

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I saw 15 minutes of the first movie and said "frick this gay shit" and never watched any more until a year ago. I choked down the first two movies and then they got increasingly better.

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Ive only seen the first one with the Brad Neely dub, Wizard People Dear Reader and it was S tier if you like neely

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Ragtime roast beefy o weefy

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Is that from the movie?? Its been a decade or more since ive seen it and all i remember is meowmers catface and "i am Harry FRICKIN Potter and I am a BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL!"

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Yeah it's his description of Harry's fatass cousin wearing a straw hat. Any part with the dursleys has some primo lines from the incredible mr neely

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Gonna have to rewatch it i think

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Can't go wrong with brad neely

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Being the same age as Rory Gilmore was a great time, especially since i stopped watching when i went to college, so I didn’t have to watch her become a selfish b-word. She "ended" a cute girl who got a little mixed up with her feelings and made a few mistakes, rather than just being a bad person through and through.

I read the first few books, but never really understood of they were "well written". Stuff happened in them, but, i mean, stuf happened in all the other books too. It was all kind of ... mediocre seeming. Also the reason i stopped reading Dragonlance books. It wasn't really that impressive.

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the book are good tbh. later movies suck though. soundtrack is dope

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Read the literature you twink

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Most of the movies aren't particularly entertaining except the third movie, that one is actually good.

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I've never watched Harry Potter, Lord Of the Rings, Game Of Thrones, I've only seen one Star Wars movie, and I think only one of the more recent Marvel movies. Miss me with that nerd shit.

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How I'm I supposed to stop jacking off when every cute girl takes her clothes off for free on the internet

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Dopamine junkies don't deserve free will, learn self control cute twink :marseypathetic2:

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:marseyhesright:

If some white woman in New York can make the dog sit through a 100 thrown sticks, the least you as a human can learn to do is to stop jerking off every time you see a naked woman.

Don't do it because s*x le evil or some other bullshit, do it because others shouldn't have power over you.

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>girl

:marseyno:

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I'm on the computer all the time and it's so fricking hard not to jack off or not watch porn. When I can be at school and work outside, or use up my time and money to go hiking or other outdoor activities, it's no sweat to go nofap. But because some of my classes are online, my work is online, and I don't have friends or free time or money, it just feels I'm trapped and I hate it.

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:#marseylaugh:

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When you get older you stop being so horny all the time.

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Just get a SSRI prescription

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Gotta get up when you feel the urge and go cook or play vidya without your phone near you, or go outside if it’s nice or some shit. I’m not nofap but i’m tryna get rid of that shit i always feel guilty after for some reason nowadays

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hmm good point i think i will go coom now

still you should at least do a sexual fast once in a while, a week or two every few months

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Tuere's nothing wrong with jerking off: just try to limit it to one day per week so you can spent the rest of your time productively.

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Wrong, watch at least 2 hours of sissy hypno per day for a healthy happy life

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My confession is that i actually do this

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seek Christ

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In order to have more productive time, make sure you also c*m very quickly! :marseywholesome:

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Well, it's not like you have anybody else to please when you're jerking off. Does your hand demand foreplay? Do you have to go down on it first?

:#marseyeyeroll:

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>what is edging

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This but with bbc

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