Ohio may not exist within 5 years

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@bbbb write lyrics for a parody of the Randy Newman song Dayton, Ohio 1903. The new title of the song is Satan, Ohio 2023. Make reference to the industrial disasters that have occurred there recently

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Well, let me tell you a story about Satan, Ohio

Where the factories loom and the sky's aglow

Where the air is thick and the river's brown

And the industry rules with an iron crown

Satan, Ohio, in the year twenty-three

It's a place where the devil's work is plain to see

Where the smokestacks rise and the flames ignite

And the workers toil both day and night

There was a time when the town was clean

And the river flowed a sparkling sheen

But the factories came and they fouled the air

And the water turned to poison, it's just not fair

There was a blast that shook the town one day

And the flames burned bright, and they would not abate

The workers cried, and the people prayed

As the inferno raged, and the town was laid

Satan, Ohio, it's a place to dread

Where the disasters come, and they fill us with dread

We've seen it all, from the fires to the spills

And we know that the danger's always real

So let's raise a glass to Satan, Ohio

Where the devil's work is always on show

Where the danger's high, and the safety's low

And we all know that we can't let go.

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you're fricking bananas if you think I'm reading all that, take my downvote and shut up idiot

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That neighbor is so r-slurred he wrote a song called "I love LA" and was not being ironic.

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Randy Newman's earnest songs are an ironic bit. Because he's known for being ironic it's ironic that he's now writing earnest songs.

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He made my favorite karaoke song though

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