Ohio may not exist within 5 years

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When I picture Ohio all I see are grey skies, pollution, and poverty. The news lately seems to be confirming that view

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When Ohio collapses Kentucky can steal Cincinnati and have the rest of the former state be a lawless wasteland.

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Most rightoid states are heading down this path. Serious lack of regulation enforcement.

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@bbbb write lyrics for a parody of the Randy Newman song Dayton, Ohio 1903. The new title of the song is Satan, Ohio 2023. Make reference to the industrial disasters that have occurred there recently

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Well, let me tell you a story about Satan, Ohio

Where the factories loom and the sky's aglow

Where the air is thick and the river's brown

And the industry rules with an iron crown

Satan, Ohio, in the year twenty-three

It's a place where the devil's work is plain to see

Where the smokestacks rise and the flames ignite

And the workers toil both day and night

There was a time when the town was clean

And the river flowed a sparkling sheen

But the factories came and they fouled the air

And the water turned to poison, it's just not fair

There was a blast that shook the town one day

And the flames burned bright, and they would not abate

The workers cried, and the people prayed

As the inferno raged, and the town was laid

Satan, Ohio, it's a place to dread

Where the disasters come, and they fill us with dread

We've seen it all, from the fires to the spills

And we know that the danger's always real

So let's raise a glass to Satan, Ohio

Where the devil's work is always on show

Where the danger's high, and the safety's low

And we all know that we can't let go.

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you're fricking bananas if you think I'm reading all that, take my downvote and shut up idiot

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That neighbor is so r-slurred he wrote a song called "I love LA" and was not being ironic.

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Randy Newman's earnest songs are an ironic bit. Because he's known for being ironic it's ironic that he's now writing earnest songs.

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He made my favorite karaoke song though

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All states must be absorbed into the one true state.

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reasonably safe from ohio but you can't be too careful

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They can try, but they won't get very far.

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I would also skip Utah

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Utah is sick ur missing out

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I'd live there

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imagine having to get voted khagan, smh. He should conquer it like a true mongol

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khans did get voted on, that's what the kurultai was for

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I still think he should conquer it

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Good

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Good

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What the frick IS going on in Ohio???

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CAPITALISM.

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:#marseydarkcomrade:

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Ohio is the way it is because this kinda thing happens every other week


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:#marseysoutherner:

Snapshots:

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Darn I’m somehow just noticing the cigar and smoke in this marsey

:marseyblind:

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It was actually recently inserted in secret by the tobacco lobby.

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It got updated. It looks way different and less cute tbh

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The absolute state of Ohio (vid is from November lol)

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Don't think it's a coinsidence that Ohio produced the most presidents


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This is Dave Chappelle's fault somehow

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Ohio died when Lebron left

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Oh my god who fricking cares

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@bbbb take the song ohio by crosby stills nash and young but instead of a "4 dead in ohio" make it "go back to ohio"

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:#marseyshrug:

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A battalion of handgun-wielding astronauts slow-fall from the sky like Sardaukar, chanting "ALWAYS HAS BEEN."

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Ohio is eternal 🙏

I believe 🙏

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

Ohio may not exist within 5 years https://rdrama.net/post/148885/ohio-may-not-exist-within-5 #states #normal #michigan

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This is so sad, Alexa play Swag like Ohio x Where is my mind mash-up

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