[Schizochangelog] banished the menace known as AraAra :marseyschizogetogetolove:

@JoeBiden @SoreNoell @AraAra @getogeto !lurkers !schizomaxxxers !friendsofmimwee !downmarseyrs discuss

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This sort of thing is just annoying and not funny. Why did they give you your mop back again?

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This sort of thing is just annoying and not funny

I'm well aware, unfortunately I'm too busy touching grass to make effortposts and I don't want the schizohole to assimilate so hence spending 10 seconds to do make a shitty schizopost

Idk why ppl engage with this shit I agree it isn't entertaining (and it wasn't rlly meant to be)

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post a dumb and/or made-up schizostory instead of being rarted with your mop then. your schizostories are actually entertaining.

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>be schizocel

>touch schizograss

>cease and desist being terminally online

>too tired from grassmaxxxing and exercisemaxxxing to make effortposts or write Schizostories

>still love dramacommunity but soren made me realize it isn't healthy to replace actual social interaction irl with internet people

True story

Idk just kinda feeling what carp was feeling, getting bored of dramanet. Dramanet was needful for me last year when I was NEETmaxxxing and had nothing else to do with my schizotime.

I stopped writing true Schizostories after the cc assimilated (other than my Schizostories about my totally real schizojob at the footlocker shoe testing facility)

All the schizoeffortposts and shit I used to do were a pain cuz our dramaui is butt for making effortposts. The only reason I was doing them was cuz I cared about the future of the site and realized it was declining.

But at some point around the time of the December schizodrama with the !jannies I realized how straggy it was to spend so much of my schizotime Doing It For Free, especially when my schizoefforts were not only not appreciated, but were even considered unneedful.

And recently I had a long discussion with Soren about internet friendships and he actually broke Sorencharacter (few such cases) and provided very needful sorenadvice, encouraging me to continue touching schizograss and cease and desist being so terminally online.

This community has done a lot for me so I'm not finna assimilate into FrozenChosen or anything, I just can't justify spending so much of my schizolife here anymore

Tl;dr idc anymore

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Stop trying to think of things as black or white. I take breaks for weeks/months whenever I'm bored with this site or otherwise not feeling it. That's totally fine, too. You have done a lot for this site and many of us can immediately tell you so don't even dare to think that all your schizoefforts have been in vain.

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Thanks king and I understand both of those things

Like I said I'm not tryna leave or whatever I just don't wanna spend so much time here.

You have done a lot for this site and many of us can immediately tell you so don't even dare to think that all your schizoefforts have been in vain.

I recognize that and I know others do too. But the high bourgeoisie of Rdramanet do not have the same sentiment, my janitorial input into site direction is considered unneedful. I have the lowest tier janny perms, I can't even grant badges anymore lol. And that's a good thing tbh, like I said Doing It For Free has been a waste of my schizotime. ( @boo confirmed, AJAB).

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You are talking like a strag

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Sentient??

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extremely based and inspiring :marseykneel: i did it too but with groomercord before and i am doing excellent in school

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using the mop for anything other than fricking with people is pretty gay ngl

why don't you stop by once a week for a couple months, with spring coming I'm thinking I might do the same. We can have a weekly schizothread and deliberatemaxx the needful cirnos and shits

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Def considering something like that

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:#marseysad2: but also good luck with the grass and lifemaxxing

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Luv u schizo im about this new arc and i hope you've been doing better with everything and anything :marseyangel:

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:#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

Last week kinda sucked but in general my schizolife is going really well rn

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Factcheck: This claim is 100% true.

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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.

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If Soren is giving you life advice, it never even began

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The internet eventually becomes that thing you break away from but still hold onto like a fatherly figure would to his son. Watch other users run and play like you were there at one point, witnessing a shady wheat field of dramanauts. That is how it's been within me for a good long while now, once I truly assimilated into IRLmaxxxxing.

Eventually sometimes you come back just to see whats up until something shitty happens and you break away.

Oh how history repeats :marseywholesome:


Also fricking with people online is fun and healthy because most people shouldn't be wasting time online to begin with. Banmaxxxing / ban awards was honestly the greatest thing for this site

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>idc anymore

ur needful but igi this just a diversion a fun one smtms but it ain't needed

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Why is @Soren's online persona such a miserable c*nt?

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!schizomaxxxers i couldnt think of anything to discuss

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Well then let's discuss YOU !schizomaxxxers. Who was @DELETED_USER. Alt seeing eye chads pls share

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my main alt was @carpathianfIorist

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I think Kindness. I dont remember much about them other than them having a weeb pfp and fighting chuds in their free time

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Factcheck: This claim hurts trans lives.

If this is true then i shud be able to ping @kindness

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One time there was a bug caused by Aevann that removed all old usernames from the database

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Let's discuss why you can't get any b-words

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!downmarseyrs piss and shit everywhere

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the schizoskeptics refuse to see the schizolight :marseymonk:

their loss

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