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Got assaulted at the TSA and then the agent implied that I gave her a venereal disease

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I guess the weird fit implies that I'm packing a Ar-15 in my pants :marseybeanwink:

maybe she thought you were trans :marseyflushzoom:

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:#marseytransrentfree:

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tsa pov:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16789220035930684.webp

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She isn't???

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Pooner is too funny to be a foid tbh

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nah she a foid but funny foids fugly af...i dont make the rules i just look in da mirror :marseyshrug:

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I think I'm fine, b-word :marseyraging:

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but ur funny :marseysmug:

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Your attempts to get me to facedoxx failed. I know it's Carp in there, typing these words :marseybeanangry:

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Very tall

Very white

Skier

100% confirmed Scandinavian

7 at worst


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i picture u like a beautiful scary lawyer type darlin :marseypretty:

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@Harpooner is Ally McBeal but not white, thicc, and molestable

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She kinda sounds like it lol

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i have no idea who those people are but :marseyupvote2:

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Carp is a crazy person who has delusions of being a janny. Basically Jinxthinker, but with no art skills. We play along so that he doesn't hurt anyone. Harpooner is a pervert who pretends to be a woman online. You're welcome

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:#marseyhesright:

Its true! The only reason I got checked is because of my 9in python

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Zoomers :marseyeyeroll:

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:#marseyagreefast:

we're winning!

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This is acceptable and now canon

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