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Got assaulted at the TSA and then the agent implied that I gave her a venereal disease

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I guess the weird fit implies that I'm packing a Ar-15 in my pants :marseybeanwink:

maybe she thought you were trans :marseyflushzoom:

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tsa pov:

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:#marseytransrentfree:

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She isn't???

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Pooner is too funny to be a foid tbh

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nah she a foid but funny foids fugly af...i dont make the rules i just look in da mirror :marseyshrug:

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I think I'm fine, b-word :marseyraging:

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but ur funny :marseysmug:

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Your attempts to get me to facedoxx failed. I know it's Carp in there, typing these words :marseybeanangry:

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Very tall

Very white

Skier

100% confirmed Scandinavian

7 at worst

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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i picture u like a beautiful scary lawyer type darlin :marseypretty:

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@Harpooner is Ally McBeal but not white, thicc, and molestable

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She kinda sounds like it lol

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Maybe they were concerned she wasn't.

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So the lady says she needs to grope me. Whatever, it's happened before at least it's not my boobs this time. She goes, molests me and touches my butt.

:#pepoboner:

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You must be pretty gross.

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venereal disease? bbgirl its STIs tf was u in'nam lmfao

prolly bomb residue?

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imn'nam

please explain, penny

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In Vietnam

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sry bb typing fast n tryna make foid same time

"was u in vietnam" had a resident that was in that war n he called stis VD

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Yeah @Harpooner is the oldest active dramatard on this site. She's celebrating her 25th 39th birthday this saturday. Second oldest is that leaf guy whose name I can't remember

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thanks penny, and don't ever apologize :marseypennylove:

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@You_check_your_downmarseys I just checked this guy's downmarseys this time.

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:#marseysob:

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TSA pre check is basically free if you don't have horrible credit

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I have a reimbursement with my credit card, I've just been too lazy to go get the application done.

After this trauma, I'm doing it the week I get back

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The global entry process takes forever so I wouldn't recommend that. Precheck is pretty quick

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What does airport security have to do with credit cards?

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Good credit cards reimburse the TSA pre check and global entry application fees

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Where does TSA check cost money

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Where does TSA check cost money

:#marseyretard4:

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>burgers paying for a security check their government forces on them

Do you tip the TSA agent, too?

:#marseysmug2:

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I fly delta and this never happens lol unless they just bake it into the cost

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TSA Pre-Check costs money. That's why he said Pre check.

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Mine expired a month ago and now I need to reapply :marseyyawn:

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What's pre check? You get a private room they can feel you up in, instead of in front of a hundred curious bystanders?

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It's the shorter line at the airport where you don't have to take off your shoes/jacket/belt.

Schedule an appointment, get interviewed about your employment/citizenship/travel habits, minor background check, pay ~$80, and you'll get 5 years of white privilege at the airport.

My interview was basically "you're a white natural-born couple. sign here."

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K

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She's testing for explosive residue. They always do that after a pat-down. They test you're hands, and then they test their hands in case you had explosive residue on you're clothes.

t. someone who always wears baggy pants

trans lives matter

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Ok, that makes sense. Means there's a literal bomb in my pants :marseysmug2:

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>testing for explosive residue.

This used to happen to me every time I fly. I shaved my beard off and now they don't bother me anymore as I don't look like an imam

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the TSAggers always run their fat greasy hands through my luscious long hair. :marseypuke: also one time they swabbed my hands but they said they were checking for explosive residue lmao.

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What fricking podunk town do you fly out of, lmao. I've had TSA pat me down only once at some regional airport that didn't have one of those full body scanners, and they only did as much as a bouncer would. If someone touched my hair I'd be so fricking grossed out.

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idk i just emanate terrorist vibes. i just flew like two days ago and they said my fabric scrunchie on my wrist set off the body scanner so they pulled me aside and pawed me and yes, ran their hands through my hair as per usual. they also opened my sandwich and looked in it :marseyfluffyannoyed:

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Let me guess it was a fat black woman?!

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Short mystery

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???

Did she touch your vag somehow?

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Not really, which is why I'm so confused

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:marseyhmmm:

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You're leaving out the important details. How many fingers did she stick up there? Or was it the shocker?

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Next time give me a call and I’ll give you a swipe down there with no test after.

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When I went to the MIA airport the TSA groped me and rolled their eyes at me because I forgot I had a napkin in my pocket :marseyxd:

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She thought you might have drugs in your orifices.

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Gross VD is serious you should see a doctor

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Normally they tell me to hike my pants up to my crotch because I wear a loose fit. I could've sworn the band-aid thingy is testing for gunpowder residue or someshit

Protip, even if you only fly once a year the Precheck is worth it

>swabs passengers' hands at security checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives. The TSA swabs are analyzed for nitroglycerin, nitrates, glycerin, or other chemicals.

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>TSA agents when they see a 13 y/o boy

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It's equality. They can't pat down the youths without also patting down some white kids to not appear racist

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Keep yourself safe pls ty :marseybow:

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