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Being a consultant while drunk sucks

Got sent a case and it took 5 minutes of reviewing reports and slides to know it was idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura. Now she keeps calling me asking me to review the slides further even though I know I’m correct based off known info and I’m not a pathologist. Go call one of my pathologists. It’s been reviewed by a path and second checked by myself. I want to get shit faced drunk and go to a gay club instead of reading and looking at images

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Yep. Glad my dad’s doctor was likely drunk and complaining about not being drunker when he misdiagnosed him.

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Lol me too :marseylove:

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ITP takes a minute to confirm following a path report. I’m not giving treatment on this case but I can say I’m likely 99% correct in my confirmation

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Honestly most people don’t think you’re actually a doctor. You’re just an neurodivergent drunk that’s watched too much House.

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I don’t watch house so it would be hard to larp as. When I larp I use real life experience but that’s only on Reddit. We’re all r-slurred to some degree here so what’s the point in larping?

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You still haven’t explained how you donate bone marrow after being a lymphoma patient.

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I was a donor prior to diagnosis.

Also still on the list but depends on changing medical qualifications. I’m cancer free for over a decade so if they decide that’s acceptable, I’ll donate given every year I donate marrow to research

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But you said you were after. You’ve gotta plan out these lies so you’re not trying to zip them together in the aftermath.

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