Got sent a case and it took 5 minutes of reviewing reports and slides to know it was idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura. Now she keeps calling me asking me to review the slides further even though I know I’m correct based off known info and I’m not a pathologist. Go call one of my pathologists. It’s been reviewed by a path and second checked by myself. I want to get shit faced drunk and go to a gay club instead of reading and looking at images
Being a consultant while drunk sucks
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I'm starting to get an idea why your ex-colleagues were bitching about you behind your back, bby.
Still, bottoms up.
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It’s such an easy case I don’t know why it even went into consultation. Any oncologist should be annoyed with such a trivial case
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Yeah but a professional would make sure they understood why you came to the conclusion. Your priority is getting wasted, gambling, and taking shit about everyone while boosting your own ego - not the patients you signed up to help.
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Have you ever seen an actual doctor report and not just the patient report?
I gave a 13 page report that included all interpretations between me and the pathologist
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“Here’s your Doctor Report, Mr. Business!”
I don’t think you could stay sober long enough to write 13 pages.
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It’s 90% macro key input
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And 10% accurate.
I’ve never met a professional who claims to never make a mistake, unlike yourself. It’s everyone else who messes up your perfect record.
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I work in oncology, we don’t get to make long-standing mistakes. I’ve made mistakes that were corrected but fixed quickly
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Yep. Glad my dad’s doctor was likely drunk and complaining about not being drunker when he misdiagnosed him.
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ITP takes a minute to confirm following a path report. I’m not giving treatment on this case but I can say I’m likely 99% correct in my confirmation
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Honestly most people don’t think you’re actually a doctor. You’re just an neurodivergent drunk that’s watched too much House.
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I don’t watch house so it would be hard to larp as. When I larp I use real life experience but that’s only on Reddit. We’re all r-slurred to some degree here so what’s the point in larping?
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You still haven’t explained how you donate bone marrow after being a lymphoma patient.
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I was a donor prior to diagnosis.
Also still on the list but depends on changing medical qualifications. I’m cancer free for over a decade so if they decide that’s acceptable, I’ll donate given every year I donate marrow to research
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But you said you were after. You’ve gotta plan out these lies so you’re not trying to zip them together in the aftermath.
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Just edited the comment
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Lol me too
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One of my favorite Garry the “Doctor” moments was when I was dealing with the death of a girlfriend and you tried to one-up me saying I don’t know what it’s like to be around death and that you experience it every day.
Like anyone is supposed to believe you give a shit about the bodies that pay your bar tab.
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Frozens death confirmed
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I just wish she would stop texting me.
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It's okay buddy
, we all miss her. Time to let her go
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I don’t remember that at all. I might’ve misinterpreted it. I deal with death all the time and have lost multiple family members so I’m numb and don’t care.
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You’d probably deal with less death if the hospital installed some slot machines to keep you on-campus.
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I’d spend more time away if there were slot machines. If you can remember that I donate bone marrow you should know I’m a poker player and would never touch a slot machine.
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“I don’t smoke crack on the job I only snort coke”
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You’re learning how doctors arent a pillar of morality
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It's REALLY cute when normies realize doctors are also just people LMAO
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My favorite is normal people not realizing we’re desensitized to most. People that are required to open up cadavers and exposed to the worst of humanity? They’re just like us
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Sounds like exactly how a doctor would act. If you spent all day studying different types of bone cancer you would start to lose your people skills too.
Perhaps you need some sort of brain doctor friend. Your behavior has been erratic as of late.
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Must’ve been a lot of work typing that with one hand on Garry’s peepee.
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You know if I had his peepee it would have my full attention.
But you went from saccharine to seething in a day, and that worries me.
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Hmmm, interesting.... Is Garry an angel of death?
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Also more like a cumsultant you fricking strag.
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Worth it.
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i dont even disagree with you, ill send you half the DC upon payment
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You must be trying to help out your oncologist friends by giving everyone cancer with your drunk posts
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Just feed the report to ChatGPT and be done with it
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