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Being a consultant while drunk sucks

Got sent a case and it took 5 minutes of reviewing reports and slides to know it was idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura. Now she keeps calling me asking me to review the slides further even though I know Iโ€™m correct based off known info and Iโ€™m not a pathologist. Go call one of my pathologists. Itโ€™s been reviewed by a path and second checked by myself. I want to get shit faced drunk and go to a gay club instead of reading and looking at images

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I'm starting to get an idea why your ex-colleagues were bitching about you behind your back, bby.

Still, bottoms up.

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Itโ€™s such an easy case I donโ€™t know why it even went into consultation. Any oncologist should be annoyed with such a trivial case

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Yeah but a professional would make sure they understood why you came to the conclusion. Your priority is getting wasted, gambling, and taking shit about everyone while boosting your own ego - not the patients you signed up to help.

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Have you ever seen an actual doctor report and not just the patient report?

I gave a 13 page report that included all interpretations between me and the pathologist

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โ€œHereโ€™s your Doctor Report, Mr. Business!โ€

I donโ€™t think you could stay sober long enough to write 13 pages.

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Itโ€™s 90% macro key input :marseywink:

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And 10% accurate.

Iโ€™ve never met a professional who claims to never make a mistake, unlike yourself. Itโ€™s everyone else who messes up your perfect record.

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I work in oncology, we donโ€™t get to make long-standing mistakes. Iโ€™ve made mistakes that were corrected but fixed quickly

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