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Being a consultant while drunk sucks

Got sent a case and it took 5 minutes of reviewing reports and slides to know it was idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura. Now she keeps calling me asking me to review the slides further even though I know I’m correct based off known info and I’m not a pathologist. Go call one of my pathologists. It’s been reviewed by a path and second checked by myself. I want to get shit faced drunk and go to a gay club instead of reading and looking at images

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One of my favorite Garry the “Doctor” moments was when I was dealing with the death of a girlfriend and you tried to one-up me saying I don’t know what it’s like to be around death and that you experience it every day.

Like anyone is supposed to believe you give a shit about the bodies that pay your bar tab.

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I don’t remember that at all. I might’ve misinterpreted it. I deal with death all the time and have lost multiple family members so I’m numb and don’t care.

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You’d probably deal with less death if the hospital installed some slot machines to keep you on-campus.

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I’d spend more time away if there were slot machines. If you can remember that I donate bone marrow you should know I’m a poker player and would never touch a slot machine.

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“I don’t smoke crack on the job I only snort coke”

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You’re learning how doctors arent a pillar of morality :marseylove:

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It's REALLY cute when normies realize doctors are also just people LMAO

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My favorite is normal people not realizing we’re desensitized to most. People that are required to open up cadavers and exposed to the worst of humanity? They’re just like us

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:mar#seyburn:

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the death of a girlfriend

Frozens death confirmed

:#marseycry:

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I just wish she would stop texting me. :marseyghost:

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It's okay buddy :marseyraccoonpat:, we all miss her. Time to let her go

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Sounds like exactly how a doctor would act. If you spent all day studying different types of bone cancer you would start to lose your people skills too.

Perhaps you need some sort of brain doctor friend. Your behavior has been erratic as of late.

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Must’ve been a lot of work typing that with one hand on Garry’s peepee.

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You know if I had his peepee it would have my full attention.

But you went from saccharine to seething in a day, and that worries me.

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and you tried to one-up me saying I don’t know what it’s like to be around death and that you experience it every day.

Hmmm, interesting.... Is Garry an angel of death?

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