I was browsing new on /r/austin when this comment under an innocuous post caught my attention.
OP: Is the quality of the baguettes HEB sells changing? I’m not saying it’s worse but the quality seems changing based on a year ago.
/u/Crystalscante: They taste fine, but I usually trash pick and get the day old ones that are a little stale.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/11y26zx/is_the_quality_of_the_baguettes_heb_sells/
It just made me think, is this neighbor admitting they eat bread out of dumpsters behind HEB? So naturally I had to investigate and clicked their profile. 
Here are their most recent post I saw that made me want to post them here:
Hot railing or smoking ritalin: I accidentally purchased some ritalin thinking they were meth pills. Can I smoke them? I’ve had them in my drawer and I don’t know what to do with them. I have 15 and I usually smoke meth so would it be okay just to drop them in my pipe? Should I hot rail them?
https://old.reddit.com/r/Stims/comments/11y152s/hot_railing_or_smoking_ritalin/
Naturally I knew I had a tard on my hands and had to dig deeper. 
Am I microdosing? I just found out about microdosing and I’m trying it out with meth. I have used meth for a while but I’m trying new things. I am smoking .1 it helps but only for a bit. It helps me get through the day but I have to re dose every 3 hours or so. I’m smoking a gram or so a day. Anyone have tips or micro doses meth?
https://old.reddit.com/r/microdosing/comments/11xnzhy/am_i_microdosing/
For the non degenerate dramatards here, you cannot microdose meth, you are either on it or not. People usually try to change their long term thought patterns by microdosing psychedelics but I guess he could manage to give himself stim psychosis? 
Is this a good bike? I got it from my friend
https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/11li6ty/is_this_a_good_bike_i_got_it_from_my_friend/
Dude literally has a fricking bolt cutter behind the bike, which is laid over for some reason? I'm sure his friend gave it to him. 
What’s the worst thing you’ve done for meth? I’ve blown a guy for a .2 behind a gas station.
https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/110wh1l/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_done_for_meth/
This thread is full of a bunch of other losers too, check it out! 
Selling catalytic converters
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/110rkxm/selling_catalytic_converters/
I'll personally gift paypig status to any user here who manages to shoot a junkie stealing the cat off a car.
Best place to exchange services?
Looking for a good spot in Houston to exchange adult work for cash or other stuff. Where are is a good spot?
https://old.reddit.com/r/houstoncirclejerk/comments/10yzo9g/best_place_to_exchange_services/
The meth whore posted to /r/houstoncirclejerk thinking its a fricking prostitution subreddit.
How to sell catalytic converters
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https://old.reddit.com/r/MechanicAdvice/comments/10wo1t3/how_to_sell_catalytic_converters/
Another attempt to sell a catalytic converter, this time a few weeks ago and in Houston, seems to be hopping motels or bumping around.
Best city to backpack in Texas? Looking for a good cities that I could backpack in Texas. I just watched a tv show on backpacking and I want to start off in Texas after my motel week is up.
(normal advice about parks)
I was thinking urban camping.
https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/110pau6/best_city_to_backpack_in_texas/
Confirmed hopping motels, probably paid for by selling stolen shit. Also, who the frick asks about " urban camping" i.e. being homeless, on a backpacking sub?? Or thinks that's a remotely good idea in Texas where the metros can span hundreds of square miles?
Methamphetamine and glaucoma: I was told I had nerve thinning and have lots of Vizual field loss. How bad is smoking a little meth for glaucoma? I smoke a couple times a week but nothing serious.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Glaucoma/comments/10saajx/methamphetamine_and_glaucoma/
R-slur. 
Rescission is here. Cocaine use is declining and Methamphetamine use is going up
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Illiterate but not even the biggest r-slur on /r/wallstreetbets 
Metal recycling centers
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https://old.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/101mwnq/metal_recycling_centers/
More catalytic converter posting. 
I don’t feel safe working out with women. Next thing you know I’m facing 2 years in prison.
Weird comment that comes off as r*pey, like I get what he was trying to say but it just comes off as "look if I see a woman wearing workout clothes, Im gonna r*pe her." Thread has lots of bickering and arguing. 
Hate to say this but you’re going to have to work the truck stops. No shame we’ve all done it.
One based comment, telling a le 420 weed smoker they're gonna have to suck peepee to get their car out of impound and see their mom who has cervical cancer. 
I get spun and I go on copper sprees or muffler hunting.
No really? Couldn't tell by literally every other thing you post. 
Anyone night skiing in Denver?
https://old.reddit.com/r/COsnow/comments/10xgt4e/keystone_afternoon_night_skiing/
Replied to a post on a Colorado snow sports subreddit thinking it was for finding people to do cocaine with lmao. 
Fent. Don’t waste it just mix a bit with your crystal. Great high.
You’re an idiot. Good thing you won’t live long enough to procreate
I got two kids with 2 different mommas.
https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/107r5tv/what_is_this_im_guessing_heroin/j3psn25/
Tells another junkie who was given fent to go ahead and do it. I feel sorry for those kids, makes me want to be pro eugenics. 
In summary this account is only 2 months old and I can only see this going farther downhill. Will keep a tab on them.
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This guy smokes meth, sucks men off behind gas stations, steals bikes and catalytic converters all day, and eats stale bread he stole from a dumpster behind HEB. This guy sounds based AF. Truly a modern-day greek philosopher like Diogenes.
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I'd feel a twinge of admiration as I am forced into a self defence situation because he's stealing my catalytic converter
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He’s also pro gun and randomly butts in to tell redditors gun control doesn’t work
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The guy who steals mountain bikes and catalytic converters indeed would know what kinds of laws are easy to get away with breaking
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We need to invite this guy to post on rDrama.
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Needful
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Best I can do for the blowjob is 250 dramacoins and 17 marseybucks. Final offer.
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How much for battle toads?
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I love that you included the post title
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I like how his sole focus was on "meet up?...I don't...unless..."
This neighbor is seriously unwell. Perfect for rDrama.
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rdrama
user brutally murdered...
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He really is not all there...
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Hahhahaha holy frick this guy’s dumber than I thought possible.
Ask what he has for sale lmao.
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Neighbor he steals shit like $3k mountain bikes and catalytic converters. You think the guy sucking dudes at a gas station for .2 can afford enough drugs to sell??
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Ask him when he gets here.
Egyptian black lives matter
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This guy stole a little girl's bike for $5 of meth. I'm sure if we offered him a single dollar he'd become a regular user and post about his meth addiction here.
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"So there's this orange cat right"
Guy yelling into girl ear at club jpg
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Doesn't bardfinn live in his area?
Some burger offer him money to go harass xer.
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No Bardfinn lives 200 miles from Austin.
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How long of a bike ride (on meth) is that?
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~30 hours?
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Give this drug addict a ride
Its for Marsey. 
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a meth head with a bike can cover a tremendous amount of ground
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Record is 1 days 07 hours 34 minutes and 41 seconds by peepeehands
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was antoniorisky which was 0 days 13 hours 17 minutes and 52 seconds
Best friend is ACA with 195 mentions
rdrama is currently running at 220.293 µBardyhertz with 3120 total mentions since 2022-09-24
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Record is 1 days 07 hours 34 minutes and 41 seconds by peepeehands
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was antoniorisky which was 0 days 13 hours 17 minutes and 52 seconds
Best friend is ACA with 195 mentions
rdrama is currently running at 219.907 µBardyhertz with 3119 total mentions since 2022-09-24
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The funniest part of all this is he’s also got two kids from two different women. More proof for my theory that 99.9% of incels are actually just regular dudes with too much inhibition.
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The virgin wagie bug
Vs the chad glassblowing aristocrat of the soul
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You can’t steal from a dumpster, those nerds are trying too get rid of their trash, not keep it!
Black lives matter
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BRB about to head to this neighbor's house and start digging through his trash.
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Black Lives Matter
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Why the FRICK does a Marsey tampon exist?
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Delete this message NOW
Black lives matter
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He sounds like both a BIPOC and a cute twink. Diogenes didn't steal people's shit you dumb ape
Black lives matter
...not!
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