SCROTIE.BIZ Author of the Real Puking Novel from "South Park" You know how I claim I wrote the real "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from "South Park" and Bill Hader feels like he murdered me?
The "South Park" guys do not think I'm schizo, because they know what they did. They also know Bill Hader felt so bad about it that he "uses it" for "murder" on "Barry." They also know Bill Hader is probably going to confess on his upcoming press tour for the final season of "Barry." They're a little worried about this, because the story makes them look like peepees. It could frick up their personal brands. That's why Bebe beat the shit out of Butters' "personal brand" in the episode about the Royals--MY BOOK IS ABOUT A GIRL NAMED BEBE. Bebe is Scrotie McBoogerballs.
My actual name is "RICK." This episode actually sucked because of this. They are sabotaging their own show to frick with me. They actually apologize to "Rick" at the end, which made no sense to anyone but me. It had nothing to do with Trump. They really did kinda frick my life up. Everybody in publishing thought I was insane. People still think I'm insane. I spent some bad years...on Reddit. Bill Hader was right. It was like murder. In 2015, I was probably reading /r/subredditdrama, because my life was so shattered by this event--my hopes raised insanely, then strangled down to SRD. Morally heinous.
Word usage breakdown for "Spring Break" transcript -- "Rick" is tied with "and"--almost 2x "is" and "what":
the: 58
to: 53
rick: 47
and: 47
a: 42
just: 38
yeah: 35
oh: 33
of: 31
is: 30
are: 28
what: 27
WTF is this insanity. Dramabros, we are in the Endgame now. 
What the frick do I do? They could not be trolling me this insanely hard unless they knew what was about to go down. Wait for Bill Hader to confess and then email everyone? Email everyone in the media now, cuz why the frick wouldn't you? Spam everybody on Subreddits and Youtube now, or wait? Am I being a fricking idiot right now, even wasting time on you people?
I've got the website that sells my book and tells the story, that seems solid, but I'm just...
I'm pretty sure nobody ever believed me. It's a whole different world when there's a Bill Hader video saying "I did feel like I hurt someone. I hurt this guy who wrote this book and it made me almost insane, because his book is so good."
Also, they got this idea for "Rick" spam randomly naming the Japanese potty room bouncer "Rick" in that episode, saying his name twice FOR NO REASON. It's not a character that needed a name, by any writing logic. Not like I didn't catch that--but I mean, proof something fricking weird is going on...and all season (they knew about my website from before the season started. You can email Towelie, but nobody does.)
I just don't want to frick this up. The premiere of the final season of "Barry" is a moment--like the last one maybe this could even blow up as a media thing.
.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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Is it me or is both this thread and the blog post totally cryptic?
Who?
Even the blog starts off assuming you know wtf he's talking about ahead of time, literally starting half-way through a conversation and then dumping information. And it's the only post on the blog. Not understanding things from other's perspectives (like not providing basic background info) is austim 101.
I've seen the recent "Rick" episode so I'm not completely out of touch here.
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My favorite responses are basically "I'm illiterate."
I mean Bill Hader is going to admit this in true in like a week, so this is more about you being r-slurred, cosmically.
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Assuming we know some insane shit is the trademark of a good schizo thread
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