SCROTIE.BIZ Author of the Real Puking Novel from "South Park" You know how I claim I wrote the real "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from "South Park" and Bill Hader feels like he murdered me?
The "South Park" guys do not think I'm schizo, because they know what they did. They also know Bill Hader felt so bad about it that he "uses it" for "murder" on "Barry." They also know Bill Hader is probably going to confess on his upcoming press tour for the final season of "Barry." They're a little worried about this, because the story makes them look like peepees. It could frick up their personal brands. That's why Bebe beat the shit out of Butters' "personal brand" in the episode about the Royals--MY BOOK IS ABOUT A GIRL NAMED BEBE. Bebe is Scrotie McBoogerballs.
My actual name is "RICK." This episode actually sucked because of this. They are sabotaging their own show to frick with me. They actually apologize to "Rick" at the end, which made no sense to anyone but me. It had nothing to do with Trump. They really did kinda frick my life up. Everybody in publishing thought I was insane. People still think I'm insane. I spent some bad years...on Reddit. Bill Hader was right. It was like murder. In 2015, I was probably reading /r/subredditdrama, because my life was so shattered by this event--my hopes raised insanely, then strangled down to SRD. Morally heinous.
Word usage breakdown for "Spring Break" transcript -- "Rick" is tied with "and"--almost 2x "is" and "what":
the: 58
to: 53
rick: 47
and: 47
a: 42
just: 38
yeah: 35
oh: 33
of: 31
is: 30
are: 28
what: 27
WTF is this insanity. Dramabros, we are in the Endgame now. 
What the frick do I do? They could not be trolling me this insanely hard unless they knew what was about to go down. Wait for Bill Hader to confess and then email everyone? Email everyone in the media now, cuz why the frick wouldn't you? Spam everybody on Subreddits and Youtube now, or wait? Am I being a fricking idiot right now, even wasting time on you people?
I've got the website that sells my book and tells the story, that seems solid, but I'm just...
I'm pretty sure nobody ever believed me. It's a whole different world when there's a Bill Hader video saying "I did feel like I hurt someone. I hurt this guy who wrote this book and it made me almost insane, because his book is so good."
Also, they got this idea for "Rick" spam randomly naming the Japanese potty room bouncer "Rick" in that episode, saying his name twice FOR NO REASON. It's not a character that needed a name, by any writing logic. Not like I didn't catch that--but I mean, proof something fricking weird is going on...and all season (they knew about my website from before the season started. You can email Towelie, but nobody does.)
I just don't want to frick this up. The premiere of the final season of "Barry" is a moment--like the last one maybe this could even blow up as a media thing.
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Is it me or is both this thread and the blog post totally cryptic?
Who?
Even the blog starts off assuming you know wtf he's talking about ahead of time, literally starting half-way through a conversation and then dumping information. And it's the only post on the blog. Not understanding things from other's perspectives (like not providing basic background info) is austim 101.
I've seen the recent "Rick" episode so I'm not completely out of touch here.
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Assuming we know some insane shit is the trademark of a good schizo thread
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My favorite responses are basically "I'm illiterate."
I mean Bill Hader is going to admit this in true in like a week, so this is more about you being r-slurred, cosmically.
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I read the whole thing hoping that at least some of it would make sense. Every paragraph is incomprehensible
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I hope Bill Hader gives you a nice forgiveness smooch
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Okay I tried to read the whole thing and it's very hard since you have some sort of mental condition forcing you to write as if your in a 5-way conversation with yourself.
1) So you originally wrote a book with a working title called "bebe's tale" in 2009 and sent to Vernon Chatman, one of the writers of South Park and claim that the episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" was a parody of your novel and you founding it both flattering and violating and there was a later scene from the 2012 episode of South Park, it features the character Bebe beating up Butters which you believe is another metaphor for your relationship with the South Park writers and their alleged portrayal of your work.
2) You believe a recent South Park episode about a character Rick is really about you because they say the name a lot.
This is a great pitch but I ain't paying no $12 for an epub digital book, why don't you just fill in the missing blanks here and post the book for us to judge because the rest of your story sounds extremely far-fetched and would require no less than 826 specific assumptions, which also could be dismissed by the single assumption that you're likely unmedicated or undermedicated for severe mania or something. Also the Schrooge balls episode of South Park wasn't even that good and I would wager even dedicated South Park fans barely remember it, for example 9/14 episodes of season 14 of south park were rated better than the boogerballs episode.
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The schizo whisperer, I kneel
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This is a really good comment.
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I don't mean to be too critical btw, your book does sound like a heartbreaking work of staggering genius
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That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.
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We were just talking about you on kf, king
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-general.8257/post-15812690
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lol they hit the same conclusion as me
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Watch the skies playa. I'm insane or Bill Hader admits it in 2 weeks.
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Yeah that's crazy but I guess you let me speak for myself which is fair.
Watch this go somewhere in two weeks.
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I have 0 interest in speaking for other people, especially ones I thought stopped months ago. I only remembered it because the claim was so strange.
I don't understand any of it, but it's pretty funny. Shine on you crazy diamond
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I believe you king
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I hate these kong names, I never know who is who
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Canβt wait to see how they manage to pull off the next season of Barry
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I believe you
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Interesting. Are you being forreal?
Trans lives matter
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i like the 2px iframed keyword spam youve got going on
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what
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So we can see that this person called "carpathianflorist" is one of those people who make up stories in their heads, which they themselves believe, derived from the mental ilness they have.
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Lol
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I was gonna start playing league again til I saw they auto filter the N slur now. Noped right out.
Gaming is basically dead.
Snapshots:
I wrote the real "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from "South Park" and Bill Hader feels like he murdered me:
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/r/subredditdrama:
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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That season finale was laaaaame.
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I liked it. Even though every time they do Trump/Garrison it's lazy and shitty. I just like Randy and 40k. This season only had 6 episodes and 5/6 were pretty darn good.
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are you Pickle Rick?
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