He is risen!

What in the Lord's name did you just fricking post, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Catechism class in the one true holy catholic and apostolic church, and I’ve been involved in numerous crusades on the Mohammedans, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in medieval warfare and I’m the top paladin in the entire kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe you the frick out with purging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit to the Internet? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Holy war, pagan. The Holy war that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, Saracen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare guantlets. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swiss Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what Holy retribution your little "funni troll" post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking peace. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddarn Degenerate. I will the power of the Holy Spirit all over you and you will drown in it.

You will be sent to heck, heathen.