Mass shooter betting template

This thread serves as a template for mass casualty event betting threads.

NOTE: This is fluid and subject to change depending on the circumstances surrounding the event in question. Options may be added, removed or altered to tailor the choices to the time, place, or circumstances.

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##Mayo (rightoid extremist)##

##Mayo (leftoid extremist)##

##Incel##

##Kang##

##Train##

##LatinX##

##Asian##

##A woman##

##General schizophrenic##

##Mujahideen##

##Disgruntled employee##

##Jew##

##:marseytunaktunak: (pajeet/paki)##

##Other##

The winner is determined primarily by intent. While a shooter may be an Indian, for example, if he targeted a sorority or left behind incel ramblings, the Incel option wins, rather than the pajeet one. Similarly, if an Indian dude shoots up his place of employment, former employee wins. If he just starts unloading in public or at some unlisted sort of locale or event, then and only then would the pajeet option win. Further examples: mayoid attacking a political rally that he disagrees with => Xoid extremist; mayoid with a robust Reddit history detailing his love/hate for Trump attacks a mall or something but gives no indication that it was politically-motivated => general schizophrenic. And so on.

Administrative discretion will determine the winner. Any questions should be asked promptly as these situations develop rapidly and there is typically a very limited window for betting.

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Another day another carp thread.

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Similarly, if an Indian dude shoots up his place of employment, former employee wins.

What if he shot it because he was rejected by his female coworkers but he was rejected because he earns less than them?


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This would likely be incel.

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What if he was already on the edge due to being paid poorly and the rejection gave him the push he needed?


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We'd have to set our forensic experts on his manifesto and social media postings to determine a winner in that case :marseythinkorino:

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What happens if, let's say, "Latinx" wins but later we find out he was faking his race? (After the bet is over)


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Latinx are white and tbh you guys shouldn't even be your own category.

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Just remove it I guess :#marseyaaa:


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Latinx=white is too controversial, I am only including it to minimize tantrums :grr:

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I am only including it to minimize tantrums

Dramaphobic :marseydisagree:


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>Latinx are white

Brazilians aren't white, but they are ubermensch.

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Standardized mass shooter betting thread templates?

God this is so freaking fetch we are so ahead of everyone else

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rDrama is ever on the bleeding edge of innovation

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mayoid with a robust Reddit history detailing his love/hate for Trump attacks a mall or something but gives no indication that it was politically-motivated => general schizophrenic

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BANK SHOOTER BUT YOU WENT WITH OTHER

:marseymad::marseyrage::marseyanticarp:

@janky_kong @LandlordMessiah get him

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Yeah he shot up his job because he got fired r-slur

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Schizo.

Btw was the livestream released? I don't see it on wpd. I guess no one recorded it?

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I have no idea :( He seems extremely uninteresting so I can't imagine anyone watched it. And a bank is SUCH A BORING TARGET holy crap.

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Yea seems unless he told some channers, his friends and family would have been the only ones to see it. Then it probably got removed in like 10 minutes.

Police bodycam footage will probably come out though.

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I just want the :marseytrain2: shooter manifesto already darnit.

Sadly I think there's only one of two possibilities for it. Keyed on what was said about it so far having no clear motive or goal means one of two things. There absolutely was but it's going to get buried and no one outside a few law enforcement are ever going to see it or it really was just a rambling schizo mess and it will come out in the next few weeks.

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Contingency planning for real life tragedies is what sets rdrama apart from other schmuck sites who get caught sitting on their duffs when shit goes down

:marseycarpflorist: :!marseyclapping:

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A lot of these will overlap and lead to arguing

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Lets say hypothetically a train shoots up a school in Florida where someone related to DeSantis goes to "protest" anti train legislation. Do they count as train or leftist extremist?

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Train trumps all.

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Where's the :marseysal: option?

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

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