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[Effortpost] :marseyschizogetogetolove: GetoGeto assimilates into KiwiFarms, generates 19 pages [350+ comments] of sneed :marseyschizogetogetolove:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913

Null posted this thread about some kiwicel named Secret Watcher

https://kiwifarms.net/members/secret-watcher.30104/

Tldr he only reacts, does not post or comment

Apparently he uses "negrates," idk what that is exactly but sounds like their version of downsorens

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1682805503645755.webp

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/

Shit, @snailslime got her sticker privileges taken away for a heck of a lot less, and she up and left. Yeah, take @secret watcher's away too, force him to actually contribute to the forum he lives on for once

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-4#post-16171682

If @secret watcher was spamming positive stickers, the same ones crying about negative stickers, would cite their reaction score as undeniable proof of being correct. These are the same individuals who look at the back of a movie case, see "BEST MOVIE EVER - Sundance", or some plastered-on shill review, and believe it.

Stickers do not determine if you are right or wrong. They determine if you are a strag or a chad, by how you handle them.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-6#post-16173985

Kiwicels don't understand lurking:

It's a certainty that he has a main account for posting and a gimmick account for lulz.

[Null:] He uses a domestic IP and has no IP hits. If he's using two accounts, he is using a VPN for only one of them (which I believe is unlikely). Maybe he just doesn't want to post.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-7#post-16177598

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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-11#post-16178944

Hahahaha.

We all know that these report-happy r-slurs would hypocritically spam secret watcher with negrates if he ever posted anything, and that's why their asses are so chapped about stickers from someone who doesn't post. They are mad because they cannot engage in the same behavior that they accuse him of. He has denied them that sweet release of giving him a top hat and vindictively reporting his post to the jannies.

So they are left with no option but to throw a tantrum about stickers. Like a toddler. Or a low-functioning neurodivergent.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-12#post-16179719

Abusing stickers is just one schizo way of misusing the forums

[Null:] It is literally not a misuse at all wtf. His one post was to ask in tts why he couldn't rate posts anymore, which was a setting change so brand new accounts could not be made to do proxy sticker wars (no really it happened constantly). I configured his account to bypass the requirements because he had been around so long.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-16#post-16188579

@secret watcher might unironically be the most powerful user on this website and all this sperging that's popped up both in this thread and elsewhere on the site over the ethics of sticker privileges merely serves as further testament to his power.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-18#post-16194134

@secret watcher is one of the best users here, if he seriously make people this angry over stickers he absolutely deserves to stay.

:marseyschizogetogetolove:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-19

Apparently the local idio equivalent banned him in the past

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16828062547193289.webp

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-3

@getogeto @AraAra !soren !lurkers !schizomaxxxers @Null @PublicPolicyEnjoyer !effortposters discuss


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kiwicels can't handle banter episode ##roll

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:#marseymanysuchcases:

:#marseyplacenofun:

Kiwicels are basically the same as !mottezans


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Carp's comment history on TheMotte is entertaining, you can feel how much the nerds want to ban him but know they can't.

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Half of it is shadowbanned lol


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:#marseychadcarp:


:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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It was a fun post :(


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You know what else is fun? Arguing over the merits of the oxford comma. Go. Do that. For hours on end. :#marseybangfast:

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Fun? On TheMotte? Culture warring is no laughing matter

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>162 IQ social equity activist

:#marseyxd:

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Death to srsposters

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LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK :tayaaa:

DEATH TO ALL SERIOUSPOSTERS :#tayaaa:

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Your roll: 7955

Your fortune: You Will Be Propositioned By A High-Tier Twink

factcheck

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Factcheck: This claim is 100% true.

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I wish you could chud people on kf tbh it would cause so much seethe

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They would legit :marseymaid2:

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Awesome I hope every kiwicel dies

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aevann should steal their site too :marseytroll: (it's true !soren said it)

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I dont get it. Who gives a shit if some guy just lurks and up/downdoots. Just ignore it the same way i ignore @getogeto or the guy who upvoted everyone

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:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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:#marseyraging::#marseyraging::#marseyraging:

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There have been a number of downvote trolls here. I think it's a funny joke because it really does piss people off, and I honestly don't understand why anyone would even possibly care. I seriously don't, but it makes people REALLY MAD.

I bought the all seeing eye though, assuming these silly pranksters must be pretty funny posters in general, and unfortunately their post histories are all TERRIBLE. Never more than a sentence, never funny at all, just boring. The optimistic side of me says they must be neglected alts, but the pessimistic side of me says that they could be genuine idiots and this is the only funny thing they've ever come up with.

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I don't care but I like pretending I'm angry coz it's funny. Downvotes on this site are meaningless, they still give you coins and boost your post in the algorithm so really who cares if you get downvoted

Right @getogeto, @AnalSex?

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Reported by:
  • Aevann : fake news
  • Ubie : Seething pinkoid + dramatard alt

Apparently the admins here had a meltdown and forced someone to stop mass downvoting. I don't remember who it was but it was kind of hilarious to see aevann butt mad over it.

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Im pretty sure the problem was that they botted it iirc

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I believe it.

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Someone (i forget who claims it) and i don't know why they would make it up. Aevann

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>or the guy who upvoted everyone

:marseyindignant: I can downvote if I want. Here, I just did it now.

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Holy shit kiwicels are crying over karma lmao. :marseylaugh:

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At least half of kf users are just rightoid redditors with no sense of humor who genuinely hate lolcows

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Don't forget the colossal number of fat women baying for the blood of other fatter women.

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Yeah but we are based and can take a joke

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I have yet to see evidence of ANY KF users having a sense of humor. It is an essentially un-fun place full of unironic chuds

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The rdrama thread is actually pretty funny because half the posters are rightoids who feel the need to constantly joopost... And the other half are dramatards mocking them.

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!slots444

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Apparently he uses "negrates," idk what that is exactly but sounds like their version of downsorens

They're not really downsorens because they don't effect anything about how the post is displayed. They also still count for a post getting highlighted, a feature for people who just want to skim the 3000 page thread instead of reading every single comment. It's basically just saying that you disagree, the poster is dumb, or the poster is buttmad. It's like if we had more specific shit awards and they didn't cost anything. Of course, autists are prone to sneeding when being told that not everyone is in agreement with their 130 IQ takes.

Secret Watcher is a king and that thread is hilarious


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They also still count for a post getting highlighted, a feature for people who just want to skim the 3000 page thread instead of reading every single comment.

It's such a great feature, you can see all the shitty jokes and miss all of the actual info and drama that is catalogued in the threads from outside of KF.

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It's definitely hit or miss but whatareyougonnado :#marseyayy:


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You definitely don't want to edit the first few posts of the thread to contain links to updates so someone can catch up on the drama. That would be absurd.

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The good OPs do, but they gotta do it for free so you get the quality that you get :marseyshrug#:


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That's exactly how rdrama downvotes work just fyi.

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This guy can't be Geto. He actually upvotes sometimes.

force him to actually contribute to the forum he lives on for once

Imagine living on KiwiFarms. :marseyyikes:

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Why do they take themselves so seriously

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:#marseysmugautist:

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I never realized the Kiwis took their stickers so seriously. Interesting…

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:marseytwerking:

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:#marseykingkrazy:

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KF added an easter island head sticker like 6 months ago that for some reason (I don't understand their culture at all fyi) is supposed to indicate that someone is a boring political sperg. Their Happenings forum FREAKED OUT about it because it is the designated hole for all political spergs and the sticker would apply to 99.999% of the posts in there, so everyone was sticking it all over their r-slurred posts, so null had to ban the easter island head from that particular subforum.

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A few years ago there were were people sticker bombing (or whatever it was called) the comment history and every post of people they didn't like in the Articles and Happenings section of kiwifarms. Spamming them puzzle piece and trash can stickers.

Instead of Null and the top kiwis saying "lol rekt" to the whiners--- all negative stickers were removed from A&H

big whiners must be paypigs or smth

(I could be remembering this all completely wrong)


also I would say completely true and not too far out-there and also researched stuff on there and my first sticker would almost always determine the following stickers

First two stickers good because I got vistited by someone who likes to rate positively? Good stickers.

A grumpy neg-rater walks by my post first and gives me a puzzle peice? Kiwifarmers see that and think "I need to add my trash stickers and X stickers to that"

you can test it yourself by giving new comments neg ratings even if it's a good take-- and the poor random commenter will get trashed on his comment :marseyworried: It kind of feels like feeding ants to other ants :(

and you might get banned for doing that a lot, for he who controls the stickers controls the farm

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you can test it yourself by giving new comments neg ratings even if it's a good take

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:ragejak: THATS IT IM RUINED IM GETTING DADDY NULL

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:!#ragejak:

i've been thinking about that neurodivergent sticker pile on you instigated and.... yeah. It doesn't get to me at all, because I know I've been a respected user on this forum for a while now and I usually make tons of informative posts and break new information. I don't understand why you have chosen to negrate me multiple times, I'm starting to think you're trolling because you have no life. LOL, I know this is kiwifarms and we are heartless and not supposed to care and stuff but I say this with sincere concern: get something better to do with your time other than being completely obsessed with me.

Like darn, who would go on the internet and be that obsessed with a user they've never met to the point of searching out their posts and giving them multiple negratings for fun? Don't you own video games? It feels like some ppl have no buissness on this forum, and they don't get the culture at all. This would have never happened back when I joined the site five years ago. I'm not worried about the negative stickers I'm getting, I'm worried about the culture of kiwifarms as a whole. If you're going to give me puzzles, hats, and dumb stickers, write an informative comment explaining your position. Otherwise turn off your computer because this really ruins the level of discourse on the last free speech website on the internet. I'ts not because I'm mad, I actually feel really sorry for the people who are doing this. TBH, it's probably zoomers who are on prescription drugs who were raised by single mothers on an ipad. If that's you negrating me, I truly feel sorry for you. You were never given a chance in life, were you? Now you impotently rage with stickers instead of being able to talk about it like a real adult. Back in my day (and I'm not THAT old) we had to talk about things. Now people think they can just push buttons to push away words they don't like, all communication is lost. You negrated me. But you didn't just negrate me, this is a cog in a larger machine that illustrates several things. The west has fallen. But has kiwifarms fallen? I suppose if kiwifarms falls, we will know because that will be the day that the west trully falls. That last loadbearing beam sawed in half by your puzzle peice stickers on my post.

Trust me. It doesn't hurt me when you negrate for no reason. It hurts YOU. It hurts Kiwifarms. It hurts the internet. It hurts free speech.

Every time you negrate someone insincerely, the governments of the industrial world win and you kick cyberspace in the nuts. In fact, a month after I joined someone negrated me and did not provide an explanation and the next day, Febuary 7th 2018, John Perry Barlow died in his sleep. Coincidence?

anyway i reported the negrates to the mods

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>respected

>kf user

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kiwifarms has powerusers like anywhere else

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holy shit they are throwing :marseybreadcrumbing: a fit JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS REACTING TO POSTS? :xd:

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:#marseyrapscallion:

I love lurker endgame scenarios

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Kiwifarms needs to learn to have a sense of humour.

They're gonna have a stroke if they don't lower their blood pressure.

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How did :marseynull: create a community so full of self serious spergs when the site is dedicated to laughing at losers, half of which are self serious spergs themselves?

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Rightoids

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@Red ur not exacly a lurkcel but this reminded me of you.

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I’m not that based, I just spam upvotes because I’m nice :marseydepressed:

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This can't be real. Holy shit lmao.

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kiwis are assmad? what a shocker

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wtf is this even about? Power resides in those with stickers? what?

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:#donkeykonggrin:

Snapshots:

https://kiwifarms.net/members/secret-watcher.30104/:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-4#post-16171682:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-6#post-16173985:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-7#post-16177598:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-8#post-16177995:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-11#post-16178944:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-12#post-16179719:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-16#post-16188579:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-user-secret-watcher-on-the-ethics-of-using-post-reactions-without-posting-himself.163913/page-18#post-16194134:

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Shit, @snailslime got her sticker privileges taken away for a heck of a lot less, and she up and left. Yeah, take @secret watcher's away too, force him to actually contribute to the forum he lives on for once

Oh my god this is lethally gay

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

GetoGeto assimilates into KiwiFarms, generates 19 pages [350+ comments] of sneed https://rdrama.net/post/166879/marseyschizogetogetolove-getogeto-assimilates-into-kiwifarms-generates #ThBaeksangArtsAwards #sad #seethe

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Carp can we get a sticker update this donkey kong december?

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Also gosh darn dk has such good music this beat a bop

:dixiekongdancing::dixiekongguitar::donkeykongbass::diddykongboombox:

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