Bond dies lol

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Bond and Safin fight, during which Safin shoots Bond and infects him with nanobots programmed with the genetic code of Madeleine and Mathilde, so if Bond were to touch them again, he would kill them. Bond shoots Safin and opens the silos. Speaking by radio with Madeleine, Bond tells her he loves her; she confirms that Mathilde is his daughter. The missiles hit the island, destroying the nanobot factory and killing Bond.

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Was this written by Hideo Kojima after a traumatic brain injury?

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Nanomachines son

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Senator Armstrong was 100% in the right

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He just wanted to Make America Great Again

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It's literally FOXDIE, so probably.

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Yeah this is pretty blatant plagiarism. Even the whole island being bombed is part of the plot of Metal Gear Solid.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684136889919071.webp

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coming back to this because i have it pinned, it's amazing how movies are so shit they now rip off video game plots

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:#marseyagree:

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I'm Big Bond, and you are too

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Bond tells her he loves her

That's not James Bond, then.

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It tracks to Daniel Craig's Manlet Bond.

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Right? Bond would've just been like "Some times darkies gotta die for the queen" and gone on being 007

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"For England, James. For England, Alec"

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Remember when Bond was just a suave womaniser shooting commies?

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It truly has the gravitas of the profound deaths in "Star Trek: Generations."

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All of the TNG movies were garbage. A harbinger of what was to come with more pew-pew action shit.

First Contact makes me seethe the most though, the Borg Queen completely ruins the Borg hive mind. Picard is also reduced to a me-too esque crying cute twink "traumatized" by the Borg.

After seeing Robert and the rest of his family he was fine. He had multiple interactions and confrontations with the Borg afterwards, he even chose not to genocide them when the g*mers Geordi and Data came up with their big brain paradox loop to wipe them out (using another rehabilitated drone). Picard made peace with the issue there and chose not to wipe them out.

Heck, you had Sisko raging at Picard in the DS9 pilot because of the time he was assimilated, he didn't ball up crying like the Picard of First Contact would have. It's this r-slurred veneration of victimhood mindset that the r-slurred Picard reboot series amps up by a warp factor of 10.

The movies should have ended with The Undiscovered Country, it may have saved me from being such a turbo-autist. The only redeeming aspect of the TNG films is cucking Wil Wheaton so hard.

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Impressive. Normally people with such severe developmental disabilities struggle to write much more than a sentence or two. He really has exceded our expectations for the writing portion. Sadly the coherency of his writing, along with his abilities in the social skills and reading portions, are far behind his peers with similar disabilities.

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"muh borg hive mind!!! muh picard!!" :angry:


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Wrong the Borg queen is hot AF.

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I love me some magic with the word nano slapped in front

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James Bond is officially plagiarizing Metal Gear. What the frick man.

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