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Hit me!
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Done, king![:marseyking: :marseyking:](/e/marseyking.webp)
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I am curious
and I wonder
and I think
about if there
is a particular setting which lets you manually turn on Marsey
fication?
I love Marsey
with all my heart
and I wish everyone could speak in Marsey
speech!
I dont think
I am wrong
in this thought.
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as if the greedy
capy and fish would
allow such joy for free. Pay up, incel ![:marseyblops2chadcel2: :marseyblops2chadcel2:](/e/marseyblops2chadcel2.webp)
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No.
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this is Egyptmisia. Please
report
yourself
to the nearest goodthink education center.
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You Will Never
Be An Egyptian.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted
by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of natureβs perfection.
All the βvalidationβ you get is jackal-faced and heavy-hearted. Behind
your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted
and ashamed
of you, your βviziersβ laugh
at your dehydrated appearance behind
boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored
by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who βpassβ look uncanny
and unnatural to a scientist. Your skin decay
is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk
deity
to judge your soul, heβll turn tail and bolt the second
he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected brain
cavity.
You will never
be a star in the sky. You wrench
out a fake smile
every single
morning
and tell yourself
itβs going
to be ok, but deep under
your charcoal eyeliner you feel the depression
creeping up like a scarab, ready
to crush
you under
the unbearable weight.
Eventually itβll be too much to bear - youβll buy a solar
barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Theyβll bury you with a commoner's funerary papyrus, and nobody for the rest of eternity will ever know that a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay
and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your Ka is a skeleton
that is unmistakably mortal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There
is no turning back.
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π΄π΄π΄
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Thank you kind sir![:marseylove: :marseylove:](/e/marseylove.webp)
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