Reminder that she has hairy pits.
Note the new pizza lore: he has one (1) outfit for being seen in public !friendsofpizzashill
Reminder that she has hairy pits.
Note the new pizza lore: he has one (1) outfit for being seen in public !friendsofpizzashill
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That's a dude
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she's cute
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Where's the "I'm gay" option?
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You ain't gay around this piece of putsata, hombre. There's a reason they call her the Stump Grinder.
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Any option. If you even know what this is about you are extremely homosexual and should keep yourself safe
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That hasn’t stopped pizza from smashing so the question is valid for gaybros too
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Pizza isnt gay he is an incel and would smash any hole
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Sounds like you would pass r-slur
Just like a gay to bring it up whenever
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Um stfu homophobe
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I'm gay but it doesn't take much imagination to work out where my standards would be at if I was a strag. Would I smash this woman if she had a peepee? Absolutely.
In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.
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She’s cute
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TBH I thought she was a sexy indian dudette, so smash on the basis of exceeding my expectations.
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I'm holding out for pizza himself
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Pudgy, unfortunate thing. Looks like an adult child.
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Pizza pulls this?
for haters
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That's Pojom? I thought Pojom was the foid looking thing in that side bar image.
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I can fix her
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Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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My new favorite marsey
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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@pizzashill you into gettin cucked boy?
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I fail to see a downside.
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You can literally just shave them against her will
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I tell myself I don't have any disgusting fetishes, but that armpit stubble really does it for me. Not fully unshaved, but lazily shaved.
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Huh I expected Pojom to be a bit fatter.
Smash out of respect for the 1st Lady of Footlocker.
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That hair does not look maintained wtf.
Does nobody here know how to handle long hair?
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Her mirror is gross 🤭
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College tier apartment except they’re in their 30s
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pizzashill lives in place with hard water
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No bussy so pass
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Final Verdict: mid
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Smash bc she looks like i could bully and criticize her constantly and in front of houseguests/friends and she still would never leave. And also to cuck pizza
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lol armpit hairs
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Much better looking than I expected. About 1/3 the weight I expected.
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100% agree
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She looks way too old to be acting like she does, also hard pass
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Pizza and Pojom are 30 somethings that live like 22 year old college grads.
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Wait, pojum is actualy cute? I was picturing the weasel this whole time tbh. Except fatter and greasier. The dude is doing alright imo.
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bet she's sapiosexual and gets off to pizza's intellect
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more like saladsexual
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dwont make fun of peopwe's sexuality
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there is a 0% chance that Pizza doesn't get pegged on the regular lmao
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not bad tbh 6/10 maybe 6.75 on date night
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I would cuck the wife of any dramastrag
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Could care less about her pits- if she hasn't the sense to run a damp cloth over the mirror before taking a selfie then she's hitting the road.
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If this is POJOM she is objectively better looking than 90% of non-OF/thot internet foids. Good on ya Pizza, you're doing just fine. Keep living your best life.
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@pizzashill notice this truth
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Im not dipping in pizza's sloppy seconds
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She cute!
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No tits, meh physique.
Either this is the first time she went to a rock concert (or any) for millennial boomers or she really is r-slurred
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i dont think its appropriate to be talking about women like this, much less one of our friends partners. you should delete this.
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i agree
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!fellas
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The mirror? I can smell this picture. Pass
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jfc a bottle of windex is like 3 bucks
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Built for BBC (is what I would say if I were American, which I am not)
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With a name like Pojom I thought she was a street shitter
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Imagine unironically believing this is real
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She’s not is she?
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Meh.
If she was funny and showed interest, sure.
Not good-looking enough for a tic-tac tho.
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Also clean that darn toothpaste vomit from your mirror, @pizzashill
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She looks like she fricks dogs
!chuds !nonchuds !nooticers !cuteandvalid !lgbt !chasers !pings !downvoters !r-slurs !g*mers !anime !zoomers !edgelords !bottoms !bardfinn
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stop
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!chuds !nonchuds !nooticers !cuteandvalid !lgbt !chasers !pings !downvoters !r-slurs !g*mers !anime !zoomers !edgelords !bottoms !bardfinn
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Transform your Marseys!
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Would not
Inb4 "droolcord nonsense"
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I knew it!
I knew this was an Al/Peggy Bundy pairing! I’ll bet all my DC that she doesn’t take Pizza’s shit and Pizza hates foids but has a soft spot for her.
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How old is this foid? She looks worse than my foid but
younger in the face. So smash only to cuck pizza if that's true.Edit
On second thought she might not look younger in the face. But at least she's not fat
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!chuds upmarsey this post and pizzashill will give you good luck
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It looks like he fried his brain on benzos.
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Who is this seriously i dont belueve thats pizzashill
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What phenotype is this?
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Stim
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Kitty slayer
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FAS
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Unironic autismo cutie?
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Considering how Pizza has talked about her I would def pass.
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Pass, but only out of respect for Pizza
!friendsofpizzashill
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Pass because enabling infidelity is morally wrong.
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There he goes dramanuts, the last honourable man.
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Same, our rightoid dunking king must be respected.
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Same
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