If you think about it, diapers are the most practical and functional type of underwear because you can pee yourself and nobody will know. When you pee yourself while wearing regular underwear or no underwear then you make a wet spot and a puddle on the floor.
My question is, as they are by far the most practical and functional type of underwear, then why don't more people wear diapers?
I think diapers are badass and old people wear diapers because diapers are a sign of rebellion and a sign that you just don't give a shit about going to the bathroom and they have just stopped giving a shit because they have better things to do and there is nothing more badass than peeing yourself and not caring.
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is this an elaborate way to brag about your diaper fetish
also they don't just magically whisk it away, you're still sitting in pee
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If you really think about it, there is nothing more badass than peeing yourself and not giving a shit.
Like and is anything I said wrong?
All I am saying is that diapers are a practical type of underwear.
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I mean, I never said I wore diapers.
Just that they were functional and practical.
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even with this r-slurred logic no. you still have to dispose of them which is both more environmentally harmful and more effort than just using a potty in the first place. and then there's still the sitting in your own piss/shit aspect which is disgusting and can be unhealthy
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All I am saying is that pottys are a social construct and peeing yourself is a sign of rebellion against the rules and systems in place to keep us mentally enslaved.
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If you let it stick around, then you have a wet crotch and it turns into a rash. So you piss yourself, then run off to a bathroom to remove the diaper, clean the piss off yourself and put on a new one. Very functional & practical.
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Do you know that from experience?
Very cool.
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This is why when a baby pisses its diaper you have to change it immediately. Then you put baby powder all over them. Lots of fun, and def something I'd want to do to myself all the time.
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This is literal parenting 101 shit but you definitely have no clue about this.
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Using a diaper is a desperate attempt to stay within the rules and systems while showing you're too weak to commit to your pathetic rebellion. It's as much of a rebellion as putting BLM in your twitter bio.
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just piss in your yard if you want to be rebellious
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That is illegal though and can get you placed on the s*x offender registry.
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not on your own private property as long as no one can see you
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Next time you're in public you should find the most expensive car you can and take a shit on its hood.
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Rude
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It's OK, they deserve it for being able to afford nicer things than me
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I appreciate what you're saying but I just can't imagine diapers are absorbent (or scent-masking) enough to let me really not give a shit. We need better tech. Something air-tight but nearly weightless, without the misery of a urinary catheter. I'm thinking like a balloon or condom that covers your urethra without penetrating it. I don't know how to build it though I'm just an ideas guy.
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this is what u looking for neighbor
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Personally I think it's more badass to just drop your pants and go where ever. Like an unhoused chad. Wearing a diaper is a cucked attempt at conforming to the rules.
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