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Iโ€™m a straight man who married a dude. AMA! : askgaybros

https://old.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/13xc8gy/im_a_straight_man_who_married_a_dude_ama?sort=controversial

Iโ€™m a straight man who married a dude. AMA!

I married him, because I joined the Air Force, and if youโ€™re married, you get housing pay and permission to live off base. He gets free healthcare.

Heโ€™s my best friend whoโ€™s forever single and has mad health issues, including recurring prostate cancer.

Edit: Per the suggestion of u/oceanicolas, Iโ€™m giving out a massive thanks to the huge amount of gay activists and lawyers whoโ€™ve fought for marriage equality for decades, as well as the feminist lawyers in the 70s who sought to use the Equal Rights Amendment to legalize gay marriage.

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:#marseykingkrazy: >I was going to not answer this for a second, but frick it. Weโ€™ve experimented together, but aside from him blowing me a few times, nothing much really has happened.

:#marseykingkrazy:

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>a few times

:marseyflushzoomzoom:

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Its only gay if you bottom or suck

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He said "no homo" after so it's fine

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So long as the balls didn't touch

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How would that happen when he is sucking your peepee? Are blowjobs by definition no homo?

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Not gay if he wears lipstick

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Just practicing for girls haha right bros?

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Women can date a thousand men and still call themselves gay, but I suck peepee ONE TIME

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Lmao this is what happens when you're gay and you've got homophobic parents.

Uhhh no dad it's just a paper marriage for healthcare reasons. Yes it means I can never date or frick women so of course we suck and frick each other to release that sexual tension but we're 100% straight!

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Straightest airman

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Only gay to get fricked, not to frick.

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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:#marseykingkrazy: im still the better king:#marseykingkrazy:

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