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β€œSo sorry about your job, but on the bright side, with the creativity you’ve shown in this perfect video, I’m sure a better job will come to you soon,” another said.

Simps :marseydisgust:

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We could use hundreds of tiktoks of dudes investing in crypto only to lose it all and film their reactions

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You could also read this as sarcasm tbf

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You gotta fire them that way so they don't make a scene and are less likely to kill themselves.

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I got a sweet severance package when I got laid off and it was unironically such a good thing

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It is my dream to be laid off (for reasons not related to my performance).

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Mom says I get to post this next week


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I dont pay enough attention to know if something was already posted

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So many layoffs are starting, it’s kind of scary. I’ve mentioned this before but my company had layoffs last month and thankfully it dovetailed perfectly with a new start date but it was a very stressful couple of months with the uncertainty of job hunting. I was very fortunate.

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My company got rid of the agile coaches and other useless roles. It was amazing.

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Being a project manager (whether that's an "agile coach" or "scrum master" or "Trello fellator" or whatever the newest buzzword is) is literally the easiest job in the world, which is why they gatekeep it with all these useless certifications. I gotta get my PMP sometime so I can get in on this grift

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I have three projects I am spearheading. I am doing 95% of the work on all three. There are 7 project managers. I am in leadership and my goal by next quarter is to have all 7 removed.

All meetings have been recorded and i have every PM asking me to do their job while admitting, "teehee i dont know what im doing here, im so out of my depth".

OUT.

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That fricking enrages me. At least have the civility to pretend that you are adding value

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That would be worse in my field; you just cant fake it. You see people occasionally try but it literally doesn't last past a sentence or two.

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I hate this, I'll be trying to slack a bit but then I'll be reporting anticipated progress as if it's real and realize I'm saying something I don't know for sure.

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Companies have very bloated departments that are unnecessary. Effectivization of the workplace occurs each time when company reviews what they need and don't need.

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Look at US debt to revenue ratio over time, dark times ahead lolololol

I just quit my job though idgaf most people are so incompetent honestly its empowering

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I'm just hoping that medical care becomes self serve with AI by the time I need to rely on it, otherwise I'm fricked relying on zoomers

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  1. lmao

  2. β€œThere are 16 hours outside of a 9 to 5 that you can use however you want,” she clapped back. But i thought due to capitalism, everyone is too tired to cook and only have 30 minutes of me time per day, after chores and commuting.

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person posts a video of them getting fired - dumb and performative

person writes an article about the video - why, so fricking dumb

person reads the article and then posts it here for people to comment on - straight up r-slurred, I fricking hate the internet

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:#marseyouroboros:

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shit goes in

shit comes out

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Part of me is glad to be out of this extremely toxic environment

Every single person handles rejection by pretending they're better off. If the environment was extremely toxic and you had so much talent and job prospects, why didn't you just find another job before this?

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Rare HR win.

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>I am human and this does not make me any less amazing or valuable or smart.

To tell zem, queen!

Don't forget to set up a GoFundMe and an OnlyFans

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Old news :marseysleep:

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I swear to god I'm starting to hate the word cope, it's getting up there with based and "king shit" on my list of stuff that internetstrags say way too much

The other day I made the case that just having kids doesn't mean you're contributing to society and the copestrags came out of the woodwork there too, as if it's not possible to not be a permavirgin and also question whether filling a kitty with baby batter is actually an accomplishment

I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that there's a lot of projection going on around here. If you can only ever hope to c*m inside someone twice in your life I guess getting them pregnant would seem like more of an accomplishment

Anyway, where am I? Oh, right, we were talking about fatties

Frick it, I'm gonna take my meds and go out for my daily run

Because I'm not fat, you see, but I am a schizo

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