@SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER's comment on 'Pathetic simps of rdrama found a new "queen" to worship. Very sad to watch. :marseytabletired2:'

So apparently the leader of the Pathetic Simps of Rdrama (PSoR), Carp, has invited a new "queen" to the website:

https://rdrama.net/post/175723/marseymindblown/4280451

Naturally, those pathetic creatures started fighting for her attention. Both in that thread and on her profile wall: https://rdrama.net/@PlsNope

So, who is she*, who are they simping for? Let's find out. I want to note that all the screenshots in this post are from the first page of her reddit profile.

^{* - Her biological s*x remains unconfirmed.}

She's an insecure foid who frequently posts on /r/FreeCompliment

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13w1ttf/my_hair_color_has_finally_settled_in/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13ufhrg/i_finally_settled_on_a_new_hair_color/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13gqcww/id_appreciate_some_nice_words_since_im_not_good/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13d2y6a/could_use_a_confidence_boost_thank_you/?sort=controversial

She's looking for friends on /r/MakeNewFriendsHere

https://old.reddit.com/r/MakeNewFriendsHere/comments/13rreey/25f_anyone_want_to_be_a_nice_distraction_from/?sort=controversial

She's "frustrated at getting hit on and feeling creeped out by guys at a MtG event"

Despite her constant cries for attention, she's apparently getting too much of it:

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/13mc3y6/please_dont_hit_on_the_women_you_get_paired/?sort=controversial

Not gonna lie, if this is real, this guy is pretty based: :marseykneel:

https://old.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/13quugi/i_posted_about_being_frustrated_at_getting_hit_on/?sort=controversial

Summary

This is the kind of women the Pathetic Simps of Rdrama (PSoR) simp for. This is NOT a good look for Carp. Frankly, at this point, I think a honorable suicide is his only way out.

:#marseycarp41:

@pizzashill I want to hear your take on this.

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Stoicpeace He/Him KWAB 10mo ago #4281380

Every scrote who left a comment on her profile wall should be publicly lynched. :#hanging2:

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Shrigmasex lol/lmao Stoicpeace 10mo ago #4281442

I questioned if it was a carp alt I will not get lynched for that :marseys#hrug:

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BussydoFollower Gay/Chud rDrama #1 Sinophobe and TCD advocate Shrigmasex 10mo ago #4281512

No but you don't need to ask that question anyway.

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Shrigmasex lol/lmao BussydoFollower 10mo ago #4281700

Come on its the perfect situation to make an alt and troll rdrama (yes i am still miffed abt falling for heymoons troll response)

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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind ☆POSITIVE VIBE ZONE★ Shrigmasex 10mo ago #4282077 Edited 10mo ago

>person is featured in a thread

>X comments about lol bring this person here

>person is brought here

>endless meltdowns and genuine rage at them until they leave

Every fucking time.

We’ll get bardfinn to make an account one day by tricking her into thinking it’s a real anti hate site or something and immediately 50 of you will just start spamming KYS TRANNY. There’s even precedent from the other ridiculous trains we’ve painstakingly lured here.

If it’s not the :marseytransrentfree: crowd about a train it’s the incels in denial about a woman. Gay men avoid the place because they’re men and too smart to join.

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Bellicose-Twink kill/carp The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER 10mo ago #4282762

trains we’ve painstakingly lured here.

Gay men avoid the place because they're men and too smart to join.

>implying trains aren't men

!nooticers, Carp has officially come out as a Trans Ally! :marseywholesometrans:

One of you should inform chuds and non-chuds of this development.

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Red_Shill drip/dropped I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught ya SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER 10mo ago #4283049

Is she gone now? If so, can you do me a favor and send her this ring I bought her?

From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.

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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind ☆POSITIVE VIBE ZONE★ Red_Shill 10mo ago #4283075

I just checked and she signed in 10 minutes ago and just made a comment now about leaving because the userbase is pathetic and just says the same thing over and over

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Red_Shill drip/dropped I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught ya SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER 10mo ago #4283105

Oh no. Please send her this for me then, it’s precious to me but I hope she may return it in time

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SexyFartMan69 shart/pants eatin' äss :marseyslurp:

smokin' grass :marseywhelmed:

SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER 10mo ago #4283015

U sound genuinely mad

keep yourself safe

Grue check/bio Not liable for the stories you tell about me SexyFartMan69 10mo ago #4283164

He’s not mad, just disappointed. You’re supposed to be better than Redditors.

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Grue 10mo ago #4283570

Bb we are redditors

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Grue check/bio Not liable for the stories you tell about me SexyFartMan69 10mo ago #4284248

Okay now I’m mad :marseymad:

Bite down

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Shrigmasex lol/lmao SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER 10mo ago #4282170 Edited 10mo ago

Bipoc i am not agreeing with the chase them away part, and i'll agree i was wrong abt the alt part.

But srsly you cant really stop the incel spam or keep yourself safe :marseytrain: spam, unless you shut off their profile wall and dms. The comment responses have a mix of the spam plus people interacting. Also throw in a deflector ig along with the checkmark.

sirpingsalot he/him Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or my thoughts on age of consent laws SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER 10mo ago #4282908 Edited 10mo ago

This is actually a real problem. Rdrama (surprisingly) has a much higher population of attractive women than Reddit, and I'd like to keep it that way. If we let incels rage at the newest hottie to join our ranks then we're basically shooting ourselves in the foot because we're driving away cute foids in favor of angry incels. But at the same time, free speech is important and what makes rdrama unique, so incels have a right to rage out as much as anybody.

Here's a question I have: why do we even know a hot foid is on here? Like I wouldn't even know whom most of you are by your usernames alone. I've shared my pics with precisely two people on this website, and I feel nervous about even that miniscule amount of trust.

Maybe the solution is for the mods to just let her secretly change her username this one time so that she can operate anonymously going forwards. That way we still have hot foids here but the angry incels won't know whom they are and they'll just have to harass random people. But if she publically drops her pictures or her identity again, then we can assume that she actually enjoys the attention and we don't have to have any sympathy for her when she also gets some angry incel rants in between all the simpery, because the price of good attention is that you'll also get bad attention.