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Pathetic simps of rdrama found a new "queen" to worship. Very sad to watch. :marseytabletired2:

So apparently the leader of the Pathetic Simps of Rdrama (PSoR), Carp, has invited a new "queen" to the website:

https://rdrama.net/post/175723/marseymindblown/4280451

Naturally, those pathetic creatures started fighting for her attention. Both in that thread and on her profile wall: https://rdrama.net/@PlsNope

So, who is she*, who are they simping for? Let's find out. I want to note that all the screenshots in this post are from the first page of her reddit profile.

* - Her biological s*x remains unconfirmed.

She's an insecure foid who frequently posts on /r/FreeCompliment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685866225960761.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13w1ttf/my_hair_color_has_finally_settled_in/?sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16858662261456344.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13ufhrg/i_finally_settled_on_a_new_hair_color/?sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16858662265462124.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13gqcww/id_appreciate_some_nice_words_since_im_not_good/?sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16858662267266116.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13d2y6a/could_use_a_confidence_boost_thank_you/?sort=controversial

She's looking for friends on /r/MakeNewFriendsHere

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685866226911999.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/MakeNewFriendsHere/comments/13rreey/25f_anyone_want_to_be_a_nice_distraction_from/?sort=controversial

She's "frustrated at getting hit on and feeling creeped out by guys at a MtG event"

Despite her constant cries for attention, she's apparently getting too much of it:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16858662270173016.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/13mc3y6/please_dont_hit_on_the_women_you_get_paired/?sort=controversial

Not gonna lie, if this is real, this guy is pretty based: :marseykneel:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16858662271523476.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/13quugi/i_posted_about_being_frustrated_at_getting_hit_on/?sort=controversial

Summary

This is the kind of women the Pathetic Simps of Rdrama (PSoR) simp for. This is NOT a good look for Carp. Frankly, at this point, I think a honorable suicide is his only way out.

:#marseycarp41:

@pizzashill I want to hear your take on this.

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Every scrote who left a comment on her profile wall should be publicly lynched.:#hanging2:

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I questioned if it was a carp alt I will not get lynched for that :marseys#hrug:

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No but you don't need to ask that question anyway.

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Come on its the perfect situation to make an alt and troll rdrama (yes i am still miffed abt falling for heymoons troll response)

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i thougght @bbbblack was real for way too long

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Ive been banned from talking to her :(

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16858851198991127.webp

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>Found 26 Coins!

Ah frick it really is Carp's will

:mars#eyrope:

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26 will be added shortly

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685901355933291.webp

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:marseyver#yworried:

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Along with those who checked her profile.

Couldn't be me

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:#marseymagdump:

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Youre the one who mentioned her wall, bruh. Gonna have to assume you seen it. :marseyxd:

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YOU SEEN IT?

YOU KEEP YOURSELF SAFE YET?

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Not yet, but you should verify to be sure :marseysmug2:

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I only ironically asked her about mistborn (bookscirclejerk antichrist) :marseycry:

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Absolutely disgusting to allow this blatant display of straggotry during pride month. :marseysjw:

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WE'RE HERE, WE'RE SIMPS, GET USED TO IT

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there is a cure :snipsnip:

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@August straggotry

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@August is my friend and would never lay a hand against me :marseyindignant:

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Well I gave @August travel tips for Australia, so it all evens out

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was it just stay tf away bc i can give those tips 2 bb

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l1EthPYthDM7DE9RS/giphy.webp

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I couldn't make it thorough that linked thread, just too much cringe. :marseycringe:

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I identify her as male and thus it's gay, ok?

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She’s got that β€œwhite chick who wasn’t popular in high school and thinks she’s way hotter than she actually is so copes with online attention and getting into nerdy shit” look to her

:#marseydisagree::#marseydisagree:

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psychoanalyzing this hard is a white women trait

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>Not popular with normies

>Get unrestricted internet access

>A bunch of g*mers with low standards will say whatever you want to get attention back

>You gain an inflated sense of self importance

Tale as old as time.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685874728238139.webp

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Woah, she lives near me! What's her @?

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!zoomers btfo'd

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>Plays Mtg

>Thinks she isn't low value

Yeah, we got ourselves an r-slur.

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mtg players ain't lv 😭😭at least the moids ain't 😀😀

!nerds @Dramacel @Pog @dunceonmaster @ForeclosedIndustry

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I had a roommate ask me to clear out for a night because he was gonna bring a chick back and i was like "yeah sure im leaving anyway" and i went to a punk show two blocks away and i had to shit but the single stall bathroom was long so i just went home to my own bathroom because it was faster and he shouldnt have been there either yet and when i walked in he was playing magic with three other dudes

So uh. Yeah

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My entire friendgroup played MtG in HS and every single one turned out LV.

Not me tho I post on http://rdrama.net.

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My bf was a pro-level MtG player who was bored by the game and women so he be came a bussy hunter:marseyflufflylove:

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All moids are lv though

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Magic players are the cucks of the table top gaming space. Your inability to not spend half of your paycheck allowance on boosters subsidizes literally every other table top game out there.

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I think MtG is bad and much prefer Yu-Gi-Oh :marseybeantonguepoke:

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Personally I prefer Weiss Schwarz

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That you would. Go check out the alternative card games general on /tg/, I'm sure you can find people to play it with there.

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Nah lol I dont play it. I did buy a display of date a live boosters though, and I pulled a very rare card and then posted it on the weiss schwarz subreddit asking how rare it is to dunk on them :marseysmug3:

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You're right, MtGcels aren't LV.

They're NV.

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:chudglassesglow: trying to cast invoke despair on my empty board eh Penny?

:chudglassesglow: Heh heh don’t you know? Us Blue mages always have a trick up our sleeve ?

:marseychudhermione: it’s over pog, you have no mana to cast even the most pathetic of counterspells. And even if you could, you still have to reckon with my nigh unremovable True Name Nemesis Surrender now and I may let you keep your best card. (It’s yugioh battle city rules for some reason).

:chudglassesglow: smirks fat chance. i discard the great ape spirit, Simian Spirit Guide, granting me one red mana at instant speed!

:marseychudhermione: the spirit guide? In a blue deck? What trickery is this?

:chudglassesglow: heh, now what will you say when I discard another one?

:marseychudhermione: 2 red mana? Cease this nonsense at once!

:chudglassesglow: and for my last trick, I discard a third spirit guide, granting me 3 red mana! But that’s not all!

:chudglassesglow: I play the oft overlooked red spell, Shunt. With this little guy, I can change the target of a spell with a single target. With Shunt, I SEND THE INVOKE DESPAIR BACK ONTO ITS OWNER!

:marseychudhermione: Na-Nani??!!?

:chudglassesglow: You have all but lost 😑
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859060113303216.webp πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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Penny

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No.

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tbf i only kno dramacel poggy n pphands play n i like those nikkas a lot πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ₯°

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I don't even play MTG but it's still nice to see you being positive, accepting and affirming. You do a good job of embodying the best aspects of christianity, thank you for being you :#marseyandjesus:

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Ty Penny :marseylove:

I play but rly casually. I taught all my brothers and sisters and really only play with them but they got sick of it because I wipe the floor with them every time :marseysad: it’s my chess phase all over again :marseycry:

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100% that energy :marseylovekaamrev:

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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u sound gay

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She has that specific Nordic phenotype that makes her both overly neurodivergent and needlessly haughty which so many people find attractive. Nonetheless, I'm impressed that she made an account here among all the misogynists since not many people can handle the language and hate - especially women (or incels).

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I think she's pretty but the amount of makeup :marseycringe: Seeing simping is never pleasant :marseydisagreefast:

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Can you elaborate on this Nordic phenotype? Is this why I’m :marseyautism: as frick and people say I look stuck up? I didn’t know that this was a thing :marseymindblown:

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I would never say you are stuck up. :daydream:

Although people say you're neurodivergent as frick because you're genuinely neurodivergent as frick.

Also, have you never looked at 'true' Nordic people? Germans are born with inherent autism but Fins and Swedes have the kind of turboautism that makes everyone else look normal. In fact, I think the rate of neurodivergent people is the highest over there and I can immediately spot them (or their descendants) by painfully scrolling through their online comment history hahaha.

The changing faces of autism: The fluctuating international diagnostic criteria and the resulting inclusion and exclusionβ€”A Norwegian perspective

It is no secret that the global number of children diagnosed with autism has increased substantially the last decades (57). Norway, as well as other Scandinavian countries, is no different. Indeed, the Norwegian health registries have reported that 0.9% of children have received an ASD diagnosis by the age of 12 (58). In Sweden, 0.40, 1.74, 2.46, and 1.76% among 0–5, 6–12, 13–17, and 18–27 year olds, respectively, are considered to have an autism diagnosis (59). These authors explain the increase in percentages by the raise of societal awareness and awareness of diagnostic criteria. This suggests that autism has always been among us but has been conceptualized wrongly or mistaken with other disorders since the beginning as discussed earlier. In Denmark, the situation is similar and 1.5% of children have an autism diagnosis by the age of 10 years old (60). The fact that these numbers are substantial highlights both the prevalence of this disorder and the importance of an accurate diagnosis so that the children in question get the help they need.

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:#marseysunglassesoff:

So I’d probably vibe better with the general public if my grandparents had stayed in the old country? I never knew there was an autism diaspora. I’m going to keep looking into this, it’s pretty darn interesting :marseynotes:

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Hope she doesn't whoa neighbor this bro.

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Phenotype or no they say it because it's true.

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Dramatards are probably less insane than the Redditors that usually harass her tbh

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Looks more Finnish, who are not Nords, they're basically Chinamen

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FRICK WOMEN AND FRICK JANNIES

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:#marseygivecrown:

You dropped this king

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The only correct take in this thread

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