@buttbutt's comment on 'Pathetic simps of rdrama found a new "queen" to worship. Very sad to watch. :marseytabletired2:'

So apparently the leader of the Pathetic Simps of Rdrama (PSoR), Carp, has invited a new "queen" to the website:

https://rdrama.net/post/175723/marseymindblown/4280451

Naturally, those pathetic creatures started fighting for her attention. Both in that thread and on her profile wall: https://rdrama.net/@PlsNope

So, who is she*, who are they simping for? Let's find out. I want to note that all the screenshots in this post are from the first page of her reddit profile.

^{* - Her biological s*x remains unconfirmed.}

She's an insecure foid who frequently posts on /r/FreeCompliment

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13w1ttf/my_hair_color_has_finally_settled_in/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13ufhrg/i_finally_settled_on_a_new_hair_color/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13gqcww/id_appreciate_some_nice_words_since_im_not_good/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13d2y6a/could_use_a_confidence_boost_thank_you/?sort=controversial

She's looking for friends on /r/MakeNewFriendsHere

https://old.reddit.com/r/MakeNewFriendsHere/comments/13rreey/25f_anyone_want_to_be_a_nice_distraction_from/?sort=controversial

She's "frustrated at getting hit on and feeling creeped out by guys at a MtG event"

Despite her constant cries for attention, she's apparently getting too much of it:

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/13mc3y6/please_dont_hit_on_the_women_you_get_paired/?sort=controversial

Not gonna lie, if this is real, this guy is pretty based: :marseykneel:

https://old.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/13quugi/i_posted_about_being_frustrated_at_getting_hit_on/?sort=controversial

Summary

This is the kind of women the Pathetic Simps of Rdrama (PSoR) simp for. This is NOT a good look for Carp. Frankly, at this point, I think a honorable suicide is his only way out.

:#marseycarp41:

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ILIKECATS mar/sey :#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove: 11mo ago #4281295 Edited 11mo ago

She’s got that “white chick who wasn’t popular in high school and thinks she’s way hotter than she actually is so copes with online attention and getting into nerdy shit” look to her

:#marseydisagree:

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buttbutt alpha/male ILIKECATS 11mo ago #4281323

>Plays Mtg

>Thinks she isn't low value

Yeah, we got ourselves an r-slur.

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Penny sad/ness :marseychudnny:

buttbutt 11mo ago #4281362 Edited 11mo ago

mtg players ain't lv 😭😭at least the moids ain't 😤😤

!nerds @Dramacel @Pog @dunceonmaster @ForeclosedIndustry

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buttbutt alpha/male Penny 11mo ago #4281543

Magic players are the cucks of the table top gaming space. Your inability to not spend half of your ~~paycheck~~ allowance on boosters subsidizes literally every other table top game out there.

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Genius 300/IQ Ted is a child, string me up Penny 11mo ago #4281629

I had a roommate ask me to clear out for a night because he was gonna bring a chick back and i was like "yeah sure im leaving anyway" and i went to a punk show two blocks away and i had to shit but the single stall bathroom was long so i just went home to my own bathroom because it was faster and he shouldnt have been there either yet and when i walked in he was playing magic with three other dudes

So uh. Yeah

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SCD they/them Penny 11mo ago #4281399

My entire friendgroup played MtG in HS and every single one turned out LV.

Not me tho I post on http://rdrama.net.

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batwifemale boy/wife Destroy my butthole desu :marseyfemboypat:

SCD 11mo ago #4283043

My bf was a pro-level MtG player who was bored by the game and women so he be came a bussy hunter :marseyflufflylove:

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DKWasRightAboutKremlings insh/allah النساء البيض يمارسن الجنس مع الكلاب Penny 11mo ago #4281400

All moids are lv though

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DeepKeepShill deep/sea/poster :marseysubmarine:

Penny 11mo ago #4281675

Found 1 Lottershe Tickets!

I think MtG is bad and much prefer Yu-Gi-Oh :marseybeantonguepoke:

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ILoveChapose Asuna/Kirito I would kill to kill a waifu. DeepKeepShill 11mo ago #4281730

Personally I prefer Weiss Schwarz

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ILoveChapose 11mo ago #4281745

That you would. Go check out the alternative card games general on /tg/, I'm sure you can find people to play it with there.

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ILoveChapose Asuna/Kirito I would kill to kill a waifu. DeepKeepShill 11mo ago #4281834

Nah lol I dont play it. I did buy a display of date a live boosters though, and I pulled a very rare card and then posted it on the weiss schwarz subreddit asking how rare it is to dunk on them :marseysmug3:

Qar butt/naked Trans Inclusionary Radical Misogynist Penny 11mo ago #4281625

You're right, MtGcels aren't LV.

They're NV.

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Pog Pog/gers Penny 11mo ago #4282553 Edited 11mo ago

:chudglassesglow: trying to cast invoke despair on my empty board eh Penny?

:chudglassesglow: Heh heh don’t you know? Us Blue mages always have a trick up our sleeve ?

:marseychudhermione: it’s over pog, you have no mana to cast even the most pathetic of counterspells. And even if you could, you still have to reckon with my nigh unremovable True Name Nemesis Surrender now and I may let you keep your best card. (It’s yugioh battle city rules for some reason).

:chudglassesglow: smirks fat chance. i discard the great ape spirit, Simian Spirit Guide, granting me one red mana at instant speed!

:marseychudhermione: the spirit guide? In a blue deck? What trickery is this?

:chudglassesglow: heh, now what will you say when I discard another one?

:marseychudhermione: 2 red mana? Cease this nonsense at once!

:chudglassesglow: and for my last trick, I discard a third spirit guide, granting me 3 red mana! But that’s not all!

:chudglassesglow: I play the oft overlooked red spell, Shunt. With this little guy, I can change the target of a spell with a single target. With Shunt, I SEND THE INVOKE DESPAIR BACK ONTO ITS OWNER!

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Pog 11mo ago #4283991

🥺😭😭

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tempest me/me Penny 11mo ago #4282459

Penny

No.

tempest 11mo ago #4283995

tbf i only kno dramacel poggy n pphands play n i like those nikkas a lot 🤷🏾‍♀️🥰

MerrySwishmas huge/cock Penny 11mo ago #4281746

I don't even play MTG but it's still nice to see you being positive, accepting and affirming. You do a good job of embodying the best aspects of christianity, thank you for being you :#marseyandjesus:

Shellshock gabe/itch :marseysheepdog:

‘twould be simpler for all to be marseys and dogs :marseywave:

Penny 11mo ago #4287371

Ty Penny :marseylove:

I play but rly casually. I taught all my brothers and sisters and really only play with them but they got sick of it because I wipe the floor with them every time :marseysad: it’s my chess phase all over again :marseycry: