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EFFORTPOST Can a single man convince r/HobbyDrama migrants to join rdrama? The answer may surprise you :marseyitsoverwereback:

So, /r/hobbydrama is going private indefinitely or something and a lot of people in their community are upset. In yesterday's thread I (and many other users) had the ingenious idea of inviting some of them to this place. In case you are unaware, most of the best posters on this site (if not all of them) are previous /r/HobbyDrama long posters. There's @dont_log_me_out, @ticktocktrain, @loli_esports, me, @kaamrev, and perhaps the most known being @PlsNope. Also, if I had to guess I'd say that at least half of this site regularly reads /r/Hobbydrama's weekly scruffle post which usually contains a bunch of short threads dedicated to certain topics. These stem from niche drama in Otaku culture to discussing whether Abby Shapiro's or Milana Vayntrub's breasts are larger. In both cases, the answer and all arguments are meaningless hevel that stems from those discussions being a nothingburger deluxe but you haven't really lived until you have discussed recent patch changes in Final Fantasy or something and how you're totally going to quit this time.

Hence, it was finally my time to reach out to our distant yet so close brothers and sisters and lead them to the promised golden land of rdrama's effortposters. I tried at least a couple of different approaches and thanks to my unconstrained autism I have somehow managed to at least get them to check out this site. Unfortunately for me (and for this site) the drama community already has a very negative reputation even amongst the longposting neurodivergents of /r/HobbyDrama which made this entire endeavour a lot more strenuous than expected, but see for yourself:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555573025618.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555574152734.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855557473363.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555575427935.webp

At this point the discussion swapped to different online places they can migrate to. One of these is called lemmy which is a link aggregator for the fediverse. You shouldn't really know what this means unless you spend your free time posting questionable young anime girls but lemmy (like all online discussion platforms) has some issues too. In fact, they quickly dropped the idea after seeing this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555575919492.webp

Consequently, rdrama seems like a much better place, r-right? So I got many of them to check out the site ... BUT there was a post calling /r/hobbydrama users neurodivergent on the frontpage that you can not miss and all hope was immediately lost :marseyitsover::

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555576535864.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555578231776.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855557862621.webp

Also, they literally got filtered by one of the rules (Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555579466934.webp

:marseybaitretard:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855558138707.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855558222047.webp

@jesus got his own shoutout :marseyxd::

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555582921522.webp

In maybe my favorite screenshot two of them are confused by mundane rdrama lingo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555583374684.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855558494748.webp

And to end this discussion, someone told a totally true story about reading hobbydrama at a conveyer belt sushi bar only to get harassed by a troublesome /r/4chan user:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555586084862.webp


Nevertheless, I don't think we are that different from them. Their weird obsession with the Danish belle @\PlsNope is very similar to ours. Apparently, she was a regular among their weekly scruffle threads and she has (rightfully) gained a couple of followers due to her Chris Hansen post that were shocked at her quick assimilation into the dramaverse. Does this mean she was an undercover agent the entire time or that drama users aren't a hardcore gatekeeping cvlt as we keep to say? Who knows really, it's funny either way:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555566014886.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855556661074.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555571291726.webp


Anyway, I don't think all hope is lost as some of them have retained the ability to see how good the underlying framework of this site is claiming they could steal the framework and make it their own.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555586909556.webp

>literally it's hilarious that its both the best and worst site I've seen yet

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855558815168.webp


So in summary I have failed to achieve something although the fundaments for a blossoming friendship between /r/hobbydrama migrants and /r/drama rejects are definitely within tangible reach.

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I'd turn Abbys stove on for the Sabbath if you know what I mean.

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I think milanas are bigger, but I'd rather frick Abby.

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  • BazballShill : her tits were leaked back in '14 and no they aren't huge

I'm 99% sure the main pic on Milana's page isn't even her. But yeah they're huge.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868652957119625.webp

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Where did that picture come from?

:#marseybooba:

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My goon cave

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I'm so confused why this exists. Wasn't she super pissy about being sexualized even in her Atnt ads?

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Yeah she shoves her tits in your face but you're not supposed to actually look. Such is the twisted logic of the female brain.

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She was fine with wearing revealing stuff in her public appearances riiiiiiiight up until the moment dirty incels started making "milkies" comments on her socials

:marseymanysuchcases:

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@BitwardenShill

Post the links.

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I'm pretty sure they were never leaked. Anyway, they are demonstrably huge.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869288216522865.webp

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:marseybooba: holy shit

I’ve never even heard of this girl before but she’s hotter than Abby

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@FreddiePrinzeJr

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686929383239165.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686929383163499.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869293830991628.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686929383038136.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869293829723651.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869293828034194.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869293825885355.webp

The future is female

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I think that is the set that was proven fake.

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EDIT: better video

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omg woman, how hard can it be to not encourage your bullies?

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:#marseysad:

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WHY has no one pinged @August in this thread, rdrama civilisation has fallen, the strag barbarism tide drowns us all

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I can’t hold the floodgates any longer , I’m on vacation until July πŸ˜”

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:#marseyhomoitsover:

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Everyone having the discussion is a transbian, chud! :marseypass:

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stop the steal

Trans furry lives matter

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Oh wait, Abby's winning. :#tayslide:

Trans furry lives matter

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t. highest IQ dramatard

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:#marseyagreefast:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868586447667055.webp

Trans furry lives matter

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You all have Matzo fever. Abby is nice but she doesn't hold a candle to Milana.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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They're both Khazar

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This is definitely very hard, two beautiful jewish queens....but imma have to go with Abby it's just something in her eyes man

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Which shnŏz do you choose?

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Neither of these people are the Michelin Man i'll pass

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the answer is obv abby also i believe that if you bother to remember the name of the at&t girl that you're going to die alone

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I dont know or care about that milana and her milkers, Abby wins by default through sheer Khazar energy

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