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EFFORTPOST Can a single man convince r/HobbyDrama migrants to join rdrama? The answer may surprise you :marseyitsoverwereback:

So, /r/hobbydrama is going private indefinitely or something and a lot of people in their community are upset. In yesterday's thread I (and many other users) had the ingenious idea of inviting some of them to this place. In case you are unaware, most of the best posters on this site (if not all of them) are previous /r/HobbyDrama long posters. There's @dont_log_me_out, @ticktocktrain, @loli_esports, me, @kaamrev, and perhaps the most known being @PlsNope. Also, if I had to guess I'd say that at least half of this site regularly reads /r/Hobbydrama's weekly scruffle post which usually contains a bunch of short threads dedicated to certain topics. These stem from niche drama in Otaku culture to discussing whether Abby Shapiro's or Milana Vayntrub's breasts are larger. In both cases, the answer and all arguments are meaningless hevel that stems from those discussions being a nothingburger deluxe but you haven't really lived until you have discussed recent patch changes in Final Fantasy or something and how you're totally going to quit this time.

Hence, it was finally my time to reach out to our distant yet so close brothers and sisters and lead them to the promised golden land of rdrama's effortposters. I tried at least a couple of different approaches and thanks to my unconstrained autism I have somehow managed to at least get them to check out this site. Unfortunately for me (and for this site) the drama community already has a very negative reputation even amongst the longposting neurodivergents of /r/HobbyDrama which made this entire endeavour a lot more strenuous than expected, but see for yourself:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555573025618.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555574152734.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855557473363.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555575427935.webp

At this point the discussion swapped to different online places they can migrate to. One of these is called lemmy which is a link aggregator for the fediverse. You shouldn't really know what this means unless you spend your free time posting questionable young anime girls but lemmy (like all online discussion platforms) has some issues too. In fact, they quickly dropped the idea after seeing this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555575919492.webp

Consequently, rdrama seems like a much better place, r-right? So I got many of them to check out the site ... BUT there was a post calling /r/hobbydrama users neurodivergent on the frontpage that you can not miss and all hope was immediately lost :marseyitsover::

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555576535864.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555578231776.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855557862621.webp

Also, they literally got filtered by one of the rules (Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555579466934.webp

:marseybaitretard:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855558138707.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855558222047.webp

@jesus got his own shoutout :marseyxd::

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555582921522.webp

In maybe my favorite screenshot two of them are confused by mundane rdrama lingo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555583374684.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855558494748.webp

And to end this discussion, someone told a totally true story about reading hobbydrama at a conveyer belt sushi bar only to get harassed by a troublesome /r/4chan user:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555586084862.webp


Nevertheless, I don't think we are that different from them. Their weird obsession with the Danish belle @\PlsNope is very similar to ours. Apparently, she was a regular among their weekly scruffle threads and she has (rightfully) gained a couple of followers due to her Chris Hansen post that were shocked at her quick assimilation into the dramaverse. Does this mean she was an undercover agent the entire time or that drama users aren't a hardcore gatekeeping cvlt as we keep to say? Who knows really, it's funny either way:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555566014886.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855556661074.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555571291726.webp


Anyway, I don't think all hope is lost as some of them have retained the ability to see how good the underlying framework of this site is claiming they could steal the framework and make it their own.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868555586909556.webp

>literally it's hilarious that its both the best and worst site I've seen yet

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686855558815168.webp


So in summary I have failed to achieve something although the fundaments for a blossoming friendship between /r/hobbydrama migrants and /r/drama rejects are definitely within tangible reach.

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I think milanas are bigger, but I'd rather frick Abby.

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  • BazballShill : her tits were leaked back in '14 and no they aren't huge

I'm 99% sure the main pic on Milana's page isn't even her. But yeah they're huge.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868652957119625.webp

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Where did that picture come from?

:#marseybooba:

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My goon cave

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I'm so confused why this exists. Wasn't she super pissy about being sexualized even in her Atnt ads?

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Yeah she shoves her tits in your face but you're not supposed to actually look. Such is the twisted logic of the female brain.

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She was fine with wearing revealing stuff in her public appearances riiiiiiiight up until the moment dirty incels started making "milkies" comments on her socials

:marseymanysuchcases:

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@BitwardenShill

Post the links.

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I'm pretty sure they were never leaked. Anyway, they are demonstrably huge.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869288216522865.webp

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:marseybooba: holy shit

I’ve never even heard of this girl before but she’s hotter than Abby

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EDIT: better video

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omg woman, how hard can it be to not encourage your bullies?

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:#marseysad:

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WHY has no one pinged @August in this thread, rdrama civilisation has fallen, the strag barbarism tide drowns us all

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I can’t hold the floodgates any longer , I’m on vacation until July 😔

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:#marseyhomoitsover:

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Everyone having the discussion is a transbian, chud! :marseypass:

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stop the steal

Trans furry lives matter

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Oh wait, Abby's winning. :#tayslide:

Trans furry lives matter

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t. highest IQ dramatard

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:#marseyagreefast:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16868586447667055.webp

Trans furry lives matter

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You all have Matzo fever. Abby is nice but she doesn't hold a candle to Milana.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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They're both Khazar

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I'd turn Abbys stove on for the Sabbath if you know what I mean.

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This is definitely very hard, two beautiful jewish queens....but imma have to go with Abby it's just something in her eyes man

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Which shnŏz do you choose?

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Neither of these people are the Michelin Man i'll pass

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the answer is obv abby also i believe that if you bother to remember the name of the at&t girl that you're going to die alone

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I dont know or care about that milana and her milkers, Abby wins by default through sheer Khazar energy

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I really wanted to like that sub but all the posts are so long-winded and difficult to get through because they're all written in that forced quirky Reddit/Tumblr style. Even worse all the posts are about Steven Universe or some shit. Makes sense all of the worst drama users come from there

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w-worst?

:marseydeadinside2:

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Dw bby MDEfugees are even worse 😘

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Ruqqoids too

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Tbh idk what those are I'm a boomer 😬

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They also despise drama


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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And we despise them trans lives matter

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You take that back Kamrev is amazing :marseyflagsouthafrica:

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It's like BOLA in that it has a great underlying concept but is absolutely ruined by wokescolds who can't allow no no words or wrongthink to exist.


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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Grass grows, birds fly, and brother? Redditors gonna redditor.

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Truer words have never been


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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>Site is ugly

>I dont understand what they're saying

Same complaints I get when i try recruiting people irl to join this site

They just dont understand, it's actually a really cool site :marseysad:

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no normies allowed, sounds like it's working as intended

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I don't want any users here who unironically talk about shibboleths and cryptofascists. We already have way too many unfunny, legitimately angry wingcucks and shouldn't take on any more until some of the old ones die.

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Yeah, this is the only way to think of it.

There are very, VERY few dramanauts in the world, and even fewer active ones (of the 600-or-so active users, I'd say there's 100 truetards there). Alloying our numbers are lost Redditors, hesitant lurkers, centrists-in-name-only (CINOs), proud chuds, and unfunny wingcucks.

If this site is to survive, it will need to appeal less and less to your average redditor or kiwifarmer, never more. Concessions to effortposting hobbydramaists will never work, because all they'll demand is more and more appeasing, until we're finally just srdines ourselves.

Drape yourselves in pride colors and call each other BIPOCs, lest the normies ask to pay a visit.

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The only thing that can save our site is posting strag Stalag porn :marseycatgirlhomofascist:

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because all they'll demand is more and more appeasing, until we're finally just srdines ourselves.

Tbh, I'd rather have hobbydramaists become the majority of the userbase than the current unfunny wingcucks that plague this site.

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My 🦓

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A lot of organizations fail to realize that some human beings only have negative value: this is why DEI positions exist

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I think this site just gives you brain damage so eventually you like it or something

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I just like the pretty colors and the cute kitty cat :marseyhappy2pat:

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No its to make sure the glowies are visually tortured for their paycheck.

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It's like how in the movie Videodrome, the satellite feed gives you a brain tumor.

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>It's just like @TransRightsDonkeyKongs heckin mass market movie!!!

:soys#noo:

Maybe we are redditors already.

Trans women are women, @TransRightsDonkeyKongs guess


dude bussy lmao

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>Site is ugly

On my screen I see two dancing men wearing a thong, a cat chasing my cursor, random sparkles, a spider and fireworks popping up

>I dont understand what they're saying

literally a few comments up; "foid", "lolcow", "ca\rp", "upsoren", "mdefugee"

there's no easy way to integrate. Filters are good but they have to be the right filters

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there's no easy way to integrate

man... what happened to 'lurk two years before posting'

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frick that. immediately start posting the moment you join. let the site culture adapt to you.

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Post immediately

Get bullied like a motherlover

Respond to everyone calling them strags

Assimilate

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there's no easy way to integrate.

If only the entire internet were so enlightened.

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>there's no easy way to integrate

:marseyshrug: I adapted pretty :marseyglam: naturally. I think :marseybigbussyhunterlove: the type of person :marseychonkerfoid: who would :marseywould: enjoy this website would :marseywould: key in pretty :marseyglam: quickly to non-metadrama jokes.

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there's no easy way to integrate.

good

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>not having a spider friend to keep the cat company

It never even began for you.

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>join site

>immediately enable light theme

:marseymonk:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/yhLV2DGTLDRCw/giphy.webp

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This but for dark themes. I honestly don't understand why so many sites have dark themes by default, you have to be driving more people away then you attract.

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Powerusers.

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:marseydisgust:

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I don't see how you can think this site is any worse than old reddit. Maybe the logged out nonsense is having a negative effect on new users?

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>go to rdrama

>giant transflag "this is cached, go log in" banner

>see top dramapost, click

>glowie award, rainbow text, 30 tilt awards, man dancing on the screen, fireflies, sparkles, fireworks, normal flies

>leave rdrama

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If they don't enjoy Ricardo I don't even want them here.

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I am physically incapable of agreeing with you more.

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the tilt, glowie and dancing guy awards and the cursor cat are the worse features of rdrama (thank you codecels for the custom css to remove them).

im fine with all of the other stuff. many of them are actually funny like the scooter award

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!animalposters

Marseyhater, destroy him

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This mf thinks he can downmarsey me 😂 tear his butt up !downmarseyrs

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the tilt, glowie and dancing guy awards and the cursor cat are the worse features of rdrama (thank you codecels for the custom css to remove them).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869116897901754.webp

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my dog 2 big to hold like a baby 😣😣 urs is v cute

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Can you at least include a cute animal pic when you ping?

Thx

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Fair point, I added a corgi to the og post https://i.rdrama.net/images/16869117253273187.webp

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RES + old reddit is still a bit better than rdrama

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Aevann I ask once again to let me implement the ability to specify a theme as an url param or even better make coffee the default. I think we are a bit past the point where you and Carp expected a constant flood of undesirables and wanted the default theme to be ugly to keep them away. We need more fresh blood.

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Just enable poor mode for the first couple of days on new accounts then turn it off after they start to get acclimated. We need MarseyGPT or MarseyDoulingo to accommodate newstrags on the linguistic end. I don't think people here would be receptive to creating a glossary of terms because of the sekrit club mentality

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I don't think people here would be receptive to creating a glossary of terms because of the sekrit club mentality

It's literally not even hard to parse what people are saying if you aren't monumentally smoothbrained. You can easily infer from context that Cyprinidae references are about a particular user, Bardfinn is someone this website both dislikes as a person and finds amusing, and that bussy is desirable.

If someone can't pass that first filter, they're probably the kind of person who's so dreadfully boring that you can't even insult them or send them a cheeky bum pic in DMs without them getting IRL offended and trying to tattle to the mods.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 00 hours 18 minutes and 43 seconds

Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ThermonuclearNecrostorm which was 0 days 11 hours 51 minutes and 25 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 217 mentions

rdrama is currently running at 285.108 µBardyhertz with 4709 total mentions since 2022-09-24

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Nah, awards are OK. I have a userscript that disables them, but it requires clicking a button, so I know how it looks by default and it doesn't look all that bad, I wouldn't worry about it.

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:marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused:U... ugly?

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@Aevann this sounds like a cool idea. Also how are you doing?

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I worked past the weird speaking, and it was worse when we first transferred from reddit because they still typed like there was a buncha restrictions, your buds could work past it

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i would never tell people irl i use this site, the unironic bigotry clashes with my wholesome brand of family friendly racism

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Why on earth would you try to get them to come here?

They sound worse than srdines with their aversion to things that are actually dramatic.

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The tree of rdrama must be refreshed from time to time with the lolcows of the left and the right.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Besides we don't need all of them, only the cream of the crop

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You wouldn't get it.

/r/SRD's golden age was a wonderful time :daydream:

@PUNISHEDvelvetjr tell 'em

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I remember when SRD was about drama and /r/drama was inundated with boring antisrs morons. I once started karmafarming by commenting "frick SRD" under every post and it took them like a week to notice.

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And then SRD turned into dramaphobic grandstanding :marseysad:

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:daydream:

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I mean it was awesome, there was little metadrama (the little metadrama that existed was booted to subredditdramadrama) and everyone there posted like a normal person.

Then G*merGate ruined everything, and the SRSisters that were routinely dunked on started running the asylum.

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We need more foids but they should be pulled from lolcow or the few funny posters on the farms. We don't need normie foids.

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lotta lolcowers hate us here tho bb 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ 2 many scrotes

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I'd probably go to lolcow and never come back if I didn't hate the imageboard UI so much. I'm pretty over the scrotery and lowkey rightoid sneed here, I don't care enough to deal with TOR for kiwifarms, I'm tired of :marseytrain: drama so ovarit is out, you have to watch your language and pearl clutch on snark reddit, funny underground foid reddit is mostly too niche or depressing, and I'm not black enough for lipstick alley. It might be time to log off for a while.

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:@trailerparkbridepat: imma misss u tho 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but log off enjoy ur spring n summer safely n have a beautiful day/night sweetheart 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾:marseycrying: :marseylove:

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:#marseypennylove:

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We don't need them to love us, just pick a few posters off, this site works best as a melting pot of every site and culture online palling around. Best to not let one group dominate the discourse, diversity is our strength after all.

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We should tey 5o set up a lolcow/KF speed dating event

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:marseyscared: no thanks

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Some of femcels hornyposting there need it. Maybe sharty would be less repulsive

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ewww sharty i'd rather frick a kiwicel::marseygunshotsuicide:

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Getting triggered over the J word

:#marseyscaredpat:

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personally though I thought of /r/hobbydrama was one of the ultimate last bastions of old school internet forum

LMAOOOOOO

:#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:

:#marseysurejan::#marseysurejan::#marseysurejan:

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See? We even have similar delusions! :daydream:

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I AM NOTHING LIKE THE PEOPLE FRONT OF JUDA :marseyhomofascist:

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Had someone on the battletech sub say something similar recently. Then I got b& for saying reddit died with Aaron

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In the blessed timeline steve died and aaron lived

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And I'm not wanted for meth dealing, which was also caused by Aaron's death (if anyone can help me prove this I would be grateful, the judhe doesn't have much patience)

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Everyone’s a member of the last true church in line with Jesus’s teachings, we just disagree which one is the right one.

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If I had a nickle every time I heard that phrase I'd have a fully functional alt tech infrastructure that could rival Silicon Valley and would force you to use the rust-BIPOC license

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We love you crunklord

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Terrifying to think that some of those people are grown men with (somehow) girlfriends

Yes, we all have girlfriends here, right guys? :marseyveryworried: !incels

They rolled their own solution from scratch and their... problems are literally baked into the git commits

Oh no, they found the BIPOC commit messages :marseyxd:

zoomer version of FYAD

They called us zoomers! Zoomers!

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you have no right to ping incels

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I may not be in the ping group, but I'm one of you guys, I swear! :marseyblops2cel:

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Post virginity

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You tell them RM trans lives matter

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we all have girlfriends here, right guys?

I have a girlfriend (male) which is superior

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>Terrifying to think that some of those people are grown men with (somehow) girlfriends

LMFAO this HAS to be bait

:#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:

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literally it's hilarious that its both the best and worst site I've seen yet

:#marseywinner:

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