[personal drama] internet drama is boring. What’s going on in your life’s that satiate the need for drama?

Well, my good friend Kristen got yelled at by landwhales and blue checks while she was in the can the other day. Some average Redditor tried that shit on me in a Food Lion bathroom yesterday. I turned to him, hog in hand, and dared him to do something about it.

My 2 college friends have been dating for a few years now and got engaged right before covid. This last month they called off the engagement after the girl, who’s a solid 9/10 said they should take a break and frick other people. While they’re still living together. The guy guy, who’s average but has oddly always gotten a lot of butt managed to smash 0 people. The girl fricked around a bunch and decided they should be together still. She’s been getting assfricked once a week by her muslim coworker who keeps sending her cringe poems and I’m pretty sure is in love with her. Dude also doesn’t know she has a boyfriend/fiancé. No one knows any of this apart from 2-3 of her close friends, one of them being my ex, who told me. Anyways I’m flying to Nashville this Thursday to to meet up with them and a few other from college. Really curious how this is gonna go.

My point distance mistress broke up with me because I wouldn't commit to her and I was acting shady by not skyping with her all the time (didn't know I was married lol). Kinda bummed because I think I might like her more than my wife but oh well

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

Good luck doxxing me.

There are so many ricecels in {insert metropolitan area here} that you'd never be able to tell us apart.