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Chad blasts porn on speakers full blast while doing manual labor, foid (male) in shambles

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I’m a very outdoor person so I like to hang out on our deck in the backyard.

Leave it to a redditor to think their backyard is the outdoors.

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If it’s not in-door, it’s out-door, cute twink

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:lol:

:marseyonacid: :marseyjam: :marseyonacid: :marseyjam:

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Sounds like you have a small back yard poorcel.

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Why doesn't this r-slur ask the neighbour to turn it down first before writing a thesis on a forum dedicated to PoP (people of peepee)...

I hope she confronts him, an update would be hilarious; 'he said he'd turn it down and now he's doing it again :marseycrying2:'

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  • Snape : White supremacy posting

Redditors get PTSD from a trip to the bodega to buy milk. She was emotional because she'd managed to sit outside on her own: she cannot cope with talking to a moid about his coomer videos.

To be fair to her: I can understand why any woman wouldn't want to talk to a man about this sort of thing. I'm not completely r-slurred.

Plus he might be black. Is it unreasonable for her to fear a total chimpout? We all know how much you have to walk on eggshells around our melanin-blessed cousins.

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Oof, white supremacy posting :marseysnoo:

Reported :chad:

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Mayos aren't the only ones who watch their backs around blacks.

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East Asians are literally white

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If the Koreans in LA were white then maybe the cops would have given a frick about them like they did the mayo neighborhoods. Then maybe they wouldn't have had to go up on the roofs and defend themselves.

When you're Asian you watch your back around blacks but you also never unite with the whites. Mayos will frick you over every time.

Rant over.

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Aww, were the Rodney King rioters out to loot your poo porn?

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I'm more into urethra sounding these days famalam. PM me for samples.

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USED TOOTHBRUSH [salty flavor] WORLDWIDE SHIPPING! - at eBay.com

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Reminds me of when I was visiting Tokyo and saw a 3 story s*x shop in Akihabara, the 2 leafs I was with thought it’d be amusing so we go in. See all the normal shit you expect from Japanese incels, multi hundred dollar hentai figurines, mechanical fleshlights, etc. the third floor was nothing but DVDs sorted by category. I see some weird foodplay stuff and come across a shelf with what appeared to be women smearing chocolate on each other and the 2 leafs come and look at the shelf in horror. I came to the realization that it wasn’t chocolate.

:marseypuke:

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Ok coomer

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East Asians are SchrΓΆdinger's poc. They're poc status totally depends on how it fits the current narrative someone is trying to push. In the US they're the true minority population wise and get subjected to racial violence.... but they're also known for working hard and becoming successful despite being the most poverty stricken group in many places. This makes other minorities look bad and so they resent them.

So, in conclusion, nobody really likes them except mayo moids with yellow fever.

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Tbf this is true. When white folks all get together on the same team we go conquer shit and wipe out whole populations and stuff.

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This is why mayocide must happen. It's for the good of humanity.

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might be

I guarantee you, anyone based enough to blast porn that loud outside is black.

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better yet, why not be useful for once and go over and drain his dad peepee so he doesnt need to coom for a little while

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We prefer the term β€œgussy disadvantaged”

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I can’t imagine crying over this instead of laughing. Also: what a gross coomer.

Edit: omg

Gotta be honest with you. As a Starbucks employee I have publicly shamed so many men watching porn in my FRICKING STORE around CHILDREN and minors!!!! I don't tolerate that shit. I loudly tell them if I see that nasty shit again I am calling the police. They NEVER come back.

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Yikes sweaty this isn't gonna sit well with takoyucki

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I don't tolerate that shit. I loudly tell them if I see that nasty shit again I am calling the police. They NEVER come back.

Not all heroes wear capes :marseykneel:

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Tl;Dr the lawless boogeymen are really just pushovers that expect you to roll over too

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But none of them wear a Starbucks costume.

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:marseyglow:

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I've been accused of watching porn in public, I just called the accuser a cute twink and told him to shut up

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>Side note: It's funny because I was actually very emotional that night because I was just very happy and proud that I was able to sit outside on my own deck and for the first time feel peace.

Lol foidery. Reminds me of Chappelle's bit about how men and women tell stories.

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Did he just say hard R on live tv :marseysnoo:

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Jealous?

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His voice has changed a lot

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There's a theory he's a clone. Or maybe he went through super late puberty.

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Or he smokes mad cigarettes, including on stage during his shows lol

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Lol yeh but that's not dramatic or neurodivergent enough of an explanation.

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He smokes like a chimney

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He got old

Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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this is less drama, and more pathetically sad

he has such an undeveloped set of social skills and lack of awareness of the size of things it's piteous

Snapshots:

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Sentient and downvoted :chad:

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Like most other gimmick accounts, you won't be remembered a week after you leave. So why even bother?

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I just like making dramatards mad :marseytwerking:

Since I'm the one who got pizza on the cutie thread collage, my name may not be remembered but my contributions will forever be etched into drama history :marseyinabox:

Unlike many other gimmick accounts whose only contribution is being yet another r-slur in a sea of r-slurs cough cough marseywaifuguy cough cough

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Unlike many other gimmick accounts whose only contribution is being yet another r-slur in a sea of r-slurs

:marseymad: Hey! that's completely true but I contributed to drama history with shitty Marseys! which only a couple of them are used on a daily basis and no one knows or care who made them, but still...

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We can't all be winners king

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You changed your comment, that's election fraud! Now you don't look like a meani weeni you were before.

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I saw your original comment before the edit :marseysmug2:

I won't tell anyone what you originally wrote down, don't worry.

@_________________________ , I guess you're too much of a cute twink b-word redditor to tell me to frick off in person.

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you will never not be a redditor. stop checking who votes on your posts and go make some more marseys

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Please, I'm a Orkutcel at heart :marseymonke:, I like that image though, did you make that yourself?

But I'm not into autoerotic asphyxiation, If that's what you're trying to tell me, I will make more Marseys though, when I have the time. :marseythumbsup:

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Both the first comment and the edited one are true, I just swapped one for the other :marseyinabox:

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Do you still do golden showers?

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Only if you won't spit most of it out this time king :marseyinabox:

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You want to spit my pee on you? No problemo generalissimo small hands, I will make it extra slow for you

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That reminds me, why isn't my epic marsey chungus in the emoji list yet u/aevann

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Have you posted it in this megathread yet? you need to do that now.

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No, I demand special treatment

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cough cough marseywaifuguy cough cough

Changed his name to DogHater1 after my assassination :marseyxd:

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Since I'm the one who got pizza on the cutie thread collage, my name may not be remembered but my contributions will forever be etched into drama history :marseyinabox:

Link?

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The virgin banwhore vs the Chad gimmick account

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I just finished crying because I feel sick to my stomach and I have no idea what to do

Having a mental breakdown because you realise a coomer exists within 100 metres of you.

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The stress of having direct conversation is overwhelming.

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What's more pathetic:

A male redditor who eats undercooked food because he is too scared to complain to the waiter,

Or a female redditor who lets some coomer listen to loud porn around her family?

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The former. Women never grow up under even the best circumstances, but men are expected to to have a pair at some point.

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They’re both redditors, they’re both pathetic

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  • Borpa : p-dophile stalking teenagers

That’s terrible, I’ve seen that most people have already recommended lots of solutions. I hope you’re doing alright, that sounds so traumatic and stressful

This comment looked like a joke, I thought it was posted by one of our own, but instead it was posted by a 16yo spider furry pansexual foid(?) , I don't have the time right now to look at its profile (and I don't like looking at random teenager profiles because I'm not a redditor) but what in the actual frick is this? I just skimmed through while scrolling down and found all this shit. :marseysick:

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This is completely normal. You need to accept this. Eat the bug.

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Kanye played porn while eating breakfast when working on MBDTF. Low IQ individuals wouldn't understand

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Emotional breakdown whenever anything happens

At least she's truly a woman.

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Outcompete him with RAM RANCH at 90db

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If only there were some officers, possibly dressed in blue that could talk to him free of charge to you...

Nah

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ACAB … unless you have a mental breakdown at the thought of confrontation, then call away

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Are they intentionally giving bad advice?

Turn the music on not too loud, but loud enough to hear. Then go round and apologise β€œsorry if my music was disturbing you, the SOUND REALLY TRAVELS and I didn’t realise” whilst looking the dad straight in the eyes

Yea being passive aggressive in this situation is def going to help. And these kitties would be way too scared to do something even this confrontational in real life

Or take up the banjo. Two benefits: you learn to play the banjo and you make some great musician friends. And Porn Man will be severely inconvenienced unless you get really good fast.

lol so quirky xD

They play Tibetan chants outside the McDonald’s near me to discourage homeless tent dwellers from putting down roots.

Well that's just plain horrible. Creating sound pollution for the whole city just to screw some people down on their luck who literally have nowhere else to go

only took a few replies for someone to find something to get offended about>

I stopped being nice a long, long, time ago. Make me angry, and you get an angry fat woman who can leg press 350lbs

and there it is

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Leg press 350lbs :marseygasp: is that her normal weight

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There comes a point where that whole "women are socialized to be polite" thing becomes nothing more than an excuse for cowardice.

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He was just listening to his music.

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nothing like gooning in the great outdoors, mlday

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Just tell him to stop lol. Redditors man.

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They won't be redditors if they didn't type out paragraphs of seethe.

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Entire first paragraph is irrelevant bullshit meant to garner sympathy.

It took 13 sentences to reach "I was reading outside when Chad started blasting porn"

I just finished crying because I feel sick to my stomach and I have no idea what to do.

Fricking christ, people are pathetic.

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COOOOOOOMER! COOOMER USA! YEAH YEAH!

"NOOO STOP ITS 10AM ON SATURDAY I'M TRYING TO SLEEP IN"

:ragejak: :coomer:

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Ah yes the three certainties in life. Death, taxes and a foid starting to cry because something happened around her.

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Call the police and tell them you have reason to believe a mentally unstable neighbour (because no sane person would behave this way) has been repeatedly trying to expose your children to pornograpic content. Seriously.

This is why no one wants woman in power.

This guy could be some sick pervert trying to lure kids in who might be curious as to what those weird sounds they're hearing that are coming from the neighbours house. This man is a potential predator and should be treated as such. At the very least, a knock on his door from the police might scare some sense into him.

Or, more likely, you piss off him and his friends who all start individually calling the cops whenever you do anything harass you into leaving.

Also, be sure to remember this the next time twox complains about cops assuming they're lying

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He's just listening to gachi, dumb racist foid doesn't understand Japanese culture

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Imagine jacking your peepee to a moaning foid instead of the loving nickers of a horse.

:marseypony:

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