I used to get told I look like a predator when I had a scraggly teenage moustache. I've been growing my current one since I was 17, it's still a bit -esque but I don't get insulted for it anymore.
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Well, if you don't have any hair on your head, even facial hair, you look like a gigantic baby
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DHT, which is responsible for causing balding in the scalp, simultaneously promotes hair growth on the face and body. This is what happens to all Mediterranean men at about 25.
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I used to shave my head and trim my beard a little, but my boss and this guy he hired both shave their heads and have manicured beards and I fricking hate them, so I've just let the beard grow out and the hair, which is still luxurious in the back. going to test drive this meme.
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This guy would look better cleanshaven, but it really depends on individual face/body. A short, neat haircut that isn't trying to hide anything is better for many people. The whole Nate Silver/Mr. Clean binary is giga-hairlets trying to drag down every marginal case with them.
None of my older male family members ever lost their hair or grew good facial hair. They claim it's bc they use grease or don't stress but it's actually just because of genes
it's not exclusive to him, there's a lot of zoomers going bald that it's genuinely fuking scary. something's in the food or the water and i'm not eating anything
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actually not wrong
the quality of that kitty however...
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Outside real physically disgusting people, it's all the same.
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You've only had garbage kitty
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No, you're just under 30 (or you don't frick women like you hate them, that might be it as well).
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Kitty has no quality. Bussy is all that matters. Straggots OUT.
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Depends how much coke you have
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I can't help but
how all options involve getting a moustache.
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I started growing a moustache like a year ago. When I came to visit my sister this year she said I look like a predator
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What about the mustache though?
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I used to get told I look like a predator when I had a scraggly teenage moustache. I've been growing my current one since I was 17, it's still a bit
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I mean
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Well, if you don't have any hair on your head, even facial hair, you look like a gigantic baby
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I like to think of it more as a Lex Luthor look if it's on me.
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I've been called that before
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Take the King Kong Bundypill.
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DHT, which is responsible for causing balding in the scalp, simultaneously promotes hair growth on the face and body. This is what happens to all Mediterranean men at about 25.
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So what you're saying is, if I want a cool beard, I need to sacrifice the hair on top of my head?
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Mustaches are BACK
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tbh if you're handsome all of these work
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I used to shave my head and trim my beard a little, but my boss and this guy he hired both shave their heads and have manicured beards and I fricking hate them, so I've just let the beard grow out and the hair, which is still luxurious in the back. going to test drive this meme.
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balding is a choice. Hit the gym
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to bald more?
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Make sure to juice so you know it really was a choice.
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!nonchuds nazi fascist incel chud dog-whistle detected
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He means go 2 planetarium fatness and punch their windows out as an act of protest against beauty standards and fatphobia
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Lots too unpack here. It's actually very womanlike too be in excess of 200 pounds and a bodybuilder.
That's because trans lives matter!!!
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LOL that was my first thought too
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i donβt understand how you can look at yourself in the mirror and think βthis is acceptableβ
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That receding hairline...
That smirk....
That angle.....
He's well on his way to the railroad, me thinks
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My man look like Woody Harrelson in King Pin
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
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This sub is so horrifically depressing omg
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This guy would look better cleanshaven, but it really depends on individual face/body. A short, neat haircut that isn't trying to hide anything is better for many people. The whole Nate Silver/Mr. Clean binary is giga-hairlets trying to drag down every marginal case with them.
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I don't think your general point is wrong but this guy needs to go full egghead like, 5 years ago
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Oh yeah, agree. But people use this kind of thing as an example for why everyone should
out at the first sign of trouble.
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Jesus christ that dude looks whack as frick lmao
Looks like roadkill on his head
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That is esteemed pollster Nate Tin
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I can't grow a beard but at the same time I will never go bald because of my genetics.
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None of my older male family members ever lost their hair or grew good facial hair. They claim it's bc they use grease or don't stress but it's actually just because of genes
My papaw still had lots of hair at 95
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Use enough Murrays and your hair will remain permanently glued to your head, making baldness impossible. Namaste
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if this was me i would kill myself
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a most unfortunate soul
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Oh no no no
Look at the top of his head
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Just comb it over dude, nobody can tell
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Got the Gollum cut
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Never ever began
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i have no idea where his crown even begins
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I am so glad i wont go bald
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How are you so sure?
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Oh shit
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Maybe he's already bald.
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Xhe just needs to take the anime girl bimbo juice and xheβll grow back all the hair
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Itβs certainly too late to recover all that with just Finasteride
but he has enough hair on the side for a transplant to the crown 
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I'm so glad I got the genetics for the SBF cut
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Are ou a jew or a mulatto?
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tragically not one of the chosen people or id' be in the bahamas too instead of
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I really hope thats not you
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I wish I was that j-slurred
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I'm dying to know how old he is. I can see a big range of ages he can fit in.
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Early/Mid 20s imo
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it's not exclusive to him, there's a lot of zoomers going bald that it's genuinely fuking scary. something's in the food or the water and i'm not eating anything
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I'm a millennial and started balding mid 20s. It happens. As long as you don't try and cope like this strag no one cares.
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My grandfather went bald when he was 17
It never even began for me
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If it was your paternal grandfather that basically doesn't matter. If maternal, then it never even contemplated the possibility of beginning
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Yea it's the hormone modulators in modern factory farmed meat STOP consuming goymeat
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I think my hairline is receding but I shave too much of my head to be certain.
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He looks way older but maybe the hair is just fricking with my perception
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Just buy hairplugs or a toupee; thereβs no excuse to look disgusting in the year of our lord, 2023.
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I don't understand why more of these guys don't at least try a hair piece if they don't want to shave it or trim it back.
Toupees look pretty good these days if you are willing to put the time and money in to it.
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Actual toxic masculinity tbh
Do what you need to do, Kings
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I have nothing left to live for but revenge. Women must be punished for their crimes of rejecting such a magnificent gentleman as myself. All of those popular boys must be punished for enjoying heavenly lives and having s*x with all the girls while I have to suffer in lonely virginity.
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mf be Kevin-maxxing
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This guy could double the amount of hair on his head for like $100 with surgery lmao
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Grim
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Bald Odenkirk
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Glad I still have a full head of hair
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Smeagol doesn't even know what kind of dude he is.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/14o68fl/well_i_finally_did_it_i_think_it_looks_pretty
Didnt really help much
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