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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind ☆POSITIVE VIBE ZONE★  10mo ago (image post) 1,042 thread views #185672
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  • Marz : I'm sorry, darling, I've lost the house
  • 0 : Carp is doing the thing where he's rigged the betting odds so that he wins unnaturally high amounts
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Drama: any incident, scene, gaffe, rumor, opinion, or disagreement that is blown entirely out of proportion.

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

Rules:

  1. Asking to see who saved comments/posts=1 day ban
  2. You must be 18 or older to view this site.
  3. NO RIGHTWING AGENDAPOSTING.
  4. Discord users will be banned on sight.
  5. Don't post anything illegal.
  6. No sexualizing minors, even as a joke. This includes cartoons.
  7. No doxxing.
  8. Using alts to game dramacoin will get you banned.
  9. Supporting free speech is an immediate ban.
  10. Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment.
  11. Absolutely NO homophobia, transphobia or furphobia.
  12. Absolutely NO misgendering.
  13. Absolutely NO antisemitism.
  14. Absolutely NO vaccine misinformation.
  15. You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.
  16. You are encouraged to brigade in bad faith.
  17. You are encouraged to gaslight, to gatekeep, above all else, to girlboss.
  18. Participation implies enthusiastic consent to being mod abused by unstable alcoholic bullies.

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