Except me. I'm perfect, I'm here to judge y'all for the nasty weirdos you are.
I want it all. Gimme your gossip, your secrets, etc etc etc
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Last one was really fun so USAPcels come out again. Looking a little brighter outside here at Mactown.
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I had a near death experience once
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I have had two this year.
Once I almost got blown over while flying, and the other time I flew into a tree.
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Harrison Ford?
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please have another one
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I really want to move to
and make marsey ice sculptures
but I'm too busy neetmaxxing
I need to get a job
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Have you ever made an ice sculpture or any sculpture before?
Make sure the peepee is anotomical and twinky and it's Contrapposto
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no but I have a chainsaw and ambition
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Lmao
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My best friend is a schizo and started taking antipsychotics after her new boyfriend essentially gave her an ultimatum. Now she's acting really different and it's like she's been lobotomized.
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that's the whole point. she was a fricking nut who would ruin her life without them
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she was just about the only woman I've ever met that I could have a genuinely interesting conversation with, who was actually passionate about what she believed and didn't just follow group pressure
her boyfriend (who is quite neurodivergent) couldn't handle her occasional psychosis meltdown (happens to the best of us) and his neurodivergent butt freaks out, makes it worse, then hides in his room
I don't know what this neighbor expected, he signed up for this and was given the prerequisite "don't stick your peepee in crazy" warnings
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You can either let her get medded by other men or wedded to you. If you aren't shouldering the meltdowns and fallout primarily then you don't have the right to kvetch about her being
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lol touch grass there are so many fish in the sea you shouldn't waste the rest of your life being miserable over the ones who can't make it as a normie and I say this wholeheartedly
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I don't want the normies albiet
this is why I 'hate' women
I actually hate normalstrags and unfortunately like 85% of the female population are group-think personality-less normalstrags
the other 15% I will never meet because they never leave their basement (like me)
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Neighbor you're literally spouting terminally online groupthink and you think the normies are the ones without a personality?
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Yeah that's the effect alright
Do the right thing here
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Think of the rabbits, George
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That's kinda the effects, it fricks you up especially on higher doses, it's should get better with time but the loss of personality is a common side effect. Schizomaxxing is only for a trusted few which reach individualized nirvana within their own psychosis.
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I complain about how lonely I am and then remember that when I had friends I was basically the clown who'd go from dead pan r-slurred shit to UwU catboy act to repeatedly mocking people and being antagonistic to neurodivergent outbursts over school. Basically its all my fault and there is a reason no one wanted to put up with me more then they had too. Its just easier to pretend I didnt treat ppl like shit
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Plus side is you can change how you interact with others and there's a ton more people out there you can meet.
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At least you can start anew with this nugget of self-awareness
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typed on my gmk67 vertex v1s cherry profile pbt keycaps 4k gone sexual
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Hello
@Joan
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I'm flattered but I'm not joan
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Oh probably one of the femboys then.
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Nope
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why not
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You get 1 hint
I'm a chick
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hors? lilmarsey?
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Nope
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Probably
@PlsNope
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I think
ted simp usually does these but idk if you're her, seems like a different 
vibe this time around
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Chick or "chick"?
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Like with a vagina? Weird
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I know right
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oats?
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I caught a mouse in a glue trap once then killed it by throwing it in a bucket of hydrochloric acid. Except the acid wasn't quite strong enough to dissolve it so it kind of just swam around until it drowned after all of its fur dissolved and it turned bright red.
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I used to catch roof rats in an oil trap, put on welding gloves, then grab it and walk out of the house. I would walk to the back fence and throw them as far as I physically could. I used to even do a full spin shotput throw. I dont think that would really hurt them. I don't even think it kept them away from the house. Sometimes they would squeak scream as they flew. Funniest shit ever, sincerely satisfying in every way. Top 5 activities in life.
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I'm insincerely sorry that your psychopathy only netted you a roofing job.
Jesus Christ, I would google how to make a noose if I were you.
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I once caught a mouse in the house and covered popcorn in bleach to try and kill it
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I have to confess that I also caught another mouse in a glue trap when I was a kid then played baseball with it.
I got solid contact after a few pitches and it exploded like a pink firework.
The pitcher ran home crying, because he was a kitty. Probably because he threw two balls before he got one over the plate.
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What is with the foids on this site
@schizo deliberate
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Not a foid, but is it bad that I don't feel anything about the mouse?
I feel like I should feel bad, but I don't.
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You should feel bad the fact you don't means you should not be within 10 miles of people
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checks out
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I'm not a psychopath, I like my family.
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no it's a stupid mouse
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Self-awareness is the mask that allows us to blend in.
You'll end up on death row if you don't learn to objectively modulate your behavior.
Mourn the mouse because it's normal to mourn the mouse.
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I don't brushmy teeth. Haven't since I was like probably 8 or younger.
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Me and my friends threw quarters at this r-slurred kid who would chase after them and pocket them. We weren't the only group that would do this. This kid was known as Quarter Boy and he wasn't in special ed classes but I think he should have been cause he was so weird he had no friends. This was in 9th grade.
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I went on a couple of dates with this girl I met on Bumble. The first date was nice, and she seemed pretty excited about it. She insisted she wanted to split, but I paid for everything. On the second one, we played guitar together, and she brought some snacks, which was really sweet. We drove around, listened to music, and she seemed to be having a good time, but I just wasn't feeling anything. After that, I could tell she sensed something wasn't right, and she even suggested going home if that's what I wanted. But I didn't want to be rude, so I insisted on driving around more. As the night went on, I got quiet, and when she said she wanted to go back to her car, I didn't object. We talked a bit after the date, but I just wasn't feeling anything. Then, the next morning, she messaged me plenty of times, and I just left her on read. I should have handled the situation better. I really want to apologize to her, but it's probably best to leave her alone.
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Not ideal, but at this point, better to leave it alone. Apologizing now would mostly be for your benefit not hers.
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I left this tab open by mistake at my very very hard to get internship when I went to the bathroom for 5 minutes. full front page, everything. thankfully I have it themed to be all black so it looks more like a normal website, but im absolutely terrified that someone saw and I might be days away from losing something ive worked very hard for because I am r-slurred
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I used to browse this site on my work computer
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windows-key - L
Learn it. Use it whenever you leave your PC. Seriously. NEVER leave your PC at work without hitting #win-L
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MBB?
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management consulting yeah, I want to kms every day
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There's an adult video floating around where the foid talks about her career in great detail. Very educated, not at all the kind of foid you'd expect to be doing smut. I figured she was using her middle name and found her social media accounts. She's been featured in publications, on TV, has a kid now. Seems fairly respected in her line of work. I'm probably the only one who knows her secret.
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leak it
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Frick off.
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hey soren
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i like pron
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I frequently have retrograde ejaculation which means more often than not when I c*m I actually c*m backwards, into my bladder
hurts like a b-word but I still jack off every day
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I resent my wife for having fertility issues, because I know they're because of her lifestyle.
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Simple, concise, an actual confession and not just feeling/traumadumping
Yep, we have an actual adult on here suprisnly I hope it wrkosk out
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Oh oof
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What's her lifestyle?
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She doesn't exercise nearly enough and eats like shit. She's overweight, and stresses out about too much dumb shit, which both kill her libido. I love her very much, but it kills me to constantly watch her not do what she needs to do to be healthy.
She lost a good amount of weight before our wedding, and then I guess between all of the crazy life shit that happened in the last few months, and just normal foid shit, she just dropped off from working out and eating right. I work a pretty physical job, and even I don't feel like I get enough exercise, so I know that she isn't.
We've been doing all these fertility treatments, doctors say that all my stuff is good, and it just feels like a huge waste. She is a huge planner, and does all this research about the fertility stuff, but then doesn't take care of herself. She talks about all the macros and micros she needs to produce better eggs, but makes excuses about calories. To top it off, and I've had this discussion with her, if we're trying to have a kid, we have to have s*x more than once every couple of weeks. Even when she knows it's her ovulation week, she doesn't even attempt to be sexy or desirable. It's always on me.
I hate putting my personal shit online like this, but goddarn. It just makes me resent her so much, but I love her too much to leave. I didn't even want kids until I met her, and she brought me around to the idea of it, and now it just makes me angry that she changed my mind about having kids, made me want them, and then can't be bothered to get herself in good enough shape to have them.
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Posts like this is why I do Heroine.
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That's a rough situation. I hope she can get healthier and you guys can be blessed with children.
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If she got on speed, she's be a lot more proactive.
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She's 700 lbs
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Deets?
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