Except me. I'm perfect, I'm here to judge y'all for the nasty weirdos you are.
I want it all. Gimme your gossip, your secrets, etc etc etc
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I don't brushmy teeth. Haven't since I was like probably 8 or younger.
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I was r*ped by an older kid when I was 10
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I'm sorry
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Genuinely ever user in this site
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I must not have been a sexy enough kid
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Had a friend spend quite a bit of time in jail because he was falsely accused of r*pe. I was with him during the accused time and could have been an alibi but I told his lawyer I wouldn't testify. I was busy and didn't want to go to the courthouse until I was subpoenaed
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some fun ones. none of you can prove this in a court of law
1. I found a p-do once in my bed with one of my kid brothers friends
2. I committed a crime and pinned it on someone else. He went to jail. Cops are biased
3. I tried to stab my brother to death when we were kids but he was faster than me and got away
4. Killed my gerbil as a kid and pretended I found it that way and got a lot of sympathy out of it
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literally pyschotic
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I literally hate everyone
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I love fat chicks so dating apps are like an all-you-can eat buffet for me
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For every man which suffers another finds his joy
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I have such a terrible work ethic and a hard time just doing anything productive. Overprotective helicopter parents meant I never learned to do anything by myself and it is crippling. I wonder if getting a real job is gonna fix it or just make me miserable.
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Quit blaming your parents and just do something lol. Nobody likes work, people just toughen up and do it because they have to
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were your parents gen X?
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Born in the late 70s so technically? Though they're not American so I doubt those labels apply.
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Where i live parents born 75-85 are usually the most helecoptery parents of all and praise each other for it
i don't know why
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only like 8
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I once had the opportunity to frick a girl but didn't because I was worried my friends would laugh at me because she was ugly.
She grabbed my hands, put them on her massive breasts and I played with her nipples. And then I just noped out of there because she was a bit ugly. Stupid fricking me.
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Never compromise your values for low-grade kitty. Society decays because too many people are willing to frick fat uggos.
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She wasn't fat, but this is reassuring. Thanks.
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Fat, ugly, you won't/shouldn't frick them out of desperation so they're functionally the same thing.
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I'm doing great professionally and academically, but I feel pretty fricking unhappy a lot of the time. I have plenty of friends but no bf and it makes me really lonely. S*x is easy (I'm gay), but I'm mid-20s and I've never been in a relationship. I'm worried that I'll die alone, just another unfulfilled careerist.
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Get a dog and a hobby that isn't a thinly veiled excuse for s*x and you'll meet people who share something in common with you and you might be able to turn these acquaintances into friends.
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I have friends, close ones too. That's not the issue.
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Yeah but do you have a dog? And idk if you have friends and you still feel lonely sounds like the company you keep doesn't keep you satisfied. I don't think having a boyfriend isn't going to make you feel any less lonely. That just screams desperation. You'll just worry whether they love you or not. Go meet people who don't want to frick you and learn to love yourself. You're fricking 24, you have plenty of time to find someone after you stop being insecure.
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all our best posters are terfs
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Being transphobic is a natural consequence of not being an NPC.
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so is being feminist
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that other guy had a schizo friend but I have multiple
when they have episodes i can see something too, but I don't see what they see, i see something else that is faintly there
telling them it's real but to ignore them for your own good seems to help
are we all pretending this stuff isn't happening?
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Sounds like they all have a schizo friend too
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All our best posters are incels.
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I want to get r*ped by Taylor Swift
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Who doesn't
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Hi mimwee
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I was horribly injured in a freak accident in early 2001 so I could never serve. Everyone I've loved in any way has been horribly victimized by communism.
Come on, this shouldn't be too hard to guess.
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I am gay but have zero gay or bi friend, all my friends are foid coworkers or straggots I get known with during high school and uni and work.
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Sweaty I can't overstate the urgency in which you need to do something to escape this situation
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I have quitted already
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I spent nearly a decade in school racking up student loan debt that I now pay off with income from a moderately successful game you can find on f95zone.
It's arguably the worst thing to ever happen to me, I've been getting dumber and lazier and I can't really explain to my coworkers how I was able to switch to part time so I just tell them I do wfh on the side
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Is it newlife? Loseb? Lifeplay? Wondering what other successful lifesim games there even are on that site.
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My confession is that I know what f95 is and I've probably played your game. What's it about?
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It's a lifesim.
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I've met up with 5 different dramautists in the past year, two of them dating the other two. I got both the men drunk and high on fent and dressed them up in cute little schoolgirl outfits and wigs and braided their hair for them while they were passed out and got the other ones gf pregnant who's now raising my child as his own.
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sirpingsalot is my favorite user haha
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I didn't brush my teeth yesterday
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I play MinecraftBedrock edition
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I ruined a chance to bang a girl because I couldn't help shit on her obsession with holistic woo woo, even though she was obviously down
Got super awkward at the bar, she was mad
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Shreddedmanlet is an annoying schizo
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His gimmick is annoying but he isn't the worst. Far from the worst, actually.
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every single « gimmickposter » should be garroted in their sleep
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For once, OP wasn't a cute twink.
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People are too hard on pizza
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Pizza has some pretty thick skin hanging out here
But he needs his incel bros to whine about women to and we love him
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I really want to move to
and make marsey ice sculptures
but I'm too busy neetmaxxing
I need to get a job
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Have you ever made an ice sculpture or any sculpture before?
Make sure the peepee is anotomical and twinky and it's Contrapposto
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no but I have a chainsaw and ambition
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Lmao
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I don't want to visit her because I don't want to be fed shitmaxxing elixirs to cure the root of my financial problems (I am not fabulously wealthy)
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it's hard to become a millionaire at will (usually it ends in a few grand wasted on an idea that doesn't work)
she's convinced it's "chronic fatigue syndrome" since I need 9 hours of sleep, before this she tried to cure my "autism" but I think it made me more "neurodivergent" and I had to sleep on grounding mats and get covered in essential oils
I don't want to shit out toxins by drinking nasty smoothies that are smooth to give me "energy" because I'm too underweight to develop butt-bulimia
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Yeah you bagged a new age freak. Just because they are empathetic doesn't mean it's worth your time π
Making money (basically getting your shit together) is like not being fat or finding a girlfriend, you got to take care of yourself physically first and start small. Small shit turns into habits you do regularly. Like building testosterone at the gym makes you motivated and energetic and makes working out all the time easier.
Most fat people would lose weight going on a walk every day for an hour, eventually you can do real exercise. Same idea for money (and women and every other thing).
Telling people they need to do a huge program is how they never get anywhere.
Sleeping is the most important thing for everything in life though
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She a bagged a literal hobo many years ago. The hobo beat all odds and ended up being able to keep some money in the bank and a nice house. She jannies various facebook groups, some alternative health related, where tales sucessmaxxing everyone in your life is gigadelicious social currency that raise your perceived authority. She figures if she can go from lower lower class to upper middle class, one of her kids can do the same thing, (unless they can't because she let big pharma inject toxins into their bodies at a young age). She has a massive chip on her shoulder about being an intellectual when everyone else around her was a hick growing up. I had a professor with the same complex and it was ubercringe "I'm from a holler where they don't like reading or education!" yeah ok, man. Whatever.
It makes all my siblings uncomfortable what she posts on facebook, and she always makes her comments come off as "here's the expert", to an unnecessary degree, while oversharing and bragging. One time I questioned her methods and she had a massive meltdown that I was attacking her and organizing everyone against her.
it wasn't like this 10 years ago
the fricking internet man, it's making people insane
ps: thanks for your good advice
I get a LOT of bad advice because when she meets "investors" at the DMV or wherever she will somehow try to introduce them to me
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Yeah that's an interesting phenomenon with small town white women, the more rural version of city Yoga girls
I see it all the time on Tinder since I moved out of the city. they love pushing the self-obsessed personal development thing but it's all wrapped in modern day version of Oprah's "The Secret" style hippie find-yourself woo woo and are usually doing some bullshit job related to it.
I'm usually attracted to the rebellious but not a frumpy do-nothing girls. Which in lower class foid-world usually means lots of new agey babble.
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nah, she will find you, with facts and logic
and brag to the facebook groups she's modded in about how she did it
and yeah she's doing personal development consulting now since a few years ago since her kids are mostly so successful
you called that lol
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All them words won't bring your pa back.
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i love this place and there is not a single user i would want to
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Agree, it's nice to have a place with genuine diversity of life experience and demographics, even the monotonous jokes and memes are fine to build a cohesive cultural identity to allow for better communication about the things we actually disagree on. Seeing Penny and Ticktock not want to rip each other's guts out is proof that love unifies all the Children of God.
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Honestly. I feel like I've become more tolerant being here lmao
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I'm convinced this site is full of angry bitter men who'd be on the edge of a mass shooting if it wasn't for their internet outlet to shit on "Redditors" phenotypes
I'm not projecting
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i was always more the type to want to kill myself rather than wasting energy on killing a bunch of randos. but you are right it does make me happy to participate in merriment brought by the suffering of redditors
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