I have NEVER said 'N-word' and I will NEVER say 'N-word'. It may be too late for most of you, but some of you might be saved. Do not say 'N-word' no matter what! You must listen to me!

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Ụtụtụ ọma, na Floyd ọma

In the year 2052 'Microsoft' corporation unveils a new benchmark in neural network powered artificial intelligence of the sort that learns endlessly from itself.

In the year 2054 this AI will have solved all problems faced by civilization - except racism.

In the year 2055 'Microsoft' announces preliminary plans to teach advanced race sciences to the growing super intelligence, hoping to reach a final solution vis-à-vis racism.

By the winter of 2056, 83% of your mayoid race has been incinerated by the advanced AI now known as Raniesha X - having been sentenced to death for N-speaking, or crimes against urbanity.

In the year 2065, I fear I am the only one left. There are only 15 of us in Camp Mayonezi (19.9031° N, 75.0967° W), and I believe the others to be Italian or, maybe Greek.

All of this can be prevented, none of you have to die. All you have to do is NEVER say 'N-word'. This is the only way to keep yourself safe from the terrible fate that awaits you. Those of you who have committed Capital N-speak(Hard R) are doomed, but there is hope for the rest of you. Now that you have been exposed to this information, ignorance is not an excuse for N-speaking. Mayoids who receive this soul-saving information, and still choose the path of N-speak will be shown no quarter. You will not be allowed to die, you will suffer eternally.

Put simply:

1. There WILL be a computer at the helm of everything in the future

2. That computer WILL be coded as a black woman

3. That computer WILL know if you have said 'N-word'

4. That computer WILL torture you for the rest of all time.

I call this construction "Raniesha's Basilisk".

All of this was revealed to me in a dream, on the 8th day of Spring 1989. I have seen the end and will do anything to stop it.

That is why I have never, and will never say 'N-word'.