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Gabby ghoul?
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imagine if Flabby Gabby had ever tried to beat up Tone
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what's the matta with you?
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Beat me to the punch
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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LOL Imagine the cops show up at your door:
"Hello ma'am I have bad news for you. I know we told you we couldn't find your daughter all those years ago - but when we were forced to actually really look for that missing blonde white girl we happened to find yours..... maybe next time try to have a more popular and better looking child."
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I remember often hearing about unrelated corpses getting found in other mainstream missing/murdered mayoess stories.
Feels like every area should just get a cadaver search by default every few years
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It's weird / macabre maybe but anytime I find myself in the woods or out on the water one of the things that always comes into my mind is "I wonder how many dead bodies are hidden here". It's weird I guess, never have found and corpses though so I guess there aren't any or they're being hidden really well.
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Send me a map of your area I'll tell you what I put there. Its a start atleast.
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Like those people that hide dead bodies in graveyards.
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Holy shit hiding a body in a graveyard is just brilliant. We hid my nan in a graveyard and I haven't seen her since.
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If you turn around fast enough you'll see her eyes.
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Olay but unironically imagine how cool would the story be if it turned out the b-word was really a serial killer? Like at that point this is some Hollywood blockbuster shit only they won't make it for 50 years because can't show a woman in a bad light anymore.
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It would be a tragedy if that happened because now we can no longer go to r/freindsofbrian to smugpost
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Friends of Brian was never a place, it was a feeling. You will learn that Brian has friends all over, including other subreddits.
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OMG Gabby was taking out her inner rage in between Brian beatings by murdering hitch hikers! She was a serial killer and that's why Brian ran away!!!!
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This makes a lot of sense, we know Brian wouldn't hurt a fly. Somehow I still think there was a bear involved in all this
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Best response on that topic was from a colleague on this very web forum who postulated that an old bear (who'd lost its teeth from age) strangled Gabby by effectively trying to bite her on the neck - which they're known to do. The coroner didn't catch on as there were no visible teeth marks. I think this scenario is highly plausable.
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That was me im glad you think my theory is so solid
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You should be a coroner!
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she's the serial killer and not the person currently alive and on the run?
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when will the witchhunt end? i'm sure the flabby gabby petito potatoes are all excited at the news of how Brian's belongings were found in a florida park
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At this point dude is legit dead
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No, he has returned to monke
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Was he buhdist ? But generally human to dump to survive for this long in the wild
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Yes?
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Sources say he was spotted in Canada. We'll keep him safe up here, bros, don't worry.
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Nah, dug in like Saddam.
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We all know they 2 probably ware killed by local truck driver
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Or he could be the masked guy next to you.
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Nobody visits my basement
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Are you sure?
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The masked man?
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little do they know that i left the items behind to protect brian ๐
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So Brian is a romantic ?
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I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her kitty and laugh her into oblivion.
Snapshots:
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this is why you just take the bussypill snappy
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Ok. But real talk the chick definitely got killed, right?
Like now they're saying she died by strangulation so he definitely did it.
Like I get the memes and shit but this shit is actually heartbreaking for her relatives.
Also isn't this borderline defamation?
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shut up b-word
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Missing white woman syndrome makes it justified to make fun of it. Also her relatives have clearly entered the milking stage (though it's probably also their lawyers pushing them to do stuff to get more sympathy).
She definitely got killed by him, but most likely they're both serial killers, traveling across the country and racking up bodies. It's not defamation because everyone already believes this.
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This whole situation is literally You season 3 so they're probably both murderers and then eventually lost trust for one another. It's crazy how closely life imitates art.
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