Good luck on your interview with Wired @carpathianflorist
, I'm excited so see you try to explain Bussy with a straight face.
Anyone else have any words/slurs of encouragement for our resident egomaniacal fish overlord?
Edit: for you Zoomers in the audience, a magazine is a website you print out and read at the dentist's office.
Edit #2: our words of encouragement worked great, see the post by @Dad
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Hey guys, just got done with my interview with Carp. I'm going to post it here for your review for the sake of transparency:
ZJ: So Carp, what makes the rdrama site so special?
C: It let's me make posts and people get alerted everytime I post since I tricked them into following me. Now they can't unsubscribe.
ZJ: Ok...I don't quite follow but I'll look into that further. How is your relationship with your father?
C: Pretty good I think.
ZJ: How big is your peepee?
C: Absolutely miniscule. I have trouble finding it more often than not.
ZJ: When was the last time you had gay s*x?
C: uh...probably last Friday.
ZJ: When was the last time you had gay s*x with your dad?
C: Last Friday
ZJ: Oh I see, so he was the person you had s*x with on Friday.
C: Yeah he was one of them
ZJ: How tall do you think Landlord Messiah is in real life? Like hypothetically it could be as short as 3" if he's some sort of tragic accident survivor, and then as we get into 4" and 5" we span the Dwarfism-Manlet spectrum.
C: Yeah it's a discussion of intense debate here. He could be as tall as 7" for all we know, but probably not 8" because that would be an extreme statistical outlier.
ZJ: I looked through your post history and I noticed some very problematic content. I think the main issue is that it's not funny. Care to explain yourself on that?
C: No comment...this deposition is over
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That degree finally paying off
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