I've seen a lot of people showing our resident journ*list @ZacJason some love recently, so now is a great time to talk about his lack of journ*listic credentials (and skin).
All of this started because @Lv20_Skeleton decided to apply my first ever ban award to a really great post I wrote about never saying the N word. Not only did he ban my excellent post, he had the audacity to ban me TWICE. In response, I did what any self respecting Jslur would do when staring down a 48hr ban, and sperged out immediately - banning every post and comment I could find from this vile skeletoid. Eventually this totaled 12 bans. As many of our resident rightoids know, I am a FAIR and JUST janitor - so obviously I would never apply 12 days of ban without providing an alternative to freedom. My offer to boneman was a challenge to play manhunt.
Nobody ever takes me up on my offers to play this game, so I expected lazy attempts at sneaking through the new user list at best. @Lv20_Skeleton is not the average poster though so it should be obvious where this is going...
We were reading this JOslurs articles. Disgusting!
This went on for days, because we wanted to believe.
My Bussy [BLASTED]
Carp Bussy [BLASTED]
Zac Jason Bussy [BLASTED]
Respaaaj Bussy [BLASTED]
Idio3 Bussy [BLASTED]
FrozenChosen Gussy [BLASTED]
JimieWhales Xussy [NOT BLASTED]
Dahl_Fook Bussy [VERY BLASTED]
UraniumDonGER [ERRECTED]
Quintuple Jslur bussy blasting simultaneously, right under our noses.
Let this @Lv20_Skeleton serve as an example for everyone that being banned is an opportunity to wear someone else's skin, an opportunity for greatness. I love the boneman and you should too.
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Take note you vapid low-effort bitches.
This shit is funny.
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We don't even get mad if you get us like this. Full-on respect.
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What was the "sports tweet"?
edit: for the record, this one apparently https://twitter.com/zakjason/status/1450559491142000641 see the explanation below.
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@carpathianflorist for exact details, but they were arguing over verification for the "journo", who (obviously) didn't want to do our standard "post 6 digits", so carp suggested a tweet about his sports team or something. It just so happened that the real journo tweeted about something sports-related then 
, "confirming" skeleton's credentials.
Incredible luck, tbh.
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AND FOOD
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Huh, yeah. Are you sure he isn't playing a triple game with you?
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Way ahead of you:
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I find the mere suggestion that I am a journ*list irl to be offensive and uncalled for. I encourage anyone who truly believes this to ask the real Zak Jason. Maybe show up to his work at the Wired office and start asking him questions about whether or not he's a skeleton or has visited the rdrama site.
I've come to the realization that there may be future legitimate attempts by journ*lists to ask admins questions but they will just accuse the journ*lists of being me. Even if you think you're pretty sure it's not a troll next time, there will always be a lingering doubt in the back of your mind that you are being played. "Would Skeleton really impersonate a journ*list and work at the New York Times for 20 years just to deceive us into thinking we're going mainstream? How could he possibly do such a thing??"
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By the way! Someone with twitter should link him this post, saying that some internet troll impersonated him to troll other internet trolls! Maybe we will get an article out of him after all!
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Carp is already planning on it. We're way ahead of you, again.
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