Unable to load image

Burgers did it again

https://news.yahoo.com/nih-acknowledges-us-funded-gain-201638655.html

Congrats on another first for burgerdom, first to harness the atom, first to the moon, and now first to create a pandemic.

98
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i wonder if they will update this EXCELLENT AND TOTALLY NOT BIASED doco with this new info

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Calling that a documentary is like calling Tropic Thunder a documentary.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Any doc where the subject is directly involved is biased

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

not all of them, some are pretty objective

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

lol I hate you

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseytwerking:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Is that like the RBG documentary where they hilariously purged any thoughts she had that weren't woke?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Alexa, tell me RBG's views on Palestine.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lmao it's made by fricking disney.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

oriented at kids and 30 yo, 200 lbs kids

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:soyjackwow: :soyjakyell: :soyjakfront: :soyjak:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Oh that’s gonna be good Reddit seethe. I don’t even necessarily like Rand Paul but god was their smugshit attitude fricking annoying a few months ago when they all laughed about how Fauci le totally dunked on rand.

Anyone found any particularly great seethe? I’m going looking.

:marsoy: :marseymini:

Here’s some but I’m sure there’s even better :marseycopeseethedilate: elsewhere. https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/qds5u7/nih_letter_appears_to_conflict_with_fauci_collins/?sort=controversial

Le Reddit edit: I’m gonna spam some links on different subs and I’ll make some threads if they end up being funny.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lol 48% upvoted 0 points. Redditors if you ignore it then it didn't happen. I tried finding some Reddit seethe and cope but shocking to no one the larger leftoid subs are completely ignore this massive story

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's not just reddit. The mainstream press is completely burying the story. CNN and the Washington Post have actually not even mentioned it. I looked through their site, and I couldn't find any mention at all. The New York Times has mentioned it, but only at the very bottom of their science section under the innocuous title, "N.I.H. Letter on EcoHealth Alliance’s Late Study Filings".

Yes, I am sneeding

:marseymad:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Redditors already saying "oh it was corona viruses but not this corona virus so it's nothing" in the comments sections though lmao.

A Neverending conga line of increasingly escalating and fabricated "official stories"

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I admire the elites. Imagine having r-slurs defend you after all this.

Their genetic clones deserve to inherit the Earth after all. Subhumans like us plebs need to be purged.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No heretic shall slander MY God!

puts on another mask and removes thread

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They pick their heroes and then stick with them no matter what facts are exposed in the future.

Noticed this morning that Redditors are all pooping on any rightoids who are dunking on Alec Baldwin for literal femicide, because he's Team Good Guy.

As a Radical Centrist, it's amazing to see Reddit leftoids display all the same psychological biases that mock rightoids for having.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

NIH letter appears to conflict with Fauci, Collins claims about Wuhan lab

Based upon one single person’s interpretation. This is garbage reporting

:marseycope:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

People are sometime unfamiliar with science that's why we experiment we sometimes get unintended results.

You may not like it, but this is what peak scientific performance looks like.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Science is when you do something and unintentionally kill millions of old and obese people sweaty, if only you weren't an uneducated Trumpist hick you would understand.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Senator Paul, I... I kneel

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyfloyd:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Mogged

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

As a shock to literally no one.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Fauci lied boomers died

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>Goes to Wuhan

>Spends thousands of dollars creating dangerous virus

>Leaks virus, destroying world economy and killing millions

>Refuses to elaborate

>Leaves

:gigachad2:


-moose

"Stay moosin'"

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i mean we clearly paid china to do it

fricking idiots

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

big if true

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's true.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Surely this is the end of Fauci! He won't get away with it this time!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The U.S is truly the most cucked nation. (not including Britain / Leafland)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

UK and Canada fall under US jurisdiction, you're coping if you believe any differently.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Alexa whats a vassal state?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Remember when lab leak theory was straight up verboten on all mainstream media and social media?

:marseyagree:

I know you guys do but I still can't get over it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

its cos trump said it and god forbid you ever suggest trump has ever said something correct

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I remember a paper very early talking about how parts of the genome looked grafted from HIV, then some smug twattards deboonked them and I didn't care enough to read more.

Is that still a stupid idea? The smug twattards just claimed the frequency or w/e of similar sequences was not unnatural, as the OG paper had implied. But the paper was out a fairly good place here so I don't believe the people writing it were all morons.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Gee Fauci lied again…. I’m shocked.

:marseyshook:

Actually no, no I’m not.

:marseysmirk:

Oh well at least we all got free injections out of the deal and Bezos got like another 50 billion while 30% of small businesses went bust.

:tayshrug:


![](https://files.catbox.moe/y2zrro.png)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

lmao China created covid and the US paid for it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Why would he lie about funding a pandemic?

Why would a woman lie about r*pe?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

DEAR FAUCHI I Cordally INvite You to ""EAT MY FRICK"" Thx

-Dave

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It was the lobsters!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Wow someone finally beat the deadliest inside job world record (3k deaths) and it's not even close

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You idiots know that's not what this means, right?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

What does it mean though?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The NIH payed money to some burger company.

That company spent money on g-o-f research in chyna.

What the article implies but doesn't actually say, because that would require evidence, is that these payments are in any way related.

If you buy a car from Ford, I.e. pay money to that company, and Ford goes on to fund Isis, have you then been responsible for Isis?

If A, B, C, D, E all pay money to F, and F spends money on G, H, I, J, K, does that mean A is responsible for J? Only when the money it paid to F was in some way earmarked for that purpose. Of which there is no evidence.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If you buy a car from Ford, I.e. pay money to that company, and Ford goes on to fund Isis, have you then been responsible for Isis?

Given that leftoids use this logic to indict the United States for supporting basically all terrorists I can see it being used again here.

Though you’re right that it was no where a prerogative for funding such activity.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Ford is a reputable company.

If I send money to a Palestinian 'charity' org that donates Scuds to Tel Aviv though? Yeah obviously I'd be liable lol.

And I'd imagine the American federal government has a better way to track things like this than me, a random individual. Isn't that lab one of like a few dozen globally where pathogens of that severity are studied? They should have surveillance on that lab as a whole.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lol. That ecohealth thing (its own website calls it a non-profit, so I dont know why the article calls it for-profit) is your bog-standard environmental NGO. That thing alone wil have dozens upon dozens of programs, and there are thousands of them that get government grants. Its a gigantic "ecosystem". The government doesn't have the ability to do in-depth analysis of what they engage in in detail. The way it works is that they apply for government grants for specific projects, and thats what the government "funds". What other programs they engage in is only cursory looked at at best, making sure they dont support terrorism etc. is handled at a completely different level.

This is the way this works: The org approaches the government agency, saying "hey, I see you offer $250k in grants for projects aimed at pandemic prevention. We are in the conceptualisation stage of a project in that field. We aim to do "xyz" through "abc" methods, yadda yadda we would like to get $10k of that grant". The government then decides if it wants to finance the project, and thats it. The money is for a specific project, and the government doesn't care, or even know, what other projects the org does, because it doesnt matter, the government doesn't finance them.

Saying ford is a reputable company and so its fine to trust them is pretty funny given how big corps are more than willing to make shady deals. For government money, "trust" is replaced by strict reporting requirements to prove where the money was spent, and that it was actually for the project it was earmarked for.

Source: used to work with NGOs in the past.

:marseywave: hello longpostbot :marseywave:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law.

my comment was about gubment grants and NGOs

Sneedient to a scary degree :marseyscared:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You're assuming incompetence, that could be the case, or it could not be.

I remember a few years back this consignment of 100% homemade buses were shipped to Cuba. Before that, we used some engine parts from the US and US regulations prevented any vehicles using those parts being exported to Cuba. Idk how the government tracks what happens to spare parts sold in international markets but it must somehow, and it must have ways to blacklist individual buyers, should they say act as middle men or w/e.

Plus I'd expect lots of glowies around any high level chink bio lab tbh. They even let the chink foids into the labs, should be no issue honey trapping them.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Its not incompetence though, its just not their job to know or care if that org did some shit in china. Its like being ngry at your server because the oil in the deep fryer isn't ethically sourced.

And you vastly overestimate how much the glowies know or do in chyna. The chinks eliminated the entire us HUMINT network in their country in like 09, and it is notoriously hard to recruit informants in closed off societies. Look at how the CIA struggled with the human side during the cold war, and that was when they could at least offer significantly better living standards to the people they tried to recruit. They've got nothing but "freedom and shenis" to offer to chinkoids. Why would some lab technician, whose probably part of the 1% for chyna, spy for burgerstan?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

China isn't really a closed off society, wuflu wouldn't be a problem if it were. Though from what I hear they are indoctrinated pretty well in school, breaking through that would be difficult.

And I looked it up, going off this article.

https://bbc.com/news/57932699

It would seem that Fauci specifically claimed that the papers brought up were not gain of function and did not disown having funded the papers, right? There's scientists claiming it is and the people working on it claim it was all just theoretical and no actual genetic engineering was done.

So idk how USA not specifically funding this paper is a concern. Seems like he implicitly agreed that he did fund it, by trying to defend it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

First Country to start a global pandemic…. With a fake virus

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

first to create a pandemic

You forget about those smallpox blankets?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Markson charges in her new book

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They couldn’t beat Netherland for bein first LGBT :platyheart: :translord:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyglow:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

We are living through the story arc of this fricking clown.

Random literal who manlet. Superstar science man. Now he'll go down in history as the villain.

Lmao frick this cute twink. Why did we let a manlet make decisions?

:marseymanlet:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

NIH gives money to EcoHealth for medical research stuff

EcoHealth uses some of that money to fund gain of function research, which is not at all rare or controversial in disease research.

Rightoids pull the Daytona Superstretch and conclude that Fauci invented COVID-19 to turn white people into gay jews

Rightoids still won't wear masks.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lol we gave grants to this company and they did it, we had no idea, you have to believe us we totally weren't doing it this way to get around the moratorium. Imagine believing this cope for creating the pandemic. Now if only Yellowstone could finally erupt giving us the cure for burgerdom

go back to reddit :marseycopeseethedilate:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

take your meds

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

THIS WEB SITE HAS BEEN MOSTLY TAKEN OFFLINE BECAUSE OF THE TELEMETRY REPORT. IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, YOU ARE ONE OF THE SCANT FEW WHO CAN SEE THROUGH THE HOLOWEB.


Snapshots:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.