manages to get its shit together enough to hold a pageant to nominate a candidate for miss universe for the first time in 22 years ::
A mayofoid wins, Nazi Twitter crows and black twitter seethes. https://www.essence.com/news/white-woman-wins-miss-universe-zimbabwe/
Nazi Twitter celebrates this historic race saving victory
A Massive win 
Transphobia and lookism all in the same tweet? Yikes
She got that good hair
Darknessses and mayofoid alliescry genocide
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Reminder that this contest is Incredibly Important and control.of the globe rests on winning it.
Problem is, 
s are the favorite once you know who controls it
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How does Miss Universe even make money? I can't name a single Miss Universe winner. Do they do sponsorships deals for make up companies or something?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Queen_of_Versailles
David Siegel is the wealthy owner of Westgate Resorts, a timeshare company in Florida. His wife Jackie Siegel, thirty years his junior, was the winner of the Mrs. Florida pageant in 1993.
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Is this worth watching?
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Good god that house sounds so ugly.
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Yeah its like burgerpovertycore its %1000 rich people facing their own hubris
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Sounds kino.
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Its pretty good ngl.
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They just get more opportunities than the average whore to land a millionaire sugar daddy. They get invited to rich people things as eye candy.
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Beauty pageants are a way bigger deal in certain countries like Colombia and the Philippines. Not sure why we have to hear about them constantly.
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Countries where the average girl looks like a squirrel with fricked-up teeth and wears godawful red lipstick?
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you usa / uk?
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they get paid in exposure!
unironically, i guess. random companies are gonna pay miss universe to take pictures of her wearing their clothes. random millions are gonna pay them for s*x. random dudes are gonna pay for the only fans of miss universe!
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Trump made good money running pageants in the 1990s apparently, idk about the broads but it definitely makes money somehow
Besides most women would pay to be labeled the most attractive foid in front of an audience of other foids
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its probably a good thing on a resume if you want to be a model
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