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2-day major Amazon sale coming up next week, Pizzashill here with THE must-buy item of the season

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!friendsofpizzashill housekeeping tips from our Lord and his Lady

It's already selling at a huge discount. Save a few hundred dollars and ditch that old, manual vacuum - pick up an AirRobo for $105 today!

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When my product reviews on groomercord get appreciation from other vaccum enthusiasts:

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Why does pizza need this when he has you?

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Why do you sleep on a pillow without a pillow case? That's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself poj

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Is it true you don't shave your armpits? :marseysniff:

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>My last, best piece of advice is to approach a vacuum, like any appliance; Budget for the best one you can get. Buy one with idea you will maintain it, and use it for many years. And, for the love of Dog, do not buy from late-night infomercials or door-to-door salesmen! Stay out of the big-box stores, and visit your local professional who actually knows what they're talking about.

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What an annoying writing style. Just throw some more commas in there mate, I dare you.

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Many people; confuse the right time, to use a comma. or a period: therefore all communication is lost

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/09/us/oxford-comma-maine.html

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Oxford comma chads rise up! :marseybuff:

Upmarseys to the left :marseyclappingglasses:

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I intentionally stopped using Oxford commas to piss Redditors off. It was probably a psyop to make contrarians writing stick out

Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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>me ignoring all punctuation and just reading the words

:#gigachad2:

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vowels and punctuation are for losers, I just skim the consonants

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Cringe

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TL:DR buy a canister Miele

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I'm not getting a fricking Vacuum fixed by some fat dude, I'll just throw into a local river and order a new one off Amazon

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maintain a vacuum? why? just replace it when your ho's hair clogs the brush!

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:#@pojlove::#@pojlove::#@pojlove:

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Wow she is a real biofoid.

Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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cool

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What loser is in bed at 10p on a Saturday

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waking up at 6am on Sunday for a run while other people are waking up hungover at 10am is how you get rich and unfat brah

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Dude that's the grindset you have to have when your super real corporate boss tells you that you are doing wagie jobs 80 hours a week

Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

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I slept in til noon- it's Saturday, I wake up at a regular time every other day :marseyconfused:

Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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10am

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That's what you get for buying a cheap Chinese product lol

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China is the world's #1 superpower at the moment and it's only a matter of time until Americans get punished for allying with the Japanese :marseysalutechina:

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Every !biofoids vacuum

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Hey some of us !fellas have long hair also :#marseyindignantwoman:

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Hair is where the genderfluid is stored.

!cuteandvalid

Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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can i play with it :marseyflirt#:

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Not you.

Offers open to any other takers!

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fair, i would probably start absentmindedly chewing on it and that's not good for your hair

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What's the name of your metal band? :marseyheavymetal:

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:#marseyeggirl:

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My strong man scalp holds onto hairs far better then weak foid follicles

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I do too, I just wanted to dunk on foids lol

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based :marseykneel:

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Masculine coded nonbinary at best

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:#marseyfuckyou:

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I don't make the rules

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lmao ok yo unironically got me there. I broke so many vacuums in my day. I don't even own one anymore. My cleaning lady asked to use mine one day and I had to tell her I hired her for this because I don't own a vacuum lol.

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That was one big difference i saw between the roomba and the cheap knockoff. Instead of traditional bristles, the Roomba uses rubber rollers. Quieter and doesn't get all tangled up.

Long-haired woman and three cats in the house, haven't had any issues yet with the rubber rollers

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can confirm

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I used to have to get out a razor blade and cut my wife's hair off of the roller at least once a month. She started brushing her hair a lot before going to bed and it made a difference.

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I want this to be real

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I didn't believe it either, hence the insistence on a picture. And there it is!

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Submit plz as marseypojom

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done

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I picked up a really high end robot vacuum a few months ago. It's good and I love to keep my house very clean.

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Sharper image used to sell roombas with life time warranty. Guess who is still getting upgraded to the newest roomba when it breaks every couple years

Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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remember to post pics here when it smears dogshit all over the floor ok

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Mine has cameras and AI to avoid it and take pictures of me naked.

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All three of my cats have got got

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LOL what that means is it is sending naked pictures of you to the chinese coomer who designed it

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will do

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THE ROBOT IS STUCK :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

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$100 Chinese knock offs of real brands are the American way. What are you, some kind of communist?

:#marseyklennycross:

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Don't get drunk and pass out on the floor :marseysmug2:

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Get drunk and behind the wheel

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Poj isn't good at booze cruising

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I got a £60 Chinese wireless stick vacuum cleaner from Amazon. The reviews were all great but when it arrived it looked more like a little plastic toy and it couldn't really suck anything up.

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Yeh I sold it on Gumtree and bought the fancy Dyson with the lasers. Haven't looked back since.

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Ok, but why does the Chinese government want maps of pizzashill's shitty apartment?

What is their endgame?

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Obviously pizzashill is gonna be john connors dad :marseyliquidator:

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:marseysnappyenraged#2: THE ROBOT IS STUCK

:marseybeds#ick: plz it's 3am I just want to sleep

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I spent 300 on a roomba and have only vacuumed myself a hand full of times in the past 8 years. Dollar for dollar that's probably the best purchase I've ever made.

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I have a roomba and that piece of shit is bad at cleaning. I don't understand the point with having the roomba cleaning. It's a lot more funnier having dog treats on top of it and watch dog at it.

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why do you need to be vacuumed?

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Crumbs. But as i said i don't need to very often.

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The b-word sheds like an English shepherd, I told you she needed an hairbrush!

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lol Chinese knockoffs suck butt. I've purchased little things like chinese knockoff earbuds. They break quickly or just aren't as effective.

Fun fact: If you rate them badly, they will message you to offer a refund if you change your reviews.

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:marseyseethe: you're just mad you don't have an e-maid to do your housework :maid:

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iRobot is supposed to be the best, yet I'm not able to give my robots their own pronouns???

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Reading the title I thought carp forgot to switch alts for a sec.

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Why do I need a robot vacuum when I have a wife

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comrade these people are unmarried and @pizzashill doesn't even make her clean the house

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in for 1

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Subscribe and save!

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What kind of poor buys an off brand roomba? Might as well own a android phone lol

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Wait, so the off brand roombas are better and owned by anyone intelligent?

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Amazon sales are shit these days

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Always has been. It's all fake promotions.

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