!friendsofpizzashill housekeeping tips from our Lord and his Lady
It's already selling at a huge discount. Save a few hundred dollars and ditch that old, manual vacuum - pick up an AirRobo for $105 today!
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!friendsofpizzashill housekeeping tips from our Lord and his Lady
It's already selling at a huge discount. Save a few hundred dollars and ditch that old, manual vacuum - pick up an AirRobo for $105 today!
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When my product reviews on groomercord get appreciation from other vaccum enthusiasts:
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Why does pizza need this when he has you?
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Why do you sleep on a pillow without a pillow case? That's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself poj
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Is it true you don't shave your armpits?
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https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7gmsoe/iama_reddits_own_vacuum_repair_tech_with_a_very
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What an annoying writing style. Just throw some more commas in there mate, I dare you.
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Many people; confuse the right time, to use a comma. or a period: therefore all communication is lost
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/09/us/oxford-comma-maine.html
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Oxford comma chads rise up!
Upmarseys to the left
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I intentionally stopped using Oxford commas to piss Redditors off. It was probably a psyop to make contrarians writing stick out
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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vowels and punctuation are for losers, I just skim the consonants
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Cringe
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TL:DR buy a canister Miele
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I'm not getting a fricking Vacuum fixed by some fat dude, I'll just throw into a local river and order a new one off Amazon
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maintain a vacuum? why? just replace it when your ho's hair clogs the brush!
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Wow she is a real biofoid.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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cool
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What loser is in bed at 10p on a Saturday
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waking up at 6am on Sunday for a run while other people are waking up hungover at 10am is how you get rich and unfat brah
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Dude that's the grindset you have to have when your super real corporate boss tells you that you are doing wagie jobs 80 hours a week
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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When you get to be my age, you'll understand.
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I slept in til noon- it's Saturday, I wake up at a regular time every other day
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10am
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That's what you get for buying a cheap Chinese product lol
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China is the world's #1 superpower at the moment and it's only a matter of time until Americans get punished for allying with the Japanese
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Every !biofoids vacuum
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Hey some of us !fellas have long hair also
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Hair is where the genderfluid is stored.
!cuteandvalid
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can i play with it
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Not you.
Offers open to any other takers!
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fair, i would probably start absentmindedly chewing on it and that's not good for your hair
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What's the name of your metal band?
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My strong man scalp holds onto hairs far better then weak foid follicles
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I do too, I just wanted to dunk on foids lol
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based
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Masculine coded nonbinary at best
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I don't make the rules
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lmao ok yo unironically got me there. I broke so many vacuums in my day. I don't even own one anymore. My cleaning lady asked to use mine one day and I had to tell her I hired her for this because I don't own a vacuum lol.
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That was one big difference i saw between the roomba and the cheap knockoff. Instead of traditional bristles, the Roomba uses rubber rollers. Quieter and doesn't get all tangled up.
Long-haired woman and three cats in the house, haven't had any issues yet with the rubber rollers
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can confirm
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I used to have to get out a razor blade and cut my wife's hair off of the roller at least once a month. She started brushing her hair a lot before going to bed and it made a difference.
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I want this to be real
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I didn't believe it either, hence the insistence on a picture. And there it is!
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Submit plz as marseypojom
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done
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I picked up a really high end robot vacuum a few months ago. It's good and I love to keep my house very clean.
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Sharper image used to sell roombas with life time warranty. Guess who is still getting upgraded to the newest roomba when it breaks every couple years
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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remember to post pics here when it smears dogshit all over the floor ok
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Mine has cameras and AI to avoid it and take pictures of me naked.
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All three of my cats have got got
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LOL what that means is it is sending naked pictures of you to the chinese coomer who designed it
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will do
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THE ROBOT IS STUCK
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$100 Chinese knock offs of real brands are the American way. What are you, some kind of communist?
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Don't get drunk and pass out on the floor
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Get drunk and behind the wheel
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Poj isn't good at booze cruising
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I got a £60 Chinese wireless stick vacuum cleaner from Amazon. The reviews were all great but when it arrived it looked more like a little plastic toy and it couldn't really suck anything up.
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Yeh I sold it on Gumtree and bought the fancy Dyson with the lasers. Haven't looked back since.
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Ok, but why does the Chinese government want maps of pizzashill's shitty apartment?
What is their endgame?
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Obviously pizzashill is gonna be john connors dad
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THE ROBOT IS STUCK
plz it's 3am I just want to sleep
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I spent 300 on a roomba and have only vacuumed myself a hand full of times in the past 8 years. Dollar for dollar that's probably the best purchase I've ever made.
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I have a roomba and that piece of shit is bad at cleaning. I don't understand the point with having the roomba cleaning. It's a lot more funnier having dog treats on top of it and watch dog at it.
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why do you need to be vacuumed?
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Crumbs. But as i said i don't need to very often.
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The b-word sheds like an English shepherd, I told you she needed an hairbrush!
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lol Chinese knockoffs suck butt. I've purchased little things like chinese knockoff earbuds. They break quickly or just aren't as effective.
Fun fact: If you rate them badly, they will message you to offer a refund if you change your reviews.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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you're just mad you don't have an e-maid to do your housework
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iRobot is supposed to be the best, yet I'm not able to give my robots their own pronouns???
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Reading the title I thought carp forgot to switch alts for a sec.
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Why do I need a robot vacuum when I have a wife
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comrade these people are unmarried and @pizzashill doesn't even make her clean the house
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in for 1
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Subscribe and save!
https://www.amazon.com/Planters-Deluxe-Pistachio-Nuts-Ounces/dp/B0111K5M3W/ref=sr_1_151
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What kind of poor buys an off brand roomba? Might as well own a android phone lol
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Wait, so the off brand roombas are better and owned by anyone intelligent?
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Amazon sales are shit these days
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Always has been. It's all fake promotions.
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Not just lifestyle but mapping their home into their database as well
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It also knows which crooks and crannies it can get stuck on, so the Chinese operator can steer it there remotely
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This is my favorite conspiracy about robot vaccums for existing when every floor plan is public info unless you live somewhere so far out you have no fire marshall.
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