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2-day major Amazon sale coming up next week, Pizzashill here with THE must-buy item of the season

!friendsofpizzashill housekeeping tips from our Lord and his Lady

It's already selling at a huge discount. Save a few hundred dollars and ditch that old, manual vacuum - pick up an AirRobo for $105 today!

https://a.co/d/4mGkzFC

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When my product reviews on groomercord get appreciation from other vaccum enthusiasts:

:marseyembrace::marseyking:

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Is it true you don't shave your armpits? :marseysniff:

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Why does pizza need this when he has you?

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:marse#ydisabled:

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Why do you sleep on a pillow without a pillow case? That's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself poj

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>My last, best piece of advice is to approach a vacuum, like any appliance; Budget for the best one you can get. Buy one with idea you will maintain it, and use it for many years. And, for the love of Dog, do not buy from late-night infomercials or door-to-door salesmen! Stay out of the big-box stores, and visit your local professional who actually knows what they're talking about.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7gmsoe/iama_reddits_own_vacuum_repair_tech_with_a_very

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What an annoying writing style. Just throw some more commas in there mate, I dare you.

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Many people; confuse the right time, to use a comma. or a period: therefore all communication is lost

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/09/us/oxford-comma-maine.html

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Oxford comma chads rise up! :marseybuff:

Upmarseys to the left :marseyclappingglasses:

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I intentionally stopped using Oxford commas to piss Redditors off. It was probably a psyop to make contrarians writing stick out


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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>me ignoring all punctuation and just reading the words

:#gigachad2:

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vowels and punctuation are for losers, I just skim the consonants

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Cringe

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TL:DR buy a canister Miele

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I'm not getting a fricking Vacuum fixed by some fat dude, I'll just throw into a local river and order a new one off Amazon

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maintain a vacuum? why? just replace it when your ho's hair clogs the brush!

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