New pasta dropped.

https://x.com/TKratman/status/1711465380869284251

Not, but if you wanted to meet, tomorrow, noon, downtown Blacksburg, corner of Main and College Streets. Just let me know. I can provide a good matched pair...

See, you're pretty dumb so aren't really capable of getting it. I'm an Army Ranger with a CIB. Yes, really. I've never actually claimed to be brave because I'm not really afraid of anything. Bravery consists of overcoming fear, and I don't fear...or not for myself, anyway. It's a peculiar condition a pshrink friend of mine cannot identify, but, for example, I have no flight mechanism. Everyone is supposed to have a fight or flight mechanism, but I don't.

If someone, however, didn't believe that, believed, in fact, that I've on;y played Call of Duty (I do wargame but not that), they'd have no fear of giving their real name and address. They do have the fear, obviously, so won't give up that info.

I assure you, I won't hurt you or yours. Nope, last thing from my mind. No interest. And, even if you don't believe that, if you actually believe I'm a mere Call of Duty player you would have no fear of giving up the information. But you know better, don't you? As unbefrickinglievably dumb as you are, you know better.

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>I'm an Army Ranger with a CIB

When will militarycels realize that civilianchads don't know and don't care about their jargon? We just give them money so they go risk life and limb for us while we frick their wives.

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CIB means "complete in box"

:marseyfunko:

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Someone post that gif of soldiers turning into coffins with a donald trump tweet in the background. :marseyvampeek:

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CIB means c*m in butt. He's saying he served in the navy before becoming a ranger.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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The real heroes are the brave souls who frick the dependopotamuses, bravely trudging through waist high ham flaps and defeating the musty crevice goblins within.

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If he was what he said he was it would mean he was really good at killing people so some people may be intimidated by that. Internet strangers though? Not like he can shoot them through a screen.

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Oh-h-h-h child, I am not a mere Call of Duty lobby troll, but a real-deal army ranger. You stalker children have met your match.

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What a b-word lol

Asks people to meet him and fight and then when people are down says he'll shoot them

What a homo

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Weakest attempt to bait someone's dox in awhile. 2/10

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I think the funniest one ive seen recently is the @warmonitors x account self doxxing because they got called out by some israeli account for taking some pro hamas stances

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>Tom Kratman

This guy is a rabbit hole with a ton of free books that are lolcow-tier. And a ton of them are free due to Baen Books releasing them digitally on CDs that are freely spreadable.

I suggest you start with Caliphate lmao

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They should meet up in Temecula

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